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Too many wet dreams (now guys jerk off instead).
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 16:00 |
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^ wanna jerk off but don't have any workable magazines, catalogs or adverts available
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 16:06 |
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not knowing how to use the three shells
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 16:12 |
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Trying to spot pixelated nudity on a scrambled channel because your parents were to cheap to spring for premium channels
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 16:16 |
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Erghh posted:^ wanna jerk off but don't have any workable magazines, catalogs or adverts available Wanna jerk off, but your snitch of a little brother is home, and the computer is in the dining room.
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 16:21 |
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overseer07 posted:Trying to spot pixelated nudity on a scrambled channel because your parents were to cheap to spring for premium channels Our cableco broadcast a channel overview channel showing all the channels at once in tiny squares and they included the pay channel that'd just be airing hardcore porn any time after midnight, no idea how they got away with that but it was very welcome among the teenage boy demographic.
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 16:21 |
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no one knows what the hamster dance is and when I talk about a funny world wide web page, all they want to talk about is trying to get home to see an episode of television that the tv guide said was new this week.
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 16:50 |
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People on something awful using the Awesome face smiley too much
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 17:07 |
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The threat of nuclear annihilation from war with the Soviets. Now we merely have to worry about the threat of nuclear annihilation from war with an indeterminate number of actors.
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 17:08 |
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- -polio -keeping our vaudeville act together SatansOnion fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Oct 8, 2020 |
# ? Oct 8, 2020 18:11 |
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Having to wear pants
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 18:21 |
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Hell Yeah posted:abraham lincoln had sex with my husband.
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 18:30 |
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Filled up my 850MB hard drive and gotta buy more Zip disks. Batteries ran out on my Game Boy, now I gotta get another $2 for more. Can't wait for my birthday ,when dad will drive me to the Toys R Us. 7 channels and nothing good is on...
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 19:30 |
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Not enough superhero cinema
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 19:57 |
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A boring afternoon in August
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 19:57 |
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SatansOnion posted:-tuberculosis TB is very much still a thing
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 20:00 |
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Cobalt-60 posted:Batteries ran out on my Game Boy, now I gotta get another $2 for more. buy some rechargeable batteries! They are the best investment I have over 1000 hours on pokémon blue for like $15 in batteries! coronavirus posted:TB is very much still a thing fourth meal?
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 20:02 |
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jet sanchEz posted:We had a party phone line up until about 1982. There were 5 or 6 different households sharing the same line, each household would have a different phone number and a distinct ring attached to it. The phone would ring and, if it was your ring, you'd pick it up. So when did they finally get horseless carriages where you lived?
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 20:06 |
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rats* *alberta residents only
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 20:10 |
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I am interested in a young lady, but we haven't been properly introduced yet. It's barely worth keeping a horse, for the cost of feed and stabling. Mother and Father died of cholera, and I am providing for my 5 younger siblings at age 14.
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 20:10 |
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coronavirus posted:TB is very much still a thing noted. but hey, we also don’t have to watch out for horse poo poo and horse corpses everywhere we walk, unless we go out of the way and/or know the
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 20:11 |
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Cobalt-60 posted:Mother and Father died of cholera, and I am providing for my 5 younger siblings at age 14. this is definitely something that still happens a lot
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 20:15 |
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Cobalt-60 posted:Batteries ran out on my Game Boy, now I gotta get another $2 for more. I have to plug my Game Gear in & sit next to the wall because otherwise it'll drain my brand new batteries in eight minutes
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 20:38 |
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The_Continental posted:Cant print mapquest directions because the printer is out of ink The Mapquest directions I printed off were inaccurate and now I'm lost in a rough part of town looking for a rave I only know about because someone handed me a glossy paper flier and if I don't find it soon I'm gonna run out of gas and I have no idea where a gas station even is or whether any are still open at 1:00am.
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 21:01 |
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Money!
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 21:32 |
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the wild bunch
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 21:37 |
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Getting sun burnt/rained on from being outside.
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 21:39 |
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Woolly mammoth stampedes
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 21:48 |
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Smallpox! And the big dance is this Saturday! See, ain't nobody going to big dances these days.
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 21:55 |
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worrying about being ridiculed for eating rear end
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 21:57 |
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Chinatown posted:worrying about being ridiculed for eating rear end just wear a mask
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 21:58 |
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there's nothing interesting or noteworthy going on in the news, nothing ever changes and i wonder what it would be like to be alive in a period of social turmoil or a huge plague or something
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 21:58 |
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i think i bought too much toilet paper
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 22:01 |
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Bad tv reception. Gotta adjust the antenna again.
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 22:01 |
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polio
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 22:07 |
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Thinking Donald Trump is quite the scamp for having yet another affair.
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 22:10 |
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needing to degauss a monitor needing to buy a sound card needing to clear up some space on a hard drive needing to wait three minutes for the computer to boot up needing to go to "the computer room" to use the computer needing to go to a store to purchase anything for the computer
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 22:12 |
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Xenocides posted:Thinking Donald Trump is quite the scamp for having yet another affair. actually you would find this would be a comical misstep compared to the death cult / genocide / concentration camp / being putins lapdog stuff
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 22:13 |
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Animal-Mother posted:needing to go to "the computer room" to use the computer not being able to afford more than a nice studio solved this problem for me yeah
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 22:18 |
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There aren't enough gigantic asses on the forums!!
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# ? Oct 8, 2020 22:25 |