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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS



Nap Ghost

Now that Lowtax is gone, it is time to sweep away his legacy of broken promises.

Time to post spaceships.



Royal Pluton

Class: Luxury passenger liner

Royal Pluton is a luxury passenger liner in the Gold Nebula fleet with service to Altair IV, Altair V, Altair VI and Deathworld X.

Passengers on the Royal Pluton enjoy fine dining, gambling, four swimming pools including a spherical zero-g pool, and a state of the art limb-swapping surgical bay for recreational limb-swappers.

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS



Nap Ghost



SS Tubeclown

Class: Cargo hauler

SS Tubeclown is an independently owned cargo hauler, taking on whatever jobs its captain/owner Michael Bleeps can scrounge up. Over her operational lifespan, SS Tubeclown has racked up enough lightyears to circumnavigate the galaxy.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018



stuck, please make mine an rear end

HOMO ERECTUS
Dec 27, 2012

Love Conquers All




Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

In the cheery brightness of the 41st millennium there is only CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!


Draw the infamous FA.2 cataphract class fighter

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS



Nap Ghost



SF-14 Fighter

Class: Fighter

The SF-14 is the latest fighter in the United Space fleet. It cost so much to develop that the US could only afford to build one, and it still doesn't work quite right, but it looks really good on recruitment posters.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007





Planetary Ship Class: R-Ltex-HeMAX

Mission: Planet Purification

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

In the cheery brightness of the 41st millennium there is only CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!




AVLUV-Class Dreadnought Mothership

Designation: The Little Man In The Canoe

The AVLUV-Class Dreadnought Mothership is a mighty leviathan of the void, able to hold countless men inside of her and is capable of launching numerous Oyrbme-class gunships to swarm any hostiles.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS



Nap Ghost

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

stuck, please make mine an rear end


A.S.S. Buttsar

clASS: ASSault carrier

The Arlonian Solar Ship Buttstar is the flagship of the Arlonian fleet. In Arlonian culture, being laughed at or teased is a fatal insult that must be met with violence. The Arlonians have been at war with every race in the sector for 1000 years.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018



Applewhite posted:


A.S.S. Buttsar

clASS: ASSault carrier

The Arlonian Solar Ship Buttstar is the flagship of the Arlonian fleet. In Arlonian culture, being laughed at or teased is a fatal insult that must be met with violence. The Arlonians have been at war with every race in the sector for 1000 years.



I owe someone a spaceship, I got a pen tablet thing I will do my best

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012





The Testicularn

A pattern Nu void warship itís shape is spherical presenting the optimal surface area to volume ratio

Constructed in orbital ship yards and cast into the airless void

Shown here with radiant heat sinks extended. Bleeding off accumulated heat into the perfect insulation of interstellar space via radiation

It enters battle in the mighty expanse using complex mathematical calculations to determine the direction and speed of its distance nemesis. Over tens of thousands of kilometres the killing shot is spewed out of multiple orifices around the sphere. The small ball shapes hurl through space containing no explosive.

Merely the huge kinetic force of the delta V between the projectiles and the target as all that is needed to reduce another craft to floating scrap

The delta V is stored in the balls

Chumpy
Dec 28, 2008



Nap Ghost

Far above the ringed world of Crabulon V, our intrepid hero once again fights valiantly for mankind's freedom against the Zabdar menace. Can Captain Spleckthar beat back the alien hordes and save the galaxy, or is humanity doomed to eons of servitude? Find out next time on, Space Warriors!



HMS Space Ship

Class: Mark 7 Galactic Battleship

Speed: 5,000 Giliparsecs a day

Firepower: Dual hyperlaser cannons that fire 80 blasts a minute

Paint color: Justice Blue

Cabin minifridge: Stocked and snack-ready

slow_twitch
Sep 21, 2005



post asses please, Applewhite

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003




slow_twitch posted:

post asses please, Applewhite

His name isnt Asslewhite.



Is it?

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



Applewhite posted:


A.S.S. Buttsar

clASS: ASSault carrier

The Arlonian Solar Ship Buttstar is the flagship of the Arlonian fleet. In Arlonian culture, being laughed at or teased is a fatal insult that must be met with violence. The Arlonians have been at war with every race in the sector for 1000 years.

Ha

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005




Knot My President! fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Oct 11, 2020

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..




Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof



I can't believe that I laughed at this, but I did

Revins
Nov 2, 2007

the stars are strange and this isn't home



Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





USSF Veiny Dragon, a buster class planet pounder on routine patrol near Uranus. Its fleet of swimmer class drones can be seen in escort formation.

maybe NSFSW (not safe for space work)

Aishlinn
Mar 31, 2011

This might hurt a bit..




Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

I can't believe that I laughed at this, but I did

lowtax died on the way back to his home planet.

kazr
Jan 28, 2005


ASCII Ship

8=:=:=:=D

Twin thrusters. Aerodynamic design. Ribbed for her pleasure

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

Switches Set


Elukka
Feb 17, 2011



I make spaceships but they are not very funny is this ok

Shadownerd
Aug 2, 2007
Fabricati Diem, Pvnc.

Cross posting from another Lowtax thread

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS



Nap Ghost

Elukka posted:

I make spaceships but they are not very funny is this ok



All space vessels are welcome here.

The Saddest Robot
Apr 17, 2007


A friend asked me to make a spaceship once for some Elite Dangerous propoganda.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS



Nap Ghost

This wiener is now the ultimate power in the universe!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

IN THE GRIM BARKNESS
OF THE FUTURE
THERE ARE ONLY DOGS



Nap Ghost



Archon Class Battle-Carrier

Class: Battle Carrier

The Archon Class Battle-Carrier is a per-order only item! With purchase of the Archon pre-order package ($75,999.99) you will have launch-day access to one of the most powerful spaceships in the fleet!

The Archon Class is equipped with launch rails for type-six (!) torpedoes. Four forward guns. Fifteen customizable harpoints. Hangar space for up to thirty strike craft.

And, if you order NOW, a state of the art pirate repulsion system guaranteed to prevent your character from being raped by space pirates.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

In the cheery brightness of the 41st millennium there is only CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!


Elukka posted:

I make spaceships but they are not very funny is this ok



This looks like one of those cool late 70s early 80s space ships

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Elukka posted:

I make spaceships but they are not very funny is this ok



Looks like a space ekranoplan

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012

Well, there goes our grant money.





Elukka posted:

I make spaceships but they are not very funny is this ok



I dig the Project Orion propulsion system.

queserasera
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.



Could someone make the outside of my avatar please?

Action-Bastard
Jan 1, 2008



USS gently caress poo poo Up

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

In the cheery brightness of the 41st millennium there is only CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!


queserasera posted:

Could someone make the outside of my avatar please?

I did

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic





heavy battle contractor Ha'Us Grov'Ar on it's way to the middle eastern quadrant to spread liberty and peace in the Fo'Ray'Nar system.

How long will it take to capture Bagh'dad? 2 days
Will Sad'dam be killed? Yes
Total Irr'Ikkian bug casualties: 500 dead
Total military casualties Fo'Ray'Nar 5: 3000 trillion dead
Total military casualties United Space of America: 15 dead
Will the Irr'Ikkian bug hives hold the lines? No
Will the hivemind combat drones fight to the end? No
Will mindcontrol/super enzyme weapons be used on invading troops?: Yes
Will Sad'dam launch attacks on Fo'Ray'Nar 3? Yes
Will Sad'dam launch attacks on Fo'Ray'Nar 1? No
-If yes; will Fo'Ray'Nar 1 retaliate harshly? Yes
Will Sad'dam sacrifice Bagh'dad (laser bombardment/feed it to the Great Maw of the Green Sands)? No
Will Fo'Ray'Nar 3 make a grab for independence? Yes
Will Fo'Ray'Nar 9 do anything silly like try for a moon? Yes
Will Sad'dam burn the omnispice fields? Yes
How long will the US be occupying Fo'Ray'Nar 5? ~15 years
Will the Fo'Ray'Nar 5 war catalyze increased bug attacks in Space America?No
In the long run, will this war be good or bad for the galaxy? Good

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

only marfans dot com


im a lil drunk so my bad art is even worse



I could remember what kinda planet the Zorts live on so i put a coconut tree there just in case

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

only marfans dot com


Also where the gently caress is the Ed Emberly thread

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

#gbs @ irc.synirc.net


Can i get a SS. my fursona, OP?? Please?????

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davidspackage
May 16, 2007



Exciting Lemon

Wall Balls posted:



heavy battle contractor Ha'Us Grov'Ar on it's way to the middle eastern quadrant to spread liberty and peace in the Fo'Ray'Nar system.

How long will it take to capture Bagh'dad? 2 days
Will Sad'dam be killed? Yes
Total Irr'Ikkian bug casualties: 500 dead
Total military casualties Fo'Ray'Nar 5: 3000 trillion dead
Total military casualties United Space of America: 15 dead
Will the Irr'Ikkian bug hives hold the lines? No
Will the hivemind combat drones fight to the end? No
Will mindcontrol/super enzyme weapons be used on invading troops?: Yes
Will Sad'dam launch attacks on Fo'Ray'Nar 3? Yes
Will Sad'dam launch attacks on Fo'Ray'Nar 1? No
-If yes; will Fo'Ray'Nar 1 retaliate harshly? Yes
Will Sad'dam sacrifice Bagh'dad (laser bombardment/feed it to the Great Maw of the Green Sands)? No
Will Fo'Ray'Nar 3 make a grab for independence? Yes
Will Fo'Ray'Nar 9 do anything silly like try for a moon? Yes
Will Sad'dam burn the omnispice fields? Yes
How long will the US be occupying Fo'Ray'Nar 5? ~15 years
Will the Fo'Ray'Nar 5 war catalyze increased bug attacks in Space America?No
In the long run, will this war be good or bad for the galaxy? Good

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