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beejay posted:Thread having a normal one, Donny doesn't tweet in 12 hours so obviously he's at death's door. Seriously. He called in to that fox news show he likes and was talking to the host about taking a test and quarantining with his wife like five hours before the announcement that he had it. As much as I wish things were otherwise, the most likely outcome is that he recovers just fine.
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punishedkissinger posted:TRUMP IS GOING TO WALTER REED STRAP IN BABY I'M FEELING THE AUDACITY OF HOPE
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Oct 2, 2020 22:16
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Oxyclean posted:wtf is going on. Is there some highly localized time compression happening to compensate for how long this year has felt? Hard to believe that March is almost over.
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Oct 2, 2020 22:17
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Reporter: And how is Trump doing? Doctor: Eh, I'd say he has a few days.
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Oct 2, 2020 22:24
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Failed Imagineer posted:We in the UKMT went through this whole thing with Boris, remember. He really looked dead for a while there, and then sadly he recovered enough to return to loving up everything. Of course, he is supposedly hosed now which is nice. What are Boris' persisting symptoms? Physical pain with movement or just all day no matter what, I hope.
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Oct 2, 2020 22:26
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Kaal posted:Apparently the administration has already been talking about how they expect Donald to be walking to Marine One on his own, so you're not the only one thinking about that. Half the time he can't normally walk on his own anyway. Maybe they'll greenscreen something with CG.
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Oct 2, 2020 22:31
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Less Fat Luke posted:So basically nobody heard of Regeneron really since it's not finished its trials and then FOX News covered it this morning at 10:30. And now: Is that Dougie Quaaludes guy or an actual government employee?
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Oct 2, 2020 22:54
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Charlz Guybon posted:She's heavily implying that he's collapsing with shocking rapidity or he got this two weeks ago. Ehh...seems like empty sensationalism. Maybe doctors recommend those interventions on that timeline, but I can see our big wet president demanding a private suite at the hospital and loads of drugs regardless of his circumstances. Plus lots of people around him probably want to try their best to keep him alive for whatever reason, so maybe they overreact.
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Oct 3, 2020 13:56
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Endorph posted:its one thing to not care about other people, but i cant imagine being willing to do that to your own goddamn daughter. That daughter is cool as hell and calls her awful parents pieces of poo poo on instagram. She’s the reason kellyanne quit her job.
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Oct 3, 2020 14:15
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Is this his version of the “I am not thinking of firing [person x]. They are doing a wonderful job!” tweet that he does before he fires someone, only about himself living?
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Oct 3, 2020 18:29
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olylifter posted:gently caress I want a bengal for my next cat so bad. Maybe I'll splurge and get an expensive one and at the same time adopt an old moggie from a shelter and shower both with unrelenting affection to even things out I hear they’re often unhappy and destructive because they’re so much closer to wild cats than regular domestic cats and have really strong drives to stalk and attack. Wildlife rescues often taking in at least a few, and they apparently really like having that kind of life.
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Oct 3, 2020 19:09
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The Dave posted:Still like 80 at absolute worst right? It’s too delightful to think about it taking him but I roll my eyes hard at the posters that literally took the diagnosis as a “death sentence”. The last big thing to happen to him that led to all this also had a 20% chance of taking place so
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Oct 3, 2020 20:36
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This is groverhaus, right? I never caught the thread back then, so I can never be sure.
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Oct 3, 2020 21:44
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It’s got real Overlook vibes with the red and gray color scheme. I wouldn’t want to meet the woman who wants to live somewhere that looks like that.
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Oct 3, 2020 21:58
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Murgos posted:It doesn't match the images of the suite at walter reed that the Post published this morning at all. Those all have wood paneling. It was completely redone several years after those photos were taken. There are no photos of what it looks like now.
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Oct 4, 2020 01:22
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Blue maga developing into blue qanon. Even if it’s true, it just makes you look insane to post about this kind of thing. It’s obvious that he just poo poo himself anyway.
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Oct 4, 2020 01:55
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marshmonkey posted:I just think it’s funny that they had to edit out a cough, probably means they had trouble getting a clean take. Trump doesn’t do multiple takes. He was probably off script with that poo poo about how he chose to go to the hospital because that’s what a brave person does to save America.
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Oct 4, 2020 02:05
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Tell me he didn’t poo poo himself there.
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Oct 4, 2020 02:38
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Classon Ave. Robot posted:The idea that someone could only celebrate the death of a guy like Trump, and not any of the people who fought tirelessly to murder literally a million people in the middle east for no reason at all is absolutely bizarre to me. It speaks to almost an open admission that people outside of America don't even count as human to some people. I’ll party harder when it’s W, but he’s much younger and exercises.
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Oct 4, 2020 02:49
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il serpente cosmico posted:They are the same age, as hard as it is to believe. He's taken much better care of himself, though. Oh my god. Trump really has neglected his health to an incredible degree.
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Oct 4, 2020 02:59
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I’ve never noticed how ludicrously oversized his shoulder pads are.
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Oct 4, 2020 06:44
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Levitate posted:Al the white republican men also probably said that kind of stuff or worse to their buddies so they weren’t really offended in any way The real tipping point was the tepid response to the tape. A few republicans condemned trump but the rest said nothing, and once they realized that none of the other ones cared, it was business as usual. There was a lot of that in 2017-2018, where trump people reached a point where they pretty much said outright that they were tired of pretending to care about what he says and does. I remember a lot of cletus safaris from the nyt and the other usual suspects around the time the concentration camps started, where white people started saying poo poo like “we’re tired of you pretending to be outraged at the idea of concentration camps because we all know you’re doing it so we’ll have to say we feel bad. I’m not doing that any more.” That was pretty much when his approval rating locked in at the 35-40 it’s been for the last two years.
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Oct 6, 2020 04:55
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Youth Decay posted:these will probably get taken down so here's a twitter mirror of the last one Do you think that lobotomy clinic the Kennedys used to shut up their inconvenient daughter is still around? Or Tranquility Bay? I hope that kid finishes filing those papers soon.
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Oct 6, 2020 15:18
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Dictatorship of the teen all the way. The more famous she gets, the less able her parents will be to send her to Tranquility Bay or one of those gay conversion camps where they torture you with car batteries.
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Oct 7, 2020 02:07
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God drat he’s got mania or something. Is this a side effect of whatever he’s on? I didn’t think I’d be able to tell the difference, but he’s not usually so quick to jump between species of bullshit.
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Oct 7, 2020 02:26
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...and as the world collapses into the most savage tweetstorm the world has ever known, we SMASH CUT to trump dying on the toilet. As he slumps forward, we SLOW ZOOM in to see the famous covfefe tweet, TRUMP’s dead thumb hitting “send” as he tumbles off his throne and onto the white-tiled floor. We PAN to see the date stamp on this world-famous tweet: 12:06am May 31, 2017. Credits roll: AN OCCURRENCE ON THE PRESIDENTIAL TOILET
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Oct 7, 2020 02:49
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Did he crash? Is crashing part of the high he was riding? There probably aren’t any aides left to play keep-away with his phone to stop him from humiliating himself.
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Oct 7, 2020 04:51
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I hope he tweets through the crash, but probably passed out after his last crazy tweet tonight. What’s it called when you’re absolutely terrified of what will happen but you keep laughing because it’s all so goddamn hilarious? That’s what I want to title my book about 2020.
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Oct 7, 2020 05:15
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Bar Ran Dun posted:lol service academy naval war college astronaut is CCP. I mean I know it’s Kirk but kelly and his brother make the rounds. My father in law met him at a MOAA for example, he’s involved very broadly in military communities. Charlie Kirk has never been to college because he was rejected from some US military academy, so he’s never been in the military either. A literal high school graduate who’s never had a job, although I feel like his parents have to be some kind of Mercer-level rich fucks with their fingers in all those grifts.
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Oct 7, 2020 06:03
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Ok Comboomer posted:Stewart hasn’t stayed out of politics, he just identifies as Socialist so he doesn’t tend to do stuff on behalf of Dems. He’s also on record as strongly hating people who beat their wives.
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A big flaming stink posted:uhhhh The creepy one. She got a lot of sympathy because it was exposed via revenge porn from her husband, but I guess if you do it once, you probably did it before and will try again because you aren’t grounded by an ethical sense.
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Oct 7, 2020 06:41
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Josh Lyman posted:I really don’t understand This has real “blinking sos” energy and I hope her internet fans can get a wellness check done or something. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqmdiiqIRA8
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Oct 7, 2020 11:15
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It’s 6:30 and no donnie tweets. Has he ever slept in this late without tweeting?
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Oct 7, 2020 11:35
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Demiurge4 posted:Huh, maybe she did write it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YqmdiiqIRA8
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Oct 7, 2020 11:51
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blunt posted:I'm sure musical theatre parodies really resonate with potential trump voters. George has been really distracted by some family issues at home lately, ok?
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Oct 7, 2020 12:20
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Does that tweet correlate with anything on fox news this morning? Maybe they used the big word today.
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Oct 7, 2020 13:43
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Smash cut to coffin at a nearly empty graveside service Narrator: she did
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Oct 7, 2020 15:08
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eke out posted:https://twitter.com/arguendope/status/1313856699934146560 Person at noon on a Wednesday: "this is going to be one hell of a week!"
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Oct 7, 2020 16:51
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What would have happened to him if he hadn't been born rich? He seems to have a bad case that severely inhibits his ability to get along with other people. Or is it something that gets worse as cognitive faculties decline and maybe he had more self awareness or executive function in the 80s? Is he only like this in the first place because he grew up a millionaire?
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He's exactly the kind of moron who could be easily radicalized by the algorithm. There was a story on NPR this morning about undecided voters, and I had forgotten how stupid and utterly disconnected from reality or the capacity for reason they are. The logic of their decision-making process was utterly incomprehensible to me until I realized that there is no logic to their decision-making.
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