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Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

powerwalking into the zoo optional

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Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

alf is handling important business on the phone

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

ET isn't feeling well

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

orks are honestly pretty vague on the whole concept

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

cybermen can't gently caress, it's their whole predicament

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

the arbiter is a religious fanatic on a dangerous mission

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

FunkyAl
Mar 28, 2010

Your vitals soar.



Vogons....

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017


Quoth James Cameron,

"Nevermore"



Sorry ET definitely fucks.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

josh04
Oct 19, 2008

I'll see you in the dome





Cease to Hope posted:

the arbiter is a religious fanatic on a dangerous mission



the classic arbiters hosed, the modern religious arbiter would still gently caress but no-one else is willing to participate due to his religious disgrace

Roth
Jul 9, 2016


Declaring this thread a non-horny zone

Pick
Jul 19, 2009



Nap Ghost

the least horny aliens are Tholians

josh04
Oct 19, 2008

I'll see you in the dome





Roth posted:

Declaring this thread a non-horny zone

the sci-fi wi-fi is a strictly factual subforum, i've always thought

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised




Glad to see op seemed to be as drunk starting this thread as I was starting the other one

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Sorry ET definitely fucks.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

he's clearly not feeling well

josh04 posted:

the classic arbiters hosed, the modern religious arbiter would still gently caress but no-one else is willing to participate due to his religious disgrace

he's busy with his mission though

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol



nibbler can't afford to blow his cover

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol



i'm pretty sure gleep and gloop reproduce asexually anyway

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol



darkseid is too busy completing the anti-life equation

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

Cease to Hope posted:

orks are honestly pretty vague on the whole concept



Neither to the Space Marines due to them lacking thier junk.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

David D. Davidson posted:

Neither to the Space Marines due to them lacking thier junk.

space marines aren't aliens though

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

odo is too busy keeping a watch on quark and scowling.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

superman is busy freaking this dude out by wrecking a car

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

goku doesn't know what kissing is

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

Those last two do gently caress.
The fact that both have children and happy marriages is evidence enough.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

David D. Davidson posted:

Those last two do gently caress.
The fact that both have children is evidence enough.

superman is too busy hitting that rock with an old timey car

whatever goku's romantic and familial arrangements, he clearly doesn't know what loving even is

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

To cointerpoint Goku was raised by known pervert Roshi making it more likely that he knows what sex is.

However the Namekians reporduce asexually so Piccolo does not gently caress.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

goku's obliviousness to roshi's bullshit is also played for comedic effect

velen is too old for this poo poo

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


Sometimes you gotta break the rules.


I don't think Megatron hosed.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017


Quoth James Cameron,

"Nevermore"



Cease to Hope posted:

goku doesn't know what kissing is



Goku has children and a wife that gets upset when he's away too long.

He probably considers it "training" and Chi Chi probably likes it. Their relationship is weird but they're both happy and we shouldn't judge them.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

In the cheery brightness of the 41st millennium there is only CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!


David D. Davidson posted:

However the Namekians reporduce asexually so Piccolo does not gently caress.

I have seen several .gifs that dispute this

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised




reignofevil posted:

I don't think Megatron hosed.

there's uh... that one manga which raises questions no one wants to ask or hear the answer to

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

they are busy playing misleadingly-named music

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.





Dedicated to giving you tinnitus. No time to gently caress.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 11, 2015

by Cyrano4747


Linux Pirate posted:

Dedicated to giving you tinnitus. No time to gently caress.



Mr. Friendly, on the other hand, exists to gently caress scientists to death

e: that's not a joke or something I made up, either, Half-Life could have been some poo poo

Royal Updog
Sep 26, 2019

Do you ever wonder if there are other planets out there
(source)

In K-PAX, coupling of the K-PAX aliens feels like being kicked in the genitals and is accompanied by an unpleasant smell

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017


Quoth James Cameron,

"Nevermore"



oh but seriously I posted:

In K-PAX, coupling of the K-PAX aliens feels like being kicked in the genitals and is accompanied by an unpleasant smell

I think this is how ducks do it.

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

picture me workin McDonald's!
I'd rather pull a mac on you
sorry Ms. Jackson, but I'm packin


Pillbug

does AI count as alien?

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.





WeedlordGoku69 posted:

Mr. Friendly, on the other hand, exists to gently caress scientists to death

e: that's not a joke or something I made up, either, Half-Life could have been some poo poo

Yes, Mr. Friendly was extreamly DTF. DTF to the point of it being extreamly problematic. Xen HR was 94% Mr. Friendly tickets.

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Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

it's too busy fighting godzilla

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