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Now that Lowtax is gone, it is time to sweep away his legacy of broken promises. Time to post spaceships.  Royal Pluton Class: Luxury passenger liner Royal Pluton is a luxury passenger liner in the Gold Nebula fleet with service to Altair IV, Altair V, Altair VI and Deathworld X. Passengers on the Royal Pluton enjoy fine dining, gambling, four swimming pools including a spherical zero-g pool, and a state of the art limb-swapping surgical bay for recreational limb-swappers.
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 SS Tubeclown Class: Cargo hauler SS Tubeclown is an independently owned cargo hauler, taking on whatever jobs its captain/owner Michael Bleeps can scrounge up. Over her operational lifespan, SS Tubeclown has racked up enough lightyears to circumnavigate the galaxy.
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stuck, please make mine an rear end
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Draw the infamous FA.2 cataphract class fighter
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 SF-14 Fighter Class: Fighter The SF-14 is the latest fighter in the United Space fleet. It cost so much to develop that the US could only afford to build one, and it still doesn't work quite right, but it looks really good on recruitment posters.
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 Planetary Ship Class: R-Ltex-HeMAX Mission: Planet Purification
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 AVLUV-Class Dreadnought Mothership Designation: The Little Man In The Canoe The AVLUV-Class Dreadnought Mothership is a mighty leviathan of the void, able to hold countless men inside of her and is capable of launching numerous Oyrbme-class gunships to swarm any hostiles.
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:stuck, please make mine an rear end  A.S.S. Buttsar clASS: ASSault carrier The Arlonian Solar Ship Buttstar is the flagship of the Arlonian fleet. In Arlonian culture, being laughed at or teased is a fatal insult that must be met with violence. The Arlonians have been at war with every race in the sector for 1000 years.
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Applewhite posted:
 I owe someone a spaceship, I got a pen tablet thing I will do my best
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 The Testicularn A pattern Nu void warship it’s shape is spherical presenting the optimal surface area to volume ratio Constructed in orbital ship yards and cast into the airless void Shown here with radiant heat sinks extended. Bleeding off accumulated heat into the perfect insulation of interstellar space via radiation It enters battle in the mighty expanse using complex mathematical calculations to determine the direction and speed of its distance nemesis. Over tens of thousands of kilometres the killing shot is spewed out of multiple orifices around the sphere. The small ball shapes hurl through space containing no explosive. Merely the huge kinetic force of the delta V between the projectiles and the target as all that is needed to reduce another craft to floating scrap The delta V is stored in the balls
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Far above the ringed world of Crabulon V, our intrepid hero once again fights valiantly for mankind's freedom against the Zabdar menace. Can Captain Spleckthar beat back the alien hordes and save the galaxy, or is humanity doomed to eons of servitude? Find out next time on, Space Warriors! HMS Space Ship Class: Mark 7 Galactic Battleship Speed: 5,000 Giliparsecs a day Firepower: Dual hyperlaser cannons that fire 80 blasts a minute Paint color: Justice Blue Cabin minifridge: Stocked and snack-ready
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post asses please, Applewhite
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slow_twitch posted:post asses please, Applewhite His name isnt Asslewhite. Is it?
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Applewhite posted:
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Knot My President! fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Oct 11, 2020 |
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I can't believe that I laughed at this, but I did
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USSF Veiny Dragon, a buster class planet pounder on routine patrol near Uranus. Its fleet of swimmer class drones can be seen in escort formation. maybe NSFSW (not safe for space work) 
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:I can't believe that I laughed at this, but I did lowtax died on the way back to his home planet.
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ASCII Ship 8=:=:=:=D Twin thrusters. Aerodynamic design. Ribbed for her pleasure
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I make spaceships but they are not very funny is this ok
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Cross posting from another Lowtax thread 
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Elukka posted:I make spaceships but they are not very funny is this ok All space vessels are welcome here.
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A friend asked me to make a spaceship once for some Elite Dangerous propoganda.
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This wiener is now the ultimate power in the universe!
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 Archon Class Battle-Carrier Class: Battle Carrier The Archon Class Battle-Carrier is a per-order only item! With purchase of the Archon pre-order package ($75,999.99) you will have launch-day access to one of the most powerful spaceships in the fleet! The Archon Class is equipped with launch rails for type-six (!) torpedoes. Four forward guns. Fifteen customizable harpoints. Hangar space for up to thirty strike craft. And, if you order NOW, a state of the art pirate repulsion system guaranteed to prevent your character from being raped by space pirates.
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Elukka posted:I make spaceships but they are not very funny is this ok This looks like one of those cool late 70s early 80s space ships
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Elukka posted:I make spaceships but they are not very funny is this ok Looks like a space ekranoplan
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Elukka posted:I make spaceships but they are not very funny is this ok I dig the Project Orion propulsion system.
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Could someone make the outside of my avatar please?
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USS gently caress poo poo Up
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queserasera posted:Could someone make the outside of my avatar please? I did
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 heavy battle contractor Ha'Us Grov'Ar on it's way to the middle eastern quadrant to spread liberty and peace in the Fo'Ray'Nar system. How long will it take to capture Bagh'dad? 2 days Will Sad'dam be killed? Yes Total Irr'Ikkian bug casualties: 500 dead Total military casualties Fo'Ray'Nar 5: 3000 trillion dead Total military casualties United Space of America: 15 dead Will the Irr'Ikkian bug hives hold the lines? No Will the hivemind combat drones fight to the end? No Will mindcontrol/super enzyme weapons be used on invading troops?: Yes Will Sad'dam launch attacks on Fo'Ray'Nar 3? Yes Will Sad'dam launch attacks on Fo'Ray'Nar 1? No -If yes; will Fo'Ray'Nar 1 retaliate harshly? Yes Will Sad'dam sacrifice Bagh'dad (laser bombardment/feed it to the Great Maw of the Green Sands)? No Will Fo'Ray'Nar 3 make a grab for independence? Yes Will Fo'Ray'Nar 9 do anything silly like try for a moon? Yes Will Sad'dam burn the omnispice fields? Yes How long will the US be occupying Fo'Ray'Nar 5? ~15 years Will the Fo'Ray'Nar 5 war catalyze increased bug attacks in Space America?No In the long run, will this war be good or bad for the galaxy? Good
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im a lil drunk so my bad art is even worse I could remember what kinda planet the Zorts live on so i put a coconut tree there just in case
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Also where the gently caress is the Ed Emberly thread
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Can i get a SS. my fursona, OP?? Please?????
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Wall Balls posted:
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