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alf is handling important business on the phone
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ET isn't feeling well
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orks are honestly pretty vague on the whole concept
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Oct 10, 2020 18:48
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cybermen can't gently caress, it's their whole predicament 
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the arbiter is a religious fanatic on a dangerous mission 
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Sorry ET definitely fucks. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Cease to Hope posted:the arbiter is a religious fanatic on a dangerous mission the classic arbiters hosed, the modern religious arbiter would still gently caress but no-one else is willing to participate due to his religious disgrace
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Declaring this thread a non-horny zone
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the least horny aliens are Tholians
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Roth posted:Declaring this thread a non-horny zone the sci-fi wi-fi is a strictly factual subforum, i've always thought
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Glad to see op seemed to be as drunk starting this thread as I was starting the other one
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Edgar Allen Ho posted:Sorry ET definitely fucks. he's clearly not feeling well josh04 posted:the classic arbiters hosed, the modern religious arbiter would still gently caress but no-one else is willing to participate due to his religious disgrace he's busy with his mission though
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 darkseid is too busy completing the anti-life equation
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Cease to Hope posted:orks are honestly pretty vague on the whole concept Neither to the Space Marines due to them lacking thier junk.
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David D. Davidson posted:Neither to the Space Marines due to them lacking thier junk. space marines aren't aliens though
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odo is too busy keeping a watch on quark and scowling. 
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superman is busy freaking this dude out by wrecking a car
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goku doesn't know what kissing is
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Those last two do gently caress. The fact that both have children and happy marriages is evidence enough.
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David D. Davidson posted:Those last two do gently caress. superman is too busy hitting that rock with an old timey car whatever goku's romantic and familial arrangements, he clearly doesn't know what loving even is
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To cointerpoint Goku was raised by known pervert Roshi making it more likely that he knows what sex is. However the Namekians reporduce asexually so Piccolo does not gently caress.
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goku's obliviousness to roshi's bullshit is also played for comedic effect velen is too old for this poo poo 
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I don't think Megatron hosed.
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Cease to Hope posted:goku doesn't know what kissing is Goku has children and a wife that gets upset when he's away too long. He probably considers it "training" and Chi Chi probably likes it. Their relationship is weird but they're both happy and we shouldn't judge them.
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David D. Davidson posted:However the Namekians reporduce asexually so Piccolo does not gently caress. I have seen several .gifs that dispute this
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reignofevil posted:I don't think Megatron hosed. there's uh... that one manga which raises questions no one wants to ask or hear the answer to
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they are busy playing misleadingly-named music
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Dedicated to giving you tinnitus. No time to gently caress.
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Linux Pirate posted:Dedicated to giving you tinnitus. No time to gently caress. Mr. Friendly, on the other hand, exists to gently caress scientists to death e: that's not a joke or something I made up, either, Half-Life could have been some  poo poo
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In K-PAX, coupling of the K-PAX aliens feels like being kicked in the genitals and is accompanied by an unpleasant smell
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oh but seriously I posted:In K-PAX, coupling of the K-PAX aliens feels like being kicked in the genitals and is accompanied by an unpleasant smell I think this is how ducks do it.
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does AI count as alien?
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WeedlordGoku69 posted:Mr. Friendly, on the other hand, exists to gently caress scientists to death Yes, Mr. Friendly was extreamly DTF. DTF to the point of it being extreamly problematic. Xen HR was 94% Mr. Friendly tickets.
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it's too busy fighting godzilla 
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