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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Show the names!

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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Don’t take away my grift I expect the money to start flowing in any second. These people are afraid.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Never! Voter fraud is very important to me.

You must appeal to the nameless masses to change those 1s around!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 51 minutes!

ShortyMR.CAT posted:

Voted 4 because odd numbers are unlucky!

Oh, shucks. Thank you for thinking of my safety.

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Don’t take away my grift I expect the money to start flowing in any second. These people are afraid.

As well they should be :yeshaha:

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

If you know the name
You must show the shame

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 51 minutes!

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

If you know the name
You must show the shame



YES. THE NAMES!!! THE NAMES!!!!! I WILL CRUSH THEM!!!! LIKE ANTZ!!!!!

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
a lot of people are talking about not voting this year for whatever lazy reasons. voting is extremely important to send a message to dis-empower groups that have been supported by this administration and to the people who would empower them for their own gain
so this year even if you dont want to, vote 5. create the landslide, send a message

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 51 minutes!

gary oldmans diary posted:

a lot of people are talking about not voting this year for whatever lazy reasons. voting is extremely important to send a message to dis-empower groups that have been supported by this administration and to the people who would empower them for their own gain
so this year even if you dont want to, vote 5. create the landslide, send a message

:911:

I cried a little when I read this.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

quote:

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

I voted 5, but now you owe me

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
hey literally a person look at this

https://ruinmyweek.com/weird/internal-narrative-vs-abstract/ posted:

I genuinely have full conversations with myself in my head. I’d get so bored if I didn’t have an internal monologue.

— Cum Goblin (@ProstateWizard) January 27, 2020

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 51 minutes!

Tace Vim posted:

I voted 5, but now you owe me

TRY'N COLLECT!!!

:slick:

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Literally A Person posted:

... If this thread goes gold I'll mspaint myself nude making love to a cactus (TASTEFUL BUT YOU CAN TOTALLY SEE MY PEEN)

:one:

Better work on your sales pitch.

lil bip
Mar 13, 2004

That ain't workin', that's the way you do it
Voting 5 but only for the ThinkPad

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i hope lap is covering up the classic thinkpad nipple mouse with that other mouse hes holding

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 51 minutes!

lil bip posted:

Voting 5 but only for the ThinkPad

It is rather handsome. Bespoke, really.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I don't rly see one, do u?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 51 minutes!

Colonel Cancer posted:

I don't rly see one, do u?

I only see FIVES, bb.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019






Also can I be your campaign manager?

I have ideas. Like I could tweet my email password a couple of times a week, go on major news networks to admit to a bunch of crimes you did, catch a disease for you... They won't know what to do!!

If you say no I'll release the emails everyone's talking about.

Bronze Fonz fucked around with this message at 16:14 on Oct 13, 2020

knuthgrush
Jun 25, 2008

Be brave; clench fists.

solid fiver thread right here. down with mods, up with Literally A Person.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 51 minutes!

Bronze Fonz posted:



Also can I be your campaign manager?

I have ideas. Like I could tweet my email password a couple of times a week, go on major news networks to admit to a bunch of crimes you did, catch a disease for you... They won't know what to do!!

If you say no I'll release the emails everyone's talking about.

You sound extremely professional. What kind of rates are we talking here???

knuthgrush posted:

solid fiver thread right here. down with mods, up with Literally A Person.

TAKE THAT, MODS!!!!!

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




I want the mousy shaker. Either of them will do.
Upfront, of course.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 51 minutes!

Bronze Fonz posted:

I want the mousy shaker. Either of them will do.
Upfront, of course.

I will not separate lovers like that. :hai:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
5.0: Literally A Person's wife
5.0: Literally A Person's cousin
5.0: Literally A Person's coworker
5.0: Literally A Person's mom
5.0: Literally A Person's other cousin
5.0: Literally A Person's brother-husband
5.0: Literally A Person's manicurist


suspecting we may have some kind of voter fraud going on here :thunk:

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Literally A Person posted:

I will not separate lovers like that. :hai:

feller
Jul 5, 2006


TheAardvark posted:

5.0: Literally A Person's wife
5.0: Literally A Person's cousin
5.0: Literally A Person's coworker
5.0: Literally A Person's mom
5.0: Literally A Person's other cousin
5.0: Literally A Person's brother-husband
5.0: Literally A Person's manicurist


suspecting we may have some kind of voter fraud going on here :thunk:

yo LAP hook me up with your manicurist. these nails need some tlc

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 51 minutes!

yikes! posted:

yo LAP hook me up with your manicurist. these nails need some tlc

I will but promise you'll tip well. I don't want to look like a total cad the next time I go in.

TheAardvark posted:

5.0: Literally A Person's wife
5.0: Literally A Person's cousin
5.0: Literally A Person's coworker
5.0: Literally A Person's mom
5.0: Literally A Person's other cousin
5.0: Literally A Person's brother-husband
5.0: Literally A Person's manicurist


suspecting we may have some kind of voter fraud going on here :thunk:

I WON'T STAND FOR THESE WILD ACCUSATIONS!!!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 51 minutes!
All right, let's sweeten the pot. If this thread hits 5, not only will you get the MSpaint I will also livestream me playing some sick guitar solos. Just the cheesiest metal guitar solos I can improv. But it can't happen without your votes.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

I'll vote five if you order me wings from Dominoes

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





You have all been summoned for goon jury duty.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 51 minutes!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

I'll vote five if you order me wings from Dominoes

Sure, just give me your CC# and I'll dial 'em up.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Literally A Person posted:

Sure, just give me your CC# and I'll dial 'em up.

Here's mine:
4012888888881881
Visa
Exp: 05/24
235

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 51 minutes!

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Here's mine:
4012888888881881
Visa
Exp: 05/24
235

That's a shitload of 8's, :stonk:

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
There are some people who have not been truthful with their actual votes in this thread! The subterfuge is off the charts.


Also, there are some people who have not even voted. Some of the names missing would blow this thread wide open.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 51 minutes!

Athanatos posted:

There are some people who have not been truthful with their actual votes in this thread! The subterfuge is off the charts.


Also, there are some people who have not even voted. Some of the names missing would blow this thread wide open.

This things goes deep. Deeper than you know. Get out Athanatos! GET OUT WHILE YOU CAN!!! THEY KNOW YOU KNOW!!!!! THEY'RE COMING!!&*$!!

Solvent
Jan 24, 2013

by Hand Knit
This is a fun thread to read!
:5:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 51 minutes!

Solvent posted:

This is a fun thread to read!
:5:

YES YAAAAAAAASS ADD TO MY POWER!!!!!!

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 51 minutes!
I CANNOT BE STOPPED.

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Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Rumors are flying that Literally A Person voted their own thread a 1.

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