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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Problems nobody has anymore
 
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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

 Too many wet dreams (now guys jerk off instead).

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

 Whoops, I stuck together the pages of my porn magazines and I really liked those photos.

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

 Finding a working payphone.

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Icochet posted:

Jagged as hell neolithic gloryholes

Mammoth fat lube leaves your dick smelling bad.

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

 Odds bodkins, I contracted the pox from an adventure with a lady of ill repute, and now my body is covered with stinking weeping sores.

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Problems nobody has anymore