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Diorama: i remember when all this was fields

its 14 year mission; to explore new lols,

# ? Oct 8, 2020 18:46

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 13:57

Lock: hardcore sound gets you hypah

to boldly go where no poster has gone before

https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm
so much love to vanisher for the winter '21 sig!

huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

# ? Oct 8, 2020 19:59

Diorama: i remember when all this was fields

ah, the goldmine quadrant

# ? Oct 8, 2020 20:12

Lock: hardcore sound gets you hypah

is that where whoopi goldberg came from?

https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm
so much love to vanisher for the winter '21 sig!

huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

# ? Oct 8, 2020 20:16

take the moon: by sebmojo

what happened to the byob spaceship makes me think of the story death ship they made a twilight zone ep out of

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# ? Oct 8, 2020 20:21

Joey McChrist

captain's log, stardate 42069

# ? Oct 8, 2020 20:22

take the moon: by sebmojo

Joey McChrist posted:

captain's log, stardate 42069

*taking over as starship captain and reviewing old logs* this guy...

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# ? Oct 8, 2020 20:23

Lock: hardcore sound gets you hypah

tea. earl grey. iced, for once, dammit.

https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm
so much love to vanisher for the winter '21 sig!

huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

# ? Oct 8, 2020 20:24

Diorama: i remember when all this was fields

NCC-8Y08

# ? Oct 8, 2020 20:24

Lock: hardcore sound gets you hypah

engineering led by a dude who just wants children to understand how awesome reading is

also he's blind but he has a cool as hell visor that will be what our grandchildren wear to be stylish one day

https://giant.gfycat.com/ThoseAcrobaticCapybara.webm
so much love to vanisher for the winter '21 sig!

huge love to Tiny Myers for the fall '21 sig!

# ? Oct 8, 2020 20:26

Joey McChrist

*walks into the cetacean living quarters and finds a bunch of dolphins smoking weed and posting on the forums*

# ? Oct 8, 2020 20:57

Prof. Crocodile

Joey McChrist posted:

*walks into the cetacean living quarters and finds a bunch of dolphins smoking weed and posting on the forums*

yes i also enjoyed literally a person's livestream

# ? Oct 8, 2020 22:28

Diorama: i remember when all this was fields

computer, end programme.

*hits badge*

captain to engineering; mr laforge, this is awkward

# ? Oct 8, 2020 22:37

Twenty Four

Spending all my time off in the holodeck pretending to hang out on a space ship even though that's what I am already doing because it is just so dang cool!

# ? Oct 9, 2020 00:19

Turbo Fondant

Buds, dank, lemon haze

*begins packing a bowl on a bong made out of a hollowed out self-sealing stem bolt*

# ? Oct 9, 2020 05:45

owlhawk911: come chill with me, in byob

take the moon posted:

what happened to the byob spaceship makes me think of the story death ship they made a twilight zone ep out of

dude, where's my spaceship?

https://giant.gfycat.com/PlasticAngryHousefly.webm
_{this sig a mf'n vanisher joint. gobbos by khanstant}

# ? Oct 9, 2020 06:33

The Voice of Labor

i'm poster redshirt. tell my wife nothing. it's better that she doesn't know

# ? Oct 9, 2020 07:39

Heather Papps: hello friend

im gonna talk to hr i fuckin swear i don't give a gently caress captain jellico is the new captain i am allowed to wear my pajamas on deck.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 10, 2020 01:30

magic cactus: We lied. We are not at war. There is no enemy. This is a rescue operation.

Jordi Laforge blazed as gently caress behind his visor.

Thanks to Saoshyant for the amazing spring '23 sig!

# ? Oct 10, 2020 06:17

Trying

Heather Papps posted:

im gonna talk to hr i fuckin swear i don't give a gently caress captain jellico is the new captain i am allowed to wear my pajamas on deck.

in the future, cozy is cool

# ? Oct 10, 2020 10:04

ClamdestineBoyster: Can't post for 10 years!

take the moon posted:

*taking over as starship captain and reviewing old logs* this guy...

What the gently caress? Hey listen those holodeck files with the cum waterfalls and the big foam lego blocks were just uh, those were data�s he was just super busy and asked me to index them..

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# ? Oct 10, 2020 10:46

more falafel please: forums poster

challenging the Vulcans to a game of hot knife, they win easily with their superior physical ability but we play with dignity

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Oct 10, 2020 16:05

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

almost forgot about this

# ? Oct 12, 2020 00:30

Joey McChrist

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

almost forgot about this

lmao

# ? Oct 12, 2020 00:31

Khanstant

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

almost forgot about this

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:03

Prof. Crocodile

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

almost forgot about this

# ? Oct 12, 2020 03:20

Diorama: i remember when all this was fields

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

almost forgot about this

whoa. should have been in the op i guess

# ? Oct 12, 2020 10:22

nut

always says beef me up scottie in2 the walkie talkie and laughs when scottie doesn't notice

# ? Oct 12, 2020 11:40

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

almost forgot about this

# ? Oct 12, 2020 21:50

Diorama: i remember when all this was fields

# ? Oct 12, 2020 22:04

Diorama: i remember when all this was fields

captains vlog,

# ? Oct 12, 2020 22:07

The Voice of Labor

Diorama posted:

# ? Oct 12, 2020 22:34

The Voice of Labor

placing a bright light behind a clogged screen to simulate a starfield

# ? Oct 12, 2020 22:35

Joey McChrist

Diorama posted:

# ? Oct 12, 2020 22:57

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

we'll teach the aliens a little something we humans call "smoking weed"

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# ? Oct 12, 2020 23:13

Diorama: i remember when all this was fields

Joey McChrist posted:

*walks to replicator*

computer; weed, northern lights, blunt

# ? Oct 12, 2020 23:19

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

after hailing an unkown vessel, communications with the alien crew goes nowhere as the universal translator only gives out seemingly inane lines

they later discover that the aliens communicate solely through quoting each other

and that alien vessel... was the BYOBTERPRISE!

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# ? Oct 12, 2020 23:23