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Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
powerwalking into the zoo optional

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Dec 12, 2011
alf is handling important business on the phone

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Dec 12, 2011
ET isn't feeling well

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Dec 12, 2011
orks are honestly pretty vague on the whole concept

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Dec 12, 2011
cybermen can't gently caress, it's their whole predicament

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Dec 12, 2011
the arbiter is a religious fanatic on a dangerous mission

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Dec 12, 2011

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Dec 12, 2011

Edgar Allen Ho posted:

Sorry ET definitely fucks.

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he's clearly not feeling well

josh04 posted:

the classic arbiters hosed, the modern religious arbiter would still gently caress but no-one else is willing to participate due to his religious disgrace

he's busy with his mission though

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011


nibbler can't afford to blow his cover

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Dec 12, 2011


i'm pretty sure gleep and gloop reproduce asexually anyway

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Dec 12, 2011

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Dec 12, 2011


darkseid is too busy completing the anti-life equation

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Dec 12, 2011

David D. Davidson posted:

Neither to the Space Marines due to them lacking thier junk.

space marines aren't aliens though

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
odo is too busy keeping a watch on quark and scowling.

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Dec 12, 2011
superman is busy freaking this dude out by wrecking a car

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Dec 12, 2011
goku doesn't know what kissing is

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Dec 12, 2011

David D. Davidson posted:

Those last two do gently caress.
The fact that both have children is evidence enough.

superman is too busy hitting that rock with an old timey car

whatever goku's romantic and familial arrangements, he clearly doesn't know what loving even is

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
goku's obliviousness to roshi's bullshit is also played for comedic effect

velen is too old for this poo poo

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Dec 12, 2011
they are busy playing misleadingly-named music

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Dec 12, 2011
it's too busy fighting godzilla

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Dec 12, 2011
dash rendar is very clearly not an alien

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
this is a very versatile image for use elsewhere on the internet

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Dec 12, 2011
rom is a single parent, has a full time job, wants to start a business of his own, and has political ambitions

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Dec 12, 2011
zorg is too busy micromanaging his corporation and doing lines

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Dec 12, 2011
rom is... fighting the dire wraiths? really? that's his deal?

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Dec 12, 2011
tars tarkas risked it once and nearly lost everything

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Dec 12, 2011
i have not actually seen the movie, i dunno if that's different

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Dec 12, 2011
kaetetoans are busy nobly piloting battlemechs

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Dec 12, 2011

Weka posted:

This is some Bill Clinton type definition of gently caress. ALF is always keen to eat pussy.

he is very clearly busy on the phone

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