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There is now a game where you have to guide an object through a dog's intestinal tract so it poops out the dog's butt. Please update your spreadsheets accordingly.

# ? Oct 8, 2020 20:29

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 07:55

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(looking at the hit game Doggie Doo) How can we take this further?

# ? Oct 8, 2020 20:30

vanisher

Executive: You're already in the dog house for pushing that crap monopoly for millenials idea last quarter. What are you going to pull out of your rear end this time

# ? Oct 8, 2020 20:45

google THIS

vanisher posted:

Executive: You're already in the dog house for pushing that crap monopoly for millenials idea last quarter. What are you going to pull out of your rear end this time

"Ok, you know how dogs aren't very discerning eaters and sometimes swallow foreign objects, potentially leading to great pain, deadly digestive obstruction, and expensive and traumatic emergency surgeries?"

"Go on..."

# ? Oct 8, 2020 21:02

Diorama: i remember when all this was fields

i just don't know why we didn't go with Snakes and STDs, it scored well with th focus groups

# ? Oct 8, 2020 21:54

RazzleDazzleHour

"make sure to put a "pffffffffffffft" sound effect right by the butt so that way there's no question that this is a game about making GBS threads out of your rear end"

# ? Oct 8, 2020 22:13

Chrs

Theres a lot more poop related toys and games out these days than I remember there being when I was a kid

# ? Oct 8, 2020 22:15

pseudorandom

Good, but it needs a piece of yarn that you have to snake through the whole thing, and then you need to pull it out by hand at the end.

# ? Oct 8, 2020 23:34

Twenty Four

*places a doggy door at the end of the game board and calls it a day*

# ? Oct 9, 2020 00:11

Literally A Person: Smugworth Wuz Here

Finally a board game in which I can live my dream of using a magnet to pull things through a dog.

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# ? Oct 9, 2020 01:36

Twenty Four

Literally A Person posted:

Finally a board game in which I can live my dream of using a magnet to pull things through a dog.

lol

# ? Oct 9, 2020 03:16

take the moon: by sebmojo

vanisher posted:

Executive: You're already in the dog house for pushing that crap monopoly for millenials idea last quarter. What are you going to pull out of your rear end this time

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# ? Oct 9, 2020 15:53

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

a commercial showing a suburban mom cooking brownies and then molding them into the shape of dog turds while her kids cheer, logo flashes on the screen as they all sit in the kitchen and eat them while the family dog watches in disbelief

# ? Oct 9, 2020 16:40

vanisher

Luvcow posted:

a commercial showing a suburban mom cooking brownies and then molding them into the shape of dog turds while her kids cheer, logo flashes on the screen as they all sit in the kitchen and eat them while the family dog watches in disbelief

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# ? Oct 9, 2020 17:01

google THIS

I'm trying to identify the items. Socks, a teddy bear, actual poop, uh...a bar of soap? A briefcase? And I'm completely stumped on the other two.

# ? Oct 9, 2020 17:07

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

google THIS posted:

I'm trying to identify the items. Socks, a teddy bear, actual poop, uh...a bar of soap? A briefcase? And I'm completely stumped on the other two.

All well known magnetic items

# ? Oct 9, 2020 17:09

google THIS

A kid on the commercial yells "The dog ate my underwear!" so maybe that's the top left? Is the one in the middle homework? I bet it's homework.

# ? Oct 9, 2020 17:11

Literally A Person: Smugworth Wuz Here

Dog don't eat no homework. That kid just lazy af.

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# ? Oct 9, 2020 17:12

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

"The dog ate my homework," the young child tells the teacher. The teacher is disappointed, but unsurprised. But then the child continues, "But I retrieved it!" And drops a wad of partially digested, poo poo-covered paper on the teacher's desk.

# ? Oct 9, 2020 17:18

FutonForensic

Adult Operation: Add some spice to the boudoir by using a magnet to guide a spermatozoon through a plastic uterus without touching the vaginal walls. Great for Valentine's Day

# ? Oct 9, 2020 18:58

take the moon: by sebmojo

FutonForensic posted:

Adult Operation: Add some spice to the boudoir by using a magnet to guide a spermatozoon through a plastic uterus without touching the vaginal walls. Great for Valentine's Day

the word spermatozoon is making me chuckle heavily

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# ? Oct 9, 2020 19:05

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

spermatagoon :ironicat:

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# ? Oct 9, 2020 21:22

Sham bam bamina!: ƨtupid cat

it's pronounced zo-on, not zune

# ? Oct 9, 2020 21:32

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

its intended for the german marked, okay?

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# ? Oct 9, 2020 21:32

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Sham bam bamina! posted:

it's pronounced zo-on, not zune

Just let me have this one okay go-on

# ? Oct 9, 2020 21:35

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

no dog ever looked that happy during an intestinal check up

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# ? Oct 9, 2020 21:35

Nosfereefer: IF YOU FIND THIS POSTER OUTSIDE BYOB, PLEASE RETURN THEM. WE ARE VERY WORRIED AND WE MISS THEM

just look at that idiot veterinarian! he doesn't know what the heck hes doing! what a fool, what an absolute rear end! even the dog knows how moronic that dumb veterinarian is, lol

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# ? Oct 9, 2020 21:37

take the moon: by sebmojo

Nosfereefer posted:

just look at that idiot veterinarian! he doesn't know what the heck hes doing! what a fool, what an absolute rear end! even the dog knows how moronic that dumb veterinarian is, lol

>mfw my fertility doctor mispronounces spermatozoon

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# ? Oct 9, 2020 21:38

Chrs

how long before they release a real life version of the mr hankey play set

# ? Oct 9, 2020 22:13

Heather Papps: hello friend

BOARD GAME GEEKS

do not purchase the anal gland expression expansion. the glands are far from realistic and the fluid is frankly embarrassing. stick with the vetranarion training model A-GLAND EXPRESSPAL it remains the gold standard, to this day.

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# ? Oct 10, 2020 00:51

Literally A Person: Smugworth Wuz Here

Heather Papps posted:

BOARD GAME GEEKS

do not purchase the anal gland expression expansion. the glands are far from realistic and the fluid is frankly embarrassing. stick with the vetranarion training model A-GLAND EXPRESSPAL it remains the gold standard, to this day.

I mean, I know the A-GLAND EXPRESSPAL is a great product but I need something more suited to my 6 year old who is currently really getting interested in the dog's butthole.

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# ? Oct 10, 2020 01:08

Heather Papps: hello friend

Literally A Person posted:

I mean, I know the A-GLAND EXPRESSPAL is a great product but I need something more suited to my 6 year old who is currently really getting interested in the dog's butthole.

i will pm you a link for an etsy store that specializes in EXPRESSPAL to paw patrol conversions. what is their favourite pup?

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 10, 2020 01:12

Literally A Person: Smugworth Wuz Here

Heather Papps posted:

i will pm you a link for an etsy store that specializes in EXPRESSPAL to paw patrol conversions. what is their favourite pup?

That's amazing! This is a Rocky household. :hai:

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# ? Oct 10, 2020 01:16

google THIS

Someone: She's in labor! Is there a doctor here?

Me: (getting out my magnet) Everyone stand aside!

# ? Oct 10, 2020 01:17

Literally A Person: Smugworth Wuz Here

google THIS posted:

Someone: She's in labor! Is there a doctor here?

Me: (getting out my magnet) Everyone stand aside!

Baby charged negative gonna have to flip this bad boy around.

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# ? Oct 10, 2020 01:19

take the moon: by sebmojo

google THIS posted:

Someone: She's in labor! Is there a doctor here?

Me: (getting out my magnet) Everyone stand aside!

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# ? Oct 10, 2020 15:03

Chrs

my favourite part is the dog is farting in the vets face

# ? Oct 10, 2020 15:23

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 07:55

nut

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

"The dog ate my homework," the young child tells the teacher. The teacher is disappointed, but unsurprised. But then the child continues, "But I retrieved it!" And drops a wad of partially digested, poo poo-covered paper on the teacher's desk.

luckily, i got it while it was still in the dog's mouth, hardly damaged!

# ? Oct 10, 2020 16:23

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