I am just going to say it

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ContraBoss: Dec 6, 2005; Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

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The Breakfast Sampler: Jan 1, 2006

but what is it

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Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

alright everyone let's gangstalk the gently caress out of the OP

i'll take the first shift tonight. check the discord

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ContraBoss: Dec 6, 2005; Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

Since it�s the spooky time of year, I am also going to say that a chimp could hold its own against a vampire. Way better than a dumb weak human :rolleyes:

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ContraBoss: Dec 6, 2005; Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

The Breakfast Sampler posted:

but what is it

It is what it is, my friend

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Floodixor: Aug 22, 2003; Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP

Here is a question that can shatter friendships

What is scarier:

1. A headless body shambling toward you. It cannot see you.
2. A floating head coming at you. It has a mouth so it can yell mean things at you

# ? Oct 7, 2020 13:45

ContraBoss: Dec 6, 2005; Well *I* only read the New Yorker and eat Fancy Feast.

Floodixor posted:

Here is a question that can shatter friendships

What is scarier:

The floating head because the body can�t see me and I could just move out of its way before it eventually falls or does whatever clumsy headless thralls do.

# ? Oct 7, 2020 13:49

Ignatius M. Meen: May 26, 2011; Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

Floodixor posted:

Here is a question that can shatter friendships

What is scarier:

1. A headless body shambling toward you. It cannot see you.
2. A floating head coming at you. It has a mouth so it can yell mean things at you

I can't imagine how this shatters friendships because neither of those are all that scary but...

if the headless body is just sort of accidentally shambling in my direction rather than intentionally towards me such that I could just walk away and it wouldn't follow me - the floating head. otherwise it's the body. floating head's probably more trouble to beat down with a bat than the body though

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BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

The Breakfast Sampler posted:

but what is it

It�s it

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AFewBricksShy: Jun 19, 2003; of a full load.

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

It�s it

What is it?

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William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

I'd take the floating head. At least then I'd have someone to talk to :unsmith:

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Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

You said it

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Floodixor: Aug 22, 2003; Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP

Yeah basically every answer so far is what I agree with but my STUPID FRIEND is convinced it's the body which is stupid as heck, you gotta think these things through

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Floodixor: Aug 22, 2003; Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I'd take the floating head. At least then I'd have someone to talk to

aw man

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Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

A head has no opposable thumbs. A body does.

Actually it would be funny to watch a flying head open doors with its mouth lol

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Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

i would suggest that of the two options, only the floating head can unambiguously give enthusiastic consent

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Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Sign language not good enough for you, bud?

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Floodixor: Aug 22, 2003; Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP

God it didn't even take a page for ya'll to turn this incredibly complex philosophical question into being about fuckin'

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RepeatingMeme: Dec 27, 2012; this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

Dont you say it, dont you loving dare. If you say it I swear to god im going to lose my poo poo

ContraBoss posted:

It

YOU MOTHERFUCKER

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YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

Floodixor posted:

Here is a question that can shatter friendships

What is scarier:

1. A headless body shambling toward you. It cannot see you.
2. A floating head coming at you. It has a mouth so it can yell mean things at you

Why would a floating head yell mean things at me, knowing that I could just spin-kick it out of the air if I felt like it?

I have questions though:
1. Can the headless body hear me?
2. How fast is the floating head moving?

# ? Oct 7, 2020 17:07

hell astro course: Dec 10, 2009; pizza sucks

Floodixor posted:

Here is a question that can shatter friendships

What is scarier:

1. A headless body shambling toward you. It cannot see you.
2. A floating head coming at you. It has a mouth so it can yell mean things at you

2. definitely 2. 1 is pretty much a normal day.

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ikanreed: Sep 25, 2009; I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

I have opinions about it

it's a strange thing to say

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Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

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Snackula: Aug 1, 2013; hedgefund wizard

Is the body hot?

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fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

Part 2 was dogshit.

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Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

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Earwicker: Jan 6, 2003

its in your face, but you cant grab it

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Brother Tadger: Feb 15, 2012; I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Earwicker posted:

its in your face, but you cant grab it

My name is mike Patton
and I�m here to say,
I like rapping
in an old school way

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Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

It�s it

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Tinestram: Jan 13, 2006; Excalibur? More like "Needle"; Grimey Drawer

hell astro course posted:

2. definitely 2. 1 is pretty much me on a normal day.

fixed for accuracy

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pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

The Breakfast Sampler posted:

but what is it

You want it all but you can't have it

2) gently caress the ghost head, now it can't say mean poo poo.

Y'all aren't even trying.

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kntfkr: Feb 11, 2019; GOOSE FUCKER

This is the last straw.

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AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

2 is definitely scarier and is similar to a nightmare I have where I act really awkward around a disabled person that consists only of a head

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numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Now we know.

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Argyle Gargoyle: Apr 1, 2009; ABSTRACT SHAPES CREW

then who was phone?

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The Breakfast Sampler: Jan 1, 2006

ContraBoss posted:

Since it�s the spooky time of year, I am also going to say that a chimp could hold its own against a vampire. Way better than a dumb weak human

I need this in my life, VHS, Beta, whatever. laserdisc even.

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Floodixor: Aug 22, 2003; Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP

YeahTubaMike posted:

Why would a floating head yell mean things at me, knowing that I could just spin-kick it out of the air if I felt like it?

I have questions though:
1. Can the headless body hear me?
2. How fast is the floating head moving?

These are the questions America needs to be asking itself

1. Yes.
2. I mean, it can't zip around. Let's say a cool ominous 4 mph

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Floodixor: Aug 22, 2003; Forums Electronic MusiciaBRRRIIINGYIPYIPYIPYIP

Snackula posted:

Is the body hot?

We're talking rippling ab muscles, trembling buttocks, glistening triceps the works

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