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Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
Filled up my 850MB hard drive and gotta buy more Zip disks.

Batteries ran out on my Game Boy, now I gotta get another $2 for more.

Can't wait for my birthday ,when dad will drive me to the Toys R Us.

7 channels and nothing good is on...

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Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
I am interested in a young lady, but we haven't been properly introduced yet.

It's barely worth keeping a horse, for the cost of feed and stabling.

Mother and Father died of cholera, and I am providing for my 5 younger siblings at age 14.

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
Barbarians have trampled my crops. Again.

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
Dot you hate it when you can't find a working pay phone?

And keeping phone books for multiple counties?

And waiting to call until daytime rates ended?

(What DID happen to all the pay phones?)

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
The only seats available are in the Smoking section.

There's a great song I heard on the radio, but I don't know the artist or title.

Waiting in line at the bank every Friday to deposit your paycheck.

Winter is so cold.

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
I'm glad I count as in-state; this Penn State tuition is up to $6000/year. It'll be worth it, though; over their lifetime,a college-educated person will earn over a MILLION dollars more than someone without a degree!Especially if you get hired at one of those new dot-com places. they're hiring anyone with the computer skills out of college, paying them a lot, AND you get stock! I'm gonna be rich like those Microsoft guys!

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
Quiet! The news radio School Closings report is almost to our school's number! I hope it's another snow day; last time I made a whole $30 shoveling. Bought a Bugle Boy and 2 NO FEAR T-shirts. Maybe this time, I'll make enough to buy another Game Boy game.

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
The only jobs for a poor lad without family connections are being a farm hand or seeking your fortune at sea.

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
Sucks trying to save up while on minimum wage. Heard they're raising it soon.

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Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
Coming up with a good sacrifice to ensure the gods' blessing on this year's crops.

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