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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Too many wet dreams (now guys jerk off instead).

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Erghh
Sep 24, 2007

"Let him speak!"
^ wanna jerk off but don't have any workable magazines, catalogs or adverts available

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


not knowing how to use the three shells

overseer07
Mar 30, 2003
Pillbug
Trying to spot pixelated nudity on a scrambled channel because your parents were to cheap to spring for premium channels

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Erghh posted:

^ wanna jerk off but don't have any workable magazines, catalogs or adverts available

Wanna jerk off, but your snitch of a little brother is home, and the computer is in the dining room.

Snackula
Aug 1, 2013

hedgefund wizard

overseer07 posted:

Trying to spot pixelated nudity on a scrambled channel because your parents were to cheap to spring for premium channels

Our cableco broadcast a channel overview channel showing all the channels at once in tiny squares and they included the pay channel that'd just be airing hardcore porn any time after midnight, no idea how they got away with that but it was very welcome among the teenage boy demographic.

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

no one knows what the hamster dance is and when I talk about a funny world wide web page, all they want to talk about is trying to get home to see an episode of television that the tv guide said was new this week.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



People on something awful using the Awesome face smiley too much

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



The threat of nuclear annihilation from war with the Soviets.

Now we merely have to worry about the threat of nuclear annihilation from war with an indeterminate number of actors.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

-tuberculosis
-polio
-keeping our vaudeville act together

SatansOnion fucked around with this message at 20:01 on Oct 8, 2020

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Having to wear pants

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

Hell Yeah posted:

abraham lincoln had sex with my husband.

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
Filled up my 850MB hard drive and gotta buy more Zip disks.

Batteries ran out on my Game Boy, now I gotta get another $2 for more.

Can't wait for my birthday ,when dad will drive me to the Toys R Us.

7 channels and nothing good is on...

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Not enough superhero cinema

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
A boring afternoon in August

coronavirus
Jan 27, 2020

by Cyrano4747

SatansOnion posted:

-tuberculosis
-polio
-keeping our vaudeville act together

TB is very much still a thing

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Cobalt-60 posted:

Batteries ran out on my Game Boy, now I gotta get another $2 for more.

buy some rechargeable batteries! They are the best investment I have over 1000 hours on pokémon blue for like $15 in batteries!

coronavirus posted:

TB is very much still a thing

fourth meal?

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

jet sanchEz posted:

We had a party phone line up until about 1982. There were 5 or 6 different households sharing the same line, each household would have a different phone number and a distinct ring attached to it. The phone would ring and, if it was your ring, you'd pick it up.

I sure don't miss that bullshit.

So when did they finally get horseless carriages where you lived?

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

rats*

*alberta residents only

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
I am interested in a young lady, but we haven't been properly introduced yet.

It's barely worth keeping a horse, for the cost of feed and stabling.

Mother and Father died of cholera, and I am providing for my 5 younger siblings at age 14.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

coronavirus posted:

TB is very much still a thing

noted. but hey, we also don’t have to watch out for horse poo poo and horse corpses everywhere we walk, unless we go out of the way and/or know the right people Vice President wrong people

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

Cobalt-60 posted:

Mother and Father died of cholera, and I am providing for my 5 younger siblings at age 14.

this is definitely something that still happens a lot

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Cobalt-60 posted:

Batteries ran out on my Game Boy, now I gotta get another $2 for more.

I have to plug my Game Gear in & sit next to the wall because otherwise it'll drain my brand new batteries in eight minutes

Sgt. Politeness
Sep 29, 2003

I've seen shit you people wouldn't believe. Cop cars on fire off the shoulder of I-94. I watched search lights glitter in the dark near the Ambassador Bridge. All those moments will be lost in time, like piss in the drain. Time to retch.

The_Continental posted:

Cant print mapquest directions because the printer is out of ink

The Mapquest directions I printed off were inaccurate and now I'm lost in a rough part of town looking for a rave I only know about because someone handed me a glossy paper flier and if I don't find it soon I'm gonna run out of gas and I have no idea where a gas station even is or whether any are still open at 1:00am.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Money!

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

the wild bunch

Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020

Getting sun burnt/rained on from being outside.

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


Woolly mammoth stampedes

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
Smallpox! And the big dance is this Saturday!

See, ain't nobody going to big dances these days.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
worrying about being ridiculed for eating rear end

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Chinatown posted:

worrying about being ridiculed for eating rear end

just wear a mask

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

there's nothing interesting or noteworthy going on in the news, nothing ever changes and i wonder what it would be like to be alive in a period of social turmoil or a huge plague or something

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

i think i bought too much toilet paper

Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine
Bad tv reception. Gotta adjust the antenna again.

Robo Turnus
Jul 12, 2006

Nemo Me Impune Lacessit
polio

Xenocides
Jan 14, 2008

This world looks very scary....


Thinking Donald Trump is quite the scamp for having yet another affair.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
needing to degauss a monitor

needing to buy a sound card

needing to clear up some space on a hard drive

needing to wait three minutes for the computer to boot up

needing to go to "the computer room" to use the computer

needing to go to a store to purchase anything for the computer

Worf
Sep 12, 2017

If only Seth would love me like I love him!

Xenocides posted:

Thinking Donald Trump is quite the scamp for having yet another affair.

actually you would find this would be a comical misstep compared to the death cult / genocide / concentration camp / being putins lapdog stuff

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Animal-Mother posted:

needing to go to "the computer room" to use the computer

not being able to afford more than a nice studio solved this problem for me yeah

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
There aren't enough gigantic asses on the forums!!

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