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Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race






too busy eating crackers, yelling at D'Argo, or losing mind. but his clone did.

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Fantastic Foreskin
Jan 6, 2013

A golden helix streaked skyward from the Helvault. A thunderous explosion shattered the silver monolith and Avacyn emerged, free from her prison at last.



Serious Dash Rendar vibes from those vests.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006



Dash Rendar definitely does not gently caress



(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017


Quoth James Cameron,

"Nevermore"



mind the walrus posted:

Dash Rendar definitely does not gently caress



Controversial

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

dash rendar is very clearly not an alien

Rappaport
Oct 2, 2013


Pierson's puppeteers have time, I suppose, but their sex lives are incredibly messed up for various reasons, and my head-canon is that this is why they're such absolute assholes.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008


Sometimes you gotta break the rules.


Cease to Hope posted:

dash rendar is very clearly not an alien

A powerful endorsement of ancient aliens theory.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006



So what is the Star Wars explanation for that? I know there is one. That kind of fruit is so ripe and low there's no way it hasn't had grognards loving it in like wasps in a fig for two straight generations.

Robot Style
Jul 5, 2009



The Expanded Universe never explained where humans came from, and even in-universe there are only theories that they're originally from Coruscant, or are descended from a totally separate species that used to live there.

In the 90's there was a (rightfully cancelled) book in the works that would have explained that the first humans were actually colonists from Earth who fell into a wormhole that sent them back in time.

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

this is a very versatile image for use elsewhere on the internet

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012

Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.




Wedge Regret

Cease to Hope posted:

dash rendar is very clearly not an alien

He also definitely fucks.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

STOP BEING EVIL.


Robot Style posted:

The Expanded Universe never explained where humans came from, and even in-universe there are only theories that they're originally from Coruscant, or are descended from a totally separate species that used to live there.

In the 90's there was a (rightfully cancelled) book in the works that would have explained that the first humans were actually colonists from Earth who fell into a wormhole that sent them back in time.

There's also KOTOR where in an optional sidequest you can listen to the oral history of the sand people and they imply that humanity was taken as slaves from Tatooine and spread throughout the galaxy by an ancient alien empire, and then Tatooine was lasered into a desert from orbit in retaliation for a rebellion.

And I think there was a thing at one point that might've implied that Corellia was the original human homeworld, and the entire Corellian star system was brought to the galaxy from somewhere else in the universe.

People poke at explaining humans in Star Wars, but nobody really cares enough for anything to stick.

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

Overthinking Star Wars gave us the EU in all its horror.

Not thinking about things at all gave us the sequel trilogy.

If only there existed some middle ground.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised




Robot Style posted:

The Expanded Universe never explained where humans came from, and even in-universe there are only theories that they're originally from Coruscant, or are descended from a totally separate species that used to live there.

In the 90's there was a (rightfully cancelled) book in the works that would have explained that the first humans were actually colonists from Earth who fell into a wormhole that sent them back in time.

IIRC they would be refugees from the dystopia in THX 1138

Groke posted:

Overthinking Star Wars gave us the EU in all its horror.

Not thinking about things at all gave us the sequel trilogy.

If only there existed some middle ground.

I'd say it needs more drugs but then you just get Dune

Robot Style
Jul 5, 2009



Ghost Leviathan posted:

IIRC they would be refugees from the dystopia in THX 1138
And descendants of the American Graffiti characters.

FrozenGoldfishGod
Oct 29, 2009

JUST LOOK AT THIS SHIT POST!





I remember in one of the X-Wing books (the decent ones), there's an argument over who gave more for the Rebellion, the Bothan people or the humans, and it was claimed that Alderaan was the human homeworld in that one.

Not that it was particularly canonical, even at the time.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008






the human homeworld is hūm

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017


Quoth James Cameron,

"Nevermore"



Squizzle posted:

the human homeworld is hūm

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zachlumia

quote:

Zachlumia or Zachumlia (Serbo-Croatian: Zahumlje / Захумље; pronounced [zǎxuːmʎe]), also Hum, was a medieval principality located in the modern-day regions of Herzegovina and southern Dalmatia (today parts of Bosnia and Herzegovina and Croatia, respectively). In some periods it was a fully independent or semi-independent South Slavic principality.

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race






too busy pondering existence in the bottom of a pit on a dead planet. and waiting for his children to stop fighting.

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Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

rom is a single parent, has a full time job, wants to start a business of his own, and has political ambitions

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

zorg is too busy micromanaging his corporation and doing lines

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

rom is... fighting the dire wraiths? really? that's his deal?

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

tars tarkas risked it once and nearly lost everything

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

i have not actually seen the movie, i dunno if that's different

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
the forum where people post about insurance in case they have to kill someone is mad at this guy again lol

kaetetoans are busy nobly piloting battlemechs

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006




darkseid (e: still) is busy looking for the anti-life equation

Hodgepodge fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Apr 2, 2021

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006




Sontarans do not use weak, womanly sexual reproduction.

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

Hodgepodge posted:



darkseid (e: still) is busy looking for the anti-life equation

Given the presence of biological children he has hosed.

Sir DonkeyPunch
Mar 23, 2007

I didn't hear no bell


David D. Davidson posted:

Given the presence of biological children he has hosed.

Phrasing

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006


David D. Davidson posted:

Given the presence of biological children he has hosed.

darksied has, is, and will gently caress

he's just preoccupied at the moment

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006




ronan the accuser only asks that you take this matter seriously

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006




the only thing that thanos does not take seriously, boy, is you

Hodgepodge fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Apr 3, 2021

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006




the greys have already met their yearly quota of test subject

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006




galactus is searching for the next world with which to feed his ancient hunger

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006




the beyonder is pondering the meaning of life

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006




the prince of all cosmos has to roll a ball around to fix another of his dads mistakes O_o;;

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006




mr. morden's... associates have business elsewhere

Hodgepodge fucked around with this message at 06:29 on Apr 4, 2021

Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006


the body sn



REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

HAmbONE
May 11, 2004

I know where the XBox is!!

Smellrose

Cease to Hope posted:

kaetetoans are busy nobly piloting battlemechs



The Ultimate Challenge: How fast can our armed infantry and giant battlemechs wipe out a flightless, Stone Age bird aliens

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Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Cease to Hope posted:

rom is a single parent, has a full time job, wants to start a business of his own, and has political ambitions



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