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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Pawn 17 posted:

Rumors are flying that Literally A Person voted their own thread a 1.

:ninja:

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Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Pawn 17 posted:

Rumors are flying that Literally A Person voted their own thread a 1.

I'm not going to confirm that, but I WILL confirm Literally A Person does not have a 5 vote registered on this thread.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Athanatos posted:

I'm not going to confirm that, but I WILL confirm Literally A Person does not have a 5 vote registered on this thread.

This is respectable voting your own threads 5 is a sign of weakness

ShortyMR.CAT
Sep 25, 2008

:blastu::dogcited:
Lipstick Apathy

Athanatos posted:

I'm not going to confirm that, but I WILL confirm Literally A Person does not have a 5 vote registered on this thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naG6ScaFE44

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

This is respectable voting your own threads 5 is a sign of weakness


Your poster LAP was sitting on his thread, wearing the purple toga of a triumphant poster, seated on a golden gamer chair , wearing a laurel wreath of victory. You, HGB climb up, approach his chair … and ask him to vote his thread 5.

"The entire forum groaned. Why vote your own thread a 5? You didn’t just find it lying there, you brought it from home, a premeditated and carefully planned crime. You put the 5 on LAP, and the crowd wailed; he rejected it, and they cheered. You criminal, you advocated for idiot kingship and wanted to make your poster into your master, you were the only person to test what the goon people could put up with and tolerate. …

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Your poster LAP was sitting on his thread, wearing the purple toga of a triumphant poster, seated on a golden gamer chair , wearing a laurel wreath of victory. You, HGB climb up, approach his chair … and ask him to vote his thread 5.

"The entire forum groaned. Why vote your own thread a 5? You didn’t just find it lying there, you brought it from home, a premeditated and carefully planned crime. You put the 5 on LAP, and the crowd wailed; he rejected it, and they cheered. You criminal, you advocated for idiot kingship and wanted to make your poster into your master, you were the only person to test what the goon people could put up with and tolerate. …

:hai::hai:

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Nobody tells a man how to vote, it just ain't that way

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Athanatos posted:

I'm not going to confirm that, but I WILL confirm Literally A Person does not have a 5 vote registered on this thread.

PERFIDY! THE CROWD GOES WILD WITH RAGE!

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
My desire to be part of the community compelled me to vote.
However, my ceaseless antagonism of LAP and general misanthropic tendencies prevented me from complying with the stated instructions.

So there.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Obsidianheart posted:

My desire to be part of the community compelled me to vote.
However, my ceaseless antagonism of LAP and general misanthropic tendencies prevented me from complying with the stated instructions.

So there.

it was a fair vote, a respectable vote

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
theres only 1 lap conspiracy theory i believe

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I voted 3. Straight down the middle.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
this threads great no ones besmirching this thread. its next thread that we need to have a talk about

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
i drew up some plans
*unrolls thread blueprint on the table*

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

i voted 5, but its a fake 5

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I’m rating it a .5 :smugbert:

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

gary oldmans diary posted:

theres only 1 lap conspiracy theory i believe


That LAP's cock is a weird shape?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

numberoneposter posted:

i voted 5, but its a fake 5

YOU CAD!!!

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I’m rating it a .5 :smugbert:

NO DECIMALS!!!

Sunswipe posted:

That LAP's cock is a weird shape?

Yeah, but it gets the job done. :hai:

gary oldmans diary posted:

i drew up some plans
*unrolls thread blueprint on the table*


*puts on white hard hat*

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

gary oldmans diary posted:

theres only 1 lap conspiracy theory i believe


Wrong image there.


Correct one:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
COWARDS!!! ALL OF YOU!!!!

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

CAN I CHANGE THIS 5 FOR TWO TWOONIES AND FOUR QUARTERS???? I GOTTA CATCH THE BUS.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Literally A Person posted:

COWARDS!!! ALL OF YOU!!!!
my courage is strong

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

numberoneposter posted:

CAN I CHANGE THIS 5 FOR TWO TWOONIES AND FOUR QUARTERS???? I GOTTA CATCH THE BUS.

:mad:

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Typical!



Note: Florida was asked to vote between 1 and 5 and answered "P" so they are disqualified henceforth.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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I'm voting 5 because I like pressing buttons and making things happen. Maybe this will cause the average vote to change

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->
update: it appears to have moved the average up by 0.02 :cool:

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




The hero we need, clamor for, but would never deserve.


e: also I'm sorry for that "Here's a stupid take" red text of yours because it gave money to Lowtax. I won't do it again.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

Bronze Fonz posted:

e: also I'm sorry for that "Here's a stupid take" red text of yours because it gave money to Lowtax. I won't do it again.

np I've had this red text since like 2013 lol

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




I'm sure you did but I added my touch in 2020 I can assure you.

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




WIll probably do it again now that the money goes to Jeffrey actually.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Fojar38 posted:

update: it appears to have moved the average up by 0.02 :cool:

Awwwww yeah! :coolfish:

ohnobugs
Feb 22, 2003


Voted 5 but now I'm gonna have to recharge

and I only moved it up 0.01 :mad:

Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
I voted 5 from the very beginning

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Katamari Democracy posted:

I voted 5 from the very beginning

And that's why you are a winner.

Zugzwang
Jan 2, 2005

You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh.


Ramrod XTreme
You asked nicely, so why not? :buddy:

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
Trying to do a mail-in ballot this time to vote twice, but it's not working.

It would be the same vote, anyway.

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Okay, I voted 5. I also noticed you now have 4 subscribers on your youtube channel now which knocks me down from 33% to 25% of all your viewers.

I will come to collect some time in the future.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Vote low, vote often.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
classic thread pump and dump scheme. short this thread before literally a person sells his shares and you could make millions

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

gary oldmans diary posted:

classic thread pump and dump scheme. short this thread before literally a person sells his shares and you could make millions

Insider trading IS illegal, sir.

BigBadSteve posted:

Vote low, vote often.

Or just vote 5 once, it's pretty much the same thing

Valko posted:

Okay, I voted 5. I also noticed you now have 4 subscribers on your youtube channel now which knocks me down from 33% to 25% of all your viewers.

I will come to collect some time in the future.



This is the price of fame.

Zugzwang posted:

You asked nicely, so why not? :buddy:

HELLS YEAH!!!!

Obsidianheart posted:

Trying to do a mail-in ballot this time to vote twice, but it's not working.

It would be the same vote, anyway.

If you vote one twice it's like voting two. :thunk:

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