Nightmares Fear Factory 2020: Not As Scary As The Real World

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vudan: Dec 11, 2010

As a long forgotten Sumerian god I appreciate the yearly feast of fear for sustenance.

# ? Oct 9, 2020 23:08

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 06:54

Dick Bastardly: Aug 22, 2012; Muttley is SKYNET!!!

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

# ? Oct 10, 2020 00:47

Dick Bastardly: Aug 22, 2012; Muttley is SKYNET!!!

Sir Not Appearing posted:

https://i.imgur.com/ByRXQbG.mp4

holy freaking sheit

i will never top this

# ? Oct 10, 2020 05:25

Lutha Mahtin: Oct 10, 2010; Your brokebrain sin is absolved...go and shitpost no more!

The Zombie Guy posted:

This thread is a beautiful beacon of joy in 2020. Praise be to FF Photoshops.

My lame claim to fame: I went to high school with Mr

He's a super nice funny guy, and he played pro football for a couple years. I'm sure he would get a kick out of his photoshop meme status.

buy him an account

# ? Oct 10, 2020 06:04

Panfilo: Aug 27, 2011; EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

I love this time of year.

Some of these guys are making the kind of face you see your opponent make when you slug them in the gut for a star in Punch Out.

# ? Oct 10, 2020 07:25

whos that broooown: Dec 10, 2009; 2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

how does a mask even make it to your elbow

# ? Oct 10, 2020 07:45

Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

# ? Oct 10, 2020 08:28

drunkb: Aug 14, 2009; The Great Twist

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I would buy that poster for my son�s bedroom wall.

# ? Oct 10, 2020 12:16

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Wifi Toilet posted:

Stealing this concept (Sorry not sorry)

# ? Oct 10, 2020 14:51

Sgt. Politeness: Sep 29, 2003; I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

Sir Not Appearing posted:

https://i.imgur.com/ByRXQbG.mp4

This song(at least the intro) has been stuck in my head since this was posted and I'm not even mad.

# ? Oct 10, 2020 21:47

Snackula: Aug 1, 2013; hedgefund wizard

# ? Oct 10, 2020 22:04

Solar Tornado: Aug 9, 2016; A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

# ? Oct 10, 2020 23:26

Bronze Fonz: Feb 14, 2019

# ? Oct 10, 2020 23:43

Dreadwroth2: Feb 28, 2019; by Cyrano4747

Holy poo poo this is the pinnacle, I don't think it will ever get topped.

# ? Oct 11, 2020 05:46

Chillgamesh: Jul 29, 2014

Sir Not Appearing posted:

https://i.imgur.com/ByRXQbG.mp4

# ? Oct 11, 2020 23:00

LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

Sir Not Appearing posted:

https://i.imgur.com/ByRXQbG.mp4

This thread justifies itself every drat year!

# ? Oct 12, 2020 06:01

7of7: Jul 1, 2008

The scariest thing about most of these people is their mask usage. .

# ? Oct 12, 2020 07:05

Claes Oldenburger: Apr 23, 2010; Metal magician!

Sir Not Appearing posted:

https://i.imgur.com/ByRXQbG.mp4

HOW.

# ? Oct 12, 2020 07:44

Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

Sir Not Appearing posted:

https://i.imgur.com/ByRXQbG.mp4

it's full of 5's

# ? Oct 12, 2020 15:35

Grraarrgghh: Feb 12, 2012; "Bernard, float over here so I can punch you."

Canned Panda posted:

# ? Oct 12, 2020 21:48

itry: Aug 23, 2019

Grraarrgghh posted:

# ? Oct 12, 2020 21:51

Fors Yard: Feb 15, 2008; Aside from getting shot in the head, David, what have you done with yourself?

God drat. Quit setting the bar so high.

# ? Oct 12, 2020 22:17

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Grraarrgghh posted:

I bet Grraarrgghh is the sound he's making.

# ? Oct 13, 2020 00:04

Bronze Fonz: Feb 14, 2019

Did anyone do

yet?

# ? Oct 13, 2020 02:34

Mutant Headcrab: May 14, 2007

Canned Panda posted:

# ? Oct 13, 2020 03:25

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

Bronze Fonz posted:

Did anyone do

yet?

No, and frankly, I wish they would.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Oct 13, 2020 05:38

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

# ? Oct 13, 2020 05:47

Julius CSAR: Oct 3, 2007; by sebmojo

Sir Not Appearing posted:

https://i.imgur.com/ByRXQbG.mp4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XNJ1RHUnX9s

# ? Oct 13, 2020 18:55

BBQ Dave: Jun 17, 2012; Well, that's easy for you to say. You have a bad imagination. It's stupid. I live in a fantasy world.

The Zombie Guy posted:

This thread is a beautiful beacon of joy in 2020. Praise be to FF Photoshops.

My lame claim to fame: I went to high school with Mr

He's a super nice funny guy, and he played pro football for a couple years. I'm sure he would get a kick out of his photoshop meme status.

Has he seen? Can/should he be shown? If we ever have a convention can we get him?

Cool that he's nice and funny.

# ? Oct 14, 2020 17:42

sigher: Apr 22, 2008; My guiding Moonlight...

b-minus1 posted:

What are they looking at
It�s 2020 how is there not a picture of it online

I think in other threads people said it's like a car is barreling down at you or something? No sure if that's true.

Can't wait to see what else this thread delivers, it's the best time of the year.

# ? Oct 15, 2020 02:08

titties: May 10, 2012; They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Snackula posted:

sugoi

# ? Oct 15, 2020 20:37

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

Canned Panda posted:

Wait - how many people are there in this picture?

Four?

# ? Oct 16, 2020 16:09

gey muckle mowser: Aug 5, 2003; Do you know anything about...
witches?; Buglord

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Wait - how many people are there in this picture?

Four?

lol I didn't even notice the person hiding behind the front guy

this thread is already amazing :five:

# ? Oct 16, 2020 17:42

sigher: Apr 22, 2008; My guiding Moonlight...

There's 3, I think there's only one small woman behind the two dudes, I don't see any sign of a fourth.

# ? Oct 20, 2020 09:00

Sekenr: Dec 12, 2013

Canned Panda posted:

Quote is not Edit. Anyway...

2nd from the right - "Maybe its for the best" :shrug:

# ? Oct 20, 2020 11:19

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

sigher posted:

There's 3, I think there's only one small woman behind the two dudes, I don't see any sign of a fourth.

Allow me to ~~run string between pins stuck into a map on a wall and tell you about the reptillians~~ show you this conclusive gif:

# ? Oct 20, 2020 15:24

Bregor: May 31, 2013; People are idiots, Leslie.

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Allow me to ~~run string between pins stuck into a map on a wall and tell you about the reptillians~~ show you this conclusive gif:

The "blue arm" belongs to the long white fingernails...? :shrug:

And the last hand there is from the second man. I think it's three people

Regardless I loving love this thread :doit:

# ? Oct 20, 2020 15:34

Rupert Buttermilk: Apr 15, 2007; 🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Don't forget about the extra legs behind guy in front.

# ? Oct 20, 2020 15:50

Wild T: Dec 15, 2008; The point I'm trying to make is that the only way to come out on top is to kick the Air Force in the nuts, beart it savagely with a weight and take a dump on it's face.

You only think it's two men in front. In actuality it's a small crowd of children stacked in adult clothes to scam admission.

# ? Oct 20, 2020 15:57

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 06:54

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

I just can't get over background guy looking like he's waiting for someone to insert a whole submarine sandwich into his mouth.

# ? Oct 20, 2020 16:07

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