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I used to laugh at that idiot Ben Shaprino or whatever for being short but guess what, the guy is an inch taller than me! Joke was on me all along. I am 56 which I never thought was short until the internet said it was. I have fit into a suitcase before and car trunks. My 2002 Toyota Corolla still feels like it was made for people somehow smaller than myself. Its so low to the ground and I basically crawl into it. Tell us your short stories. 
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I'm not quite 5 4 and I've always been glad because it means almost any guy is dateable yay. I've also never felt short at all. 
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Oct 7, 2020 04:50
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Short people got no reason to live
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Oct 7, 2020 05:03
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Ben Shapiro isn't 5' 7".
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Oct 7, 2020 05:05
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Randy Newman says y'all suck
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Oct 7, 2020 05:06
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I'm 5' 11" and used to lie that I was 6' until I realized it was dumb because I'm still taller than average.
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Oct 7, 2020 05:07
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im a heroic grower
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Oct 7, 2020 05:10
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I am short and I would like to be taller, so that I can get career promotions and be perceived as a leader man more. One day when I have the money I wanna get the limb-sawing remote control bone-screw surgery done on my legs and hopefully my arms, probably in South Korea since its cheaper there than in America and plus they have way better surgeons thatve been doing this procedure longer than other countries. I figure I can gain at least 4 or 5 inches in height before my legs start looking like they dont belong with the rest of my body, maybe more.
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Oct 7, 2020 05:17
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6'6" checking in 
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Oct 7, 2020 05:19
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5'10" and 3/4ths provided by a science exhibit after thinking it was about 5'11" the longest time. Oh well, I can still call Ben Shapiro a shrimp and that's all that matters to me.Dr. Tim Whatley posted:6'6" checking in careful mister, don't smack your head on the way in whoops, too late 
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Oct 7, 2020 05:32
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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:Ben Shapiro isn't 5' 7".
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Oct 7, 2020 07:36
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1redflag posted:Short people got no reason to live Tall ones too. Its very humbling really
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Oct 7, 2020 07:44
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lol, what the gently caress am I looking down on here?
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Oct 7, 2020 07:47
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Short people walk around smelling tall peoples butts.
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Oct 7, 2020 07:49
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OP this thread is poinltess because it will soon be filled with insanely insecure tall people who have to mention their height constantly to assuage their crippling feelings of inadequacy.
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Oct 7, 2020 07:53
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Ben Shapiro is like 5' 2" lol
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Oct 7, 2020 08:02
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Average height here and doing alright
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Oct 7, 2020 08:04
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ben shapiro barely tops 5' also this Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:OP this thread is poinltess because it will soon be filled with insanely insecure tall people who have to mention their height constantly to assuage their crippling feelings of inadequacy.
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Oct 7, 2020 09:13
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Spinz posted:I'm not quite 5 4 and I've always been glad because it means almost any guy is dateable yay. I didn't know you were a short-stack
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Oct 7, 2020 09:37
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Are short men even people?
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Oct 7, 2020 09:44
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My wife is 4'11.5", which is a pretty funny number.
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Oct 7, 2020 09:45
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I'm a very short giant, can I post in this thread OP?
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Oct 7, 2020 09:49
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how are these short people reaching the keyboard to post? are they standing on each other's shoulders?
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Oct 7, 2020 10:32
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Im like 6,1 or something which feels short even tho its more than average. I should stop hanging out with tall people I guess.
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Oct 7, 2020 10:36
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I am actually three short people standing on top of each other and wearing a trench coat.
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Oct 7, 2020 10:38
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Im like 510 or 511 maybe on a good day but I have a bunch of friends who are maybe a half inch or so taller than me who claim they are anywhere from 61 to 63 and insist that I must be taller than 510 lol
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Oct 7, 2020 10:38
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LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:Im like 510 or 511 maybe on a good day but I have a bunch of friends who are maybe a half inch or so taller than me who claim they are anywhere from 61 to 63 and insist that I must be taller than 510 lol Im like 510 or so but my brother who's easily 2 inches shorter than me says he's 5'10, so I just claim to be 5'8-5'9 whenever height chat comes up.
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Oct 7, 2020 10:46
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Let me tell you folks, being asked to grab things off high shelves all the time is no picnic
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Oct 7, 2020 11:15
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Are you even considered a people of you're shorter than 6'?? Why you all so tiny?
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Oct 7, 2020 11:33
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I'm 5'6 1/2", which is short enough to be comfortable in an economy class airplane seat but still tall enough to reach most stuff. Also, guys who are shorter than me are usually extremely good in bed.
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Oct 7, 2020 12:12
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YeahTubaMike posted:I'm 5'6 1/2", which is short enough to be comfortable in an economy class airplane seat but still tall enough to reach most stuff. Thats exactly my height too I'm deffo comfortable with my height but what I'm not OK with is all these people blatantly defying the very rules that were clearly stated in the thread title
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Oct 7, 2020 12:16
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LonesomeCrowdedWest posted:Im like 510 or 511 maybe on a good day but I have a bunch of friends who are maybe a half inch or so taller than me who claim they are anywhere from 61 to 63 and insist that I must be taller than 510 lol Yeah, this. It's amazing how many men overestimate their height. For instance, my dad claims to be 6 while my brother is somewhere between 5'9 - 5'10. They are the same height. Granted, my dad is in his 60's and has had surgery on both knees to replace cartilege with titanium. He has likely shrunk a bit over the years. Also, greetings from the gas chamber.
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Oct 7, 2020 12:57
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Floodixor posted:Thats exactly my height too I don't mind the giants personally.  They're taking after the guy on the right every time they run into the room. 
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Oct 7, 2020 13:14
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:OP this thread is poinltess because it will soon be filled with insanely insecure tall people who have to mention their height constantly to assuage their crippling feelings of inadequacy.
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Oct 7, 2020 13:34
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66 Size 15 shoes 3 inch dick
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Oct 7, 2020 14:18
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what's up you fuckin losers, 6'5" man-stud checkin in and tbh being tall kinda sucks
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Oct 7, 2020 14:34
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:OP this thread is poinltess because it will soon be filled with insanely insecure tall people who have to mention their height constantly to assuage their crippling feelings of inadequacy. Jim Long-un posted:what's up you fuckin losers, 6'5" man-stud checkin in and tbh being tall kinda sucks It begins...
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Oct 7, 2020 14:45
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Tall dudes & thin dudettes should form their own little support group where they whine about hitting their heads on stuff & having small boobs
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Oct 7, 2020 15:51
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The Voice of Labor posted:how are these short people reaching the keyboard to post? are they standing on each other's shoulders? Im actually three different short people, we take turns standing on each other's shoulders to reach the keyboard
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Oct 7, 2020 15:59
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Valko posted:Yeah, this. It's amazing how many men overestimate their height. For instance, my dad claims to be 6 while my brother is somewhere between 5'9 - 5'10. They are the same height. Granted, my dad is in his 60's and has had surgery on both knees to replace cartilege with titanium. He has likely shrunk a bit over the years. yup. my bf is geniunely 6'4-6'5 and he's taller than like 99% of people and im like 5'10 at most so it's real interesting when people are telling me how they're totally 6'3, it's true a doctor told them!(???), but they're hardly taller than me. and by interesting i mean dumb and boring.
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