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The telegram i want to send is 14 words but i only have enough wheat pennies for 8
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Oct 8, 2020 22:59
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Having to pay out of state phone charges since my metro area has three area codes. What crock.
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Oct 8, 2020 23:01
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Robo Turnus posted:polio sorry anti vaxxers brought this back
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Oct 8, 2020 23:39
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I fought for independence but all i got in return was I.O.Us for worthless colonial script instead of real money, such bullshit
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Oct 8, 2020 23:40
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Being hoisted by my own petard
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Oct 8, 2020 23:40
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Too many bitcoins: installed this miner and have almost a thousand of them but it takes 100,000 for a large pizza.
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Oct 8, 2020 23:42
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I still love the ocean and all but this galley slave job doesn’t get me as much of that fresh sea air as I expected.
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Having to wait until your computer says "it's safe to turn off your computer" to turn off your computerAnimal-Mother posted:needing to degauss a monitor I miss Disk Defragmenter.  Yvershek posted:Having to pay out of state phone charges since my metro area has three area codes. What crock. As someone who's from NYC, I wonder if we had to pay long distance charges to call 516 numbers. Also, Having to buy calling cards to call people in different states Having to dial "1" before the rest of a number outside of your area code
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Oct 8, 2020 23:47
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Losing pogs under the couch/in the deepest shag carpet.
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Oct 8, 2020 23:48
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Sgt. Politeness posted:The Mapquest directions I printed off were inaccurate and now I'm lost in a rough part of town looking for a rave I only know about because someone handed me a glossy paper flier and if I don't find it soon I'm gonna run out of gas and I have no idea where a gas station even is or whether any are still open at 1:00am. Hell yes
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Dial-up/phone time fights.
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Ignatius M. Meen posted:Dial-up/phone time fights. Having this ruin one file that takes four hours to download.
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Oct 9, 2020 00:27
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Peeling the feed strips off the sides of dot matrix printer paper. Nah, just joshin', I love doing that. We have a case of it in the office, we don't even have a dot matrix printer anymore. I know how I'm spending my Friday.
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Oct 9, 2020 00:37
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Snackula posted:gently caress the code. diggin' up page 1. heck a gps. i don't use them and my phone doesn't have it. when i need directions, i just look them up on the devil box and write it down on paper like G*d intended. regarding the topic: we don't have to talk to people on the phone anymore (most of the time). Who What Now posted:There aren't enough gigantic asses on the forums!! Betty and Veronica certainly solved this problem for us.  Whooping Crabs posted:Being hoisted by my own petard Perhaps this is still a problem in amateur rocketry.
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Oct 9, 2020 00:39
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Having to wait ten minutes for a 2MB flash video on Newgrounds to load completely before you could watch
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Oct 9, 2020 00:39
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Can't find 16 hours worth of hardcore lactation porn to while away the day with.
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Oct 9, 2020 00:52
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Chinatown posted:not being able to afford more than a nice studio solved this problem for me yeah
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Oct 9, 2020 00:58
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Too many people read my white noise post on forums.somethingawful.com
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Band sounds cool on the radio but they only play two songs from the album, and the CD is ten bucks.
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Oct 9, 2020 01:03
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Im being raided by hordes of heathens!
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Oct 9, 2020 01:14
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Whoops, I stuck together the pages of my porn magazines and I really liked those photos.
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Too scared to masturbate in the computer room so i better just take a quick peek at some boobs run to my room for a quick couple of tugs and repeat
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Eli Whitney getting drunk again on the ole cotton gin.
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Should I buy a VHS or BetaMax player?
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Snackula posted:gently caress the code. I don't have online. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jK-ZRxeJIiU
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Tripping while carrying your new bride over the doorstep of the matrimonial home
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Noblesse Obliged posted:Tripping while carrying your new bride over the doorstep of the matrimonial home Malcolm X had a funny line in his autobiography about how some dudes couldn't even carry their wives over the threshold because they were too big.
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Oct 9, 2020 01:55
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Getting poo poo on by a seagull in Beruit
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Being the only kid who gets no signatures in their Sandy Hook yearbook
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Oct 9, 2020 02:00
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Getting gouged by ticket scalpers
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Oct 9, 2020 02:09
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having to make decisions about where to eat with a group of friends. lol.
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Oct 9, 2020 02:20
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no larry, i don't want to see your loving vacation slides from this past summer
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Oct 9, 2020 02:33
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Spending all day with your wife trying to sire a male heir before you have too many enemies so he can avenge your death if needed and inherit your lands and titles.
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Oct 9, 2020 02:41
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Stupid VCR ate my favorite tape.
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Having trouble organizing my white supremacist group because I just can't get my gosh darned message out there!
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Having trouble organizing my white supremacist group because I just can't get my gosh darned message out there! Offer them free uniforms. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dalyEpqSOI
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Having trouble organizing my white supremacist group because I just can't get my gosh darned message out there! loving  I was really going for a nostalgic #vibes with this thread but its just become stark realities of our lovely hellworld
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