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ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
But i keep telling my wife and our friend no! If they want us to do it so bad they shoulda grow balls! (Literally)

>:^(

Plus if i could taste from there id be tasting hellq fuckin farts by now. Unless id ne used too it?

Has anyone told you to dunk yer ballz/clam into slme weird poo poo? How did they pay you. Why? Who? Did you taste da :siren:soy sauce:siren:?

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
So wait, how far away can you taste the fart sauce from? U fail ub40 red red wine.. yes use red wine decanter to mask the fart sauce. :hmmyes:

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy
Then length of my balls

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Than balls. :thunkher:

CheeseThief
Dec 28, 2012

Two wholesome boys to brighten your day

Fish balls don't really go with soy, try spicy sauce op

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Against this foe there can be no victory. Put the balls in the sauce and embrace whatever the hell you're talking about.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

tell them that you are a celiac and demand to dip your balls in tamari

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

Then length of my balls

My balls are average size I guess but.. theyre long?? idk

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Do it

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Use Frank's red hot, put that poo poo in everything

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I'd like this thread a lot better if it was good.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Big Beef City posted:

I'd like this thread a lot better if it was good.

Look deep and you can find the goodness in anything, baby.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

One time a friend tried to convince me that I could get drunk by dipping my balls in liquor. I did not. Because I am not an idiot. Now the rectal beer bong.....

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

No, I'm just kidding. That would be a little too much. Like, maybe taking things a little too far.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003
:smug: Good morning, you're all just pretending to need this "medicine" because you're drug addicts.

:angel: Good evening, directed pharmaceutical use of amphetamines obviously enriches the lives of many itt and I just woul
I;m thinking about thos balls

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Dipping your balls in soy sauce is a great honor. You were right to refuse you are not ready for the responsibility that accompanies this most sacred act.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Literally A Person posted:

Look deep and you can find the goodness in anything, baby.

My therapist said that so I printed off my post history and she cancelled my remaining appointments.

Ass-Haggis
May 27, 2011

asproigerosis confirmed
once i dipped my nards in hummus, needed to know if the flesh tones were identical

they were, brain goblins satisfied greatly that day

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Umami Balls would make for a nice username

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I mean what's the worst that can happen, live a little dude

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Put your goddamn takoyakis in the sauce

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
I'm confused why you wouldn't want to experience the salty, savory taste of soy via your scrotum?

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Who What Now posted:

I'm confused why you wouldn't want to experience the salty, savory taste of soy via your scrotum?

Yeah seriously wtf

Sixfools
Aug 27, 2005

You be the Moon,
I'll be the Earth
And when we burst
Start over, oh, darling
I douche my balls in apple cider vinegar regularly, I think soy sauce would be fine.

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

Big Beef City posted:

I'd like this thread a lot better if it was good.

Yeah I agree ! I was pretty hammered last night, I don't even remember making this...

WHAT I DO REMEBER ! Is my wife asking if I'd do it. I refuse to have SALTIER nutz I already have. That's too salty.

CheeseThief posted:

Fish balls don't really go with soy, try spicy sauce op



:hmmyes:

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

“If the balls do not have sauce, then they are lost. But the same balls can get lost in the sauce.” - Gucci Mane

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
SUCK MY GYOZAS OP

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Saucy Soy Balls

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
If you want a vision of the future, imagine balls being dipped into soy sauce - forever.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
i like to put a thick layer of peanut butter on my dick and balls

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:
Marrying a cannibal to ensure a little risk and excitement in the relationship was a good move OP, but dialling up the temptation like that can not end well.

nakieon
Aug 28, 2020

soy sauce drizzle on the balls

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Lil' wasabi on the taint. Fresh.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

I have for you today balls with a red wine reduction served over a bed of rocket and cauliflower puree. We've paired this with a Pinot Noir from the Willamette Valley.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Get back to me when they try to get you to stick your balls in hushpuppy batter

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You should always brine your balls

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Literally A Person posted:

I have for you today balls with a red wine reduction served over a bed of rocket and cauliflower puree. We've paired this with a Pinot Noir from the Willamette Valley.

its will ammet dammit

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

its will ammet dammit

That guy won't ever work in this town again.

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Colonel Cancer posted:

You should always brine your balls

This ensures juiciness

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