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Pick posted:i am OUTRAGED we never saw damar shirtless, to the extent that he wakes up hung over in his own bed, ostensibly after sex, and still has his lil top on. what the poo poo is that When Damar fucks, he only takes his pants off. He's still wearing his shirt and his socks. Damar doesn't have time to nude up to gently caress, he's busy being the hero of Cardassia.
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Oct 5, 2020 07:53
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Defiance Industries posted:When Damar fucks, he only takes his pants off. He's still wearing his shirt and his socks. Damar doesn't have time to nude up to gently caress, he's busy being the hero of Cardassia. Reminds me of the absolutely incredible sex scene in Excalibur where Uther Pendragon rides across a bridge of mist and then has sex with Igrayne while wearing full plate mail from head to toe.
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Oct 5, 2020 15:24
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The Borg, despite being volcel, hold the galaxy's largest collection of pornography.
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Oct 5, 2020 15:39
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The real use for the holodeck was highly censored in the TV series and subsequent movies
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Fredrik1 posted:The real use for the holodeck was highly censored in the TV series and subsequent movies I mean, in DS9 the only way this could be made more explicit is if Quark called them Holographic Shag Stations. Those weird high ranking geeks in Sisko's inner circle might keep using them for sports and spy games and old-timey dogfights, but from the names of his suggested programs Quark is clearly making his actual profits on 3d peepshows at the very least
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Oct 5, 2020 22:23
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Now, the Arboretum on the Enterprise-D, that's the plausibly-deniable gently caress zone.
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Angepain posted:I mean, in DS9 the only way this could be made more explicit is if Quark called them Holographic Shag Stations. Those weird high ranking geeks in Sisko's inner circle might keep using them for sports and spy games and old-timey dogfights, but from the names of his suggested programs Quark is clearly making his actual profits on 3d peepshows at the very least I remember the episode where some guy is frustrated trying to program an accurate likeness of Major Kira for his holosex game (the computer won't let you just be like "project Major Kira" for such purposes). When Kira herself gets wind of this she plays a prank that has him face-to-face with a sultry, DTF holographic Quark. I remember thinking it was a funny scene but was puzzled that my dad had a stone traced reaction. I think he was really looking forward to softcore pornstar Major Kira.
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SidneyIsTheKiller posted:I think he was really looking forward to softcore pornstar Major Kira. Who among us could claim otherwise? My horniest Trek opinion is that Major Kira and mirror-verse Intendent Kira should have totally banged.
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I walk into a holosuite and place a virtual penny into the virtual victorian era peep show device
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Reg Barclay used the holodeck to surreptitiously bang every woman on the Enterprise by holographic proxy. This is canon.
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Also I don't care what anyone says, the holodeck came onto Geordi first. He just went with it, okay.
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Oct 6, 2020 07:26
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nine-gear crow posted:Reg Barclay used the holodeck to surreptitiously bang every woman on the Enterprise by holographic proxy. This is canon. This Broccoli Fucks
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nine-gear crow posted:Also I don't care what anyone says, the holodeck came onto Geordi first. He just went with it, okay. At least to begin with. It’s clear from the first episode that Geordi wanted to figure out something with the warp engines and the holodeck created the Brahms character as an interface. The bullshit about ‘when you’re touching the engines, you’re touching me’ was all part of that interface, and whoever programmed should be seeing Starfleet HR. The second time is a bit iffier, as we don’t know what’s Geordi was doing between those two episodes (to be honest I don’t remember much about that part of the plot line aside from Brahms finding Geordi in the holodeck with holo-Brahms, which would at least suggest she wasn’t aware of the diagnostic interface Brahms)
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Zaroff posted:At least to begin with. It’s clear from the first episode that Geordi wanted to figure out something with the warp engines and the holodeck created the Brahms character as an interface. The bullshit about ‘when you’re touching the engines, you’re touching me’ was all part of that interface, and whoever programmed should be seeing Starfleet HR. I think Geordi doesn't go back to holo-Brahms after he's done solving the problem. The real Leah goes snooping through his saved holodeck files when she comes aboard the Enterprise, checks out holo-Brahms because it has her name on it, and Geordi walks in on her while she's there with her digital eidolon and it's going "Would you gently caress me, Geordi?" Only instead of properly explaining the situation, Geordi acts like a huge weirdo incel and just creeps Leah out even harder.
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Modeling holodeck interfaces after that systems chief engineer seems like SOP, the same thing was done in Voyager with the Doctors help interface, which looked exactly like the doctor and both were based on their creator. (iirc, haven't seen voyager since the original broadcast)
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Super Waffle posted:Modeling holodeck interfaces after that systems chief engineer seems like SOP, the same thing was done in Voyager with the Doctors help interface, which looked exactly like the doctor and both were based on their creator. (iirc, haven't seen voyager since the original broadcast) I’m glad we were denied the scene where the Zimmerman hologram told Torres ‘every time you’re touching the EMH, you’re touching me’
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Oct 6, 2020 18:26
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nine-gear crow posted:Only instead of properly explaining the situation, Geordi acts like a huge weirdo incel and just creeps Leah out even harder. It also doesn't help that he was almost a total jerk leading up to that moment as well, and invited her to that dimly-lit dinner in his quarters. It really bothers me that he tried to take credit for her idea. It's incredibly disrespectful to her and it's also such an unnecessarily insecure and hostile thing to have had Geordi do. Hell, maybe she would have warmed up to him if he'd said "we were in a pinch so I looked through your notes and used your idea to get more power" instead of "nuhhhh sometimes us dumb starship guys figure stuff out too!!" Super Waffle posted:Modeling holodeck interfaces after that systems chief engineer seems like SOP, the same thing was done in Voyager with the Doctors help interface, which looked exactly like the doctor and both were based on their creator. (iirc, haven't seen voyager since the original broadcast) Voyager's instance was intentional, because that was a program specifically designed as a diagnostic tool; the Enterprise computer at first was using Brahms' voice because Geordi was specifically looking through her design notes, and then later he asks the computer to generate a friendlier way of interacting than just talking to a disembodied voice.
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:Voyager's instance was intentional, because that was a program specifically designed as a diagnostic tool; the Enterprise computer at first was using Brahms' voice because Geordi was specifically looking through her design notes, and then later he asks the computer to generate a friendlier way of interacting than just talking to a disembodied voice. That makes more sense. Doctor and Zimmerman hologram should have totally banged.
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re: OP, did we ever see a fully shirtless Cardassian? I don't think we did but could be wrong
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:re: OP, did we ever see a fully shirtless Cardassian? I don't think we did but could be wrong The closest I can remember was when Li Nalas talked about how he got famous from killing a defenceless Cardassian in his underwear, implying he was topless at the time.
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space whales were hunted to extinction for their tallow to make sex candles and thus star trek IV
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:re: OP, did we ever see a fully shirtless Cardassian? I don't think we did but could be wrong i recall a star trek DVD special featurette wherein a production designer(?) stated that cardies have scrawny, snake-like bodies but wear big chest-plates to appear larger
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oh but seriously I posted:i recall a star trek DVD special featurette wherein a production designer(?) stated that cardies have scrawny, snake-like bodies but wear big chest-plates to appear larger fine rear end cardie ladies say otherwise.
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💖 Vash 💖
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Shirtless Kirk is always way buffer than I remember. Especially for the sixties.
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Data is fully functional, just think about the implications.
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dudeness posted:💖 Vash 💖 It always amused me that the one person who was able to turn Picard, the stodgy, sophisticate that he was, into a horndog was the weirdo space thief.
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nine-gear crow posted:It always amused me that the one person who was able to turn Picard, the stodgy, sophisticate that he was, into a horndog was the weirdo space thief. Archeology chat riles him. All that talk of old bones
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More of a question: How far down do those Trill spots go anyway? This is a pressing question. 
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nine-gear crow posted:It always amused me that the one person who was able to turn Picard, the stodgy, sophisticate that he was, into a horndog was the weirdo space thief. It's also pretty funny that Vash was played by Stewart's flame/fiancee at the time.
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Also, my horny opinion is that I wanted more Alice Eve in JJ Trek, even if it was just her doing impressions of her lovely "maths" teacher. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ywy9JEBbyuI&t=58s
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StratGoatCom posted:More of a question: https://m.youtube.com/watch/nUaXYYOl9JQ Also in googling that clip I have found this cursed internet thread where people meticulously document each instance of Jadzia's bare legs to confirm this, and if I have to read some random poster fantasising about licking the spots off Terry Farell's legs then so do all of you, dammit
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Oct 8, 2020 08:36
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is "William Shatner can go gently caress himself" a horny opinion
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They can't do shirtless aliens because nobody wants to sit through hours of getting their chest covered in makeup. Except this guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Fyv1DegkVk
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Cease to Hope posted:is "William Shatner can go gently caress himself" a horny opinion Kirk/Kirk > Kirk/Spock
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Angepain posted:https://m.youtube.com/watch/nUaXYYOl9JQ Dax would definitely be 100% into this. Jadzia, I'm not sure. Terry, though...pretty sure she wouldn't be. Sorry, Terry. 
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