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or even like B or C list. We need the pizzazz! Tell us your sexiest stories about hanging out with your sexiest friends! We need to know all the hot goss! God! I am begging you! PLEASE POST HERE!!! |
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I'm an XFD level celebrity, I've been on televisions several times. public access television. |
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Oct 14, 2020 12:06
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u ever heard ofthe first name O-S-C-A-R? perhaps maybe the last name M-E-Y-E-R? ya well I drive his weinermobile
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Oct 14, 2020 12:16
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OH SHUCKS! Can I ahave youre autograff? please? |
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Oct 14, 2020 12:18
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By popular demand posted:OH SHUCKS! Can I ahave youre autograff? please? you can barely make out the hot dog water stains on the lined paper and you had to start leaving your autograph book in the garage when the wife started complaining about the smell even tho u insist she doesn’t understand the price of fame
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Oct 14, 2020 12:23
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nut posted:u ever heard ofthe first name O-S-C-A-R? perhaps maybe the last name M-E-Y-E-R? ya well I drive his weinermobile So uh, do you know the bun car guy because well...I'm a HUGE fan!
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Oct 14, 2020 12:30
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I'm the janoskians. Yes, all of them 
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Oct 14, 2020 12:53
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I am a big time celebrity and I went to a very sexy party last weekend, the details are SCANDALOUS you can read all about me in the latest copy of Sexy Big Time Celebrity magazine
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Oct 14, 2020 16:44
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Evil Bob posted:I am a big time celebrity and I went to a very sexy party last weekend, the details are SCANDALOUS you can read all about me in the latest copy of Sexy Big Time Celebrity magazine How do I get a subscription??? 
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Oct 14, 2020 17:04
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An unusual ButtTheShitmanFart callout thread but I can dig it |
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Oct 14, 2020 17:14
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i am deceased actor darren mcgavin, star of 'a christmas story' and 'kolchak: the night stalker' ama |
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Oct 14, 2020 17:38
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Prof. Crocodile posted:i am deceased actor darren mcgavin, star of 'a christmas story' and 'kolchak: the night stalker' How's your day going?
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Oct 14, 2020 17:56
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I don't like to brag, but I once sold a donut to donny osmond |
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Oct 14, 2020 18:07
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all jokes aside my mum worked at the cheese counter in Harrods in the early 80s. she served ringo starr also irl shedidnt have the first two cheeses john cleese requested. the ira later bombed the building while she was at work. no connection has ever been proven
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Oct 14, 2020 19:54
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SweetWillyRollbar posted:How's your day going? not bad. had a protein shake with a brunch of fruit for lunch. trying to keep it light. how are you? |
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Oct 14, 2020 20:08
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I've been on the something awful front page twice 
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Oct 14, 2020 20:13
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Oh no, sorry, I meant four times. With this hectic lifestyle, what might rock your socks off, for me just blurs into another tuesday! Such is the price of fame. |
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Oct 14, 2020 20:16
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Uhh check me out, got my own headline
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Oct 14, 2020 21:27
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Chewbecca posted:Uhh check me out, got my own headline "It was a tight fit, but it went on. Anyway, like Pringles I'd popped and I could not stop."
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Oct 14, 2020 21:43
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a celebrity got very cross at me once |
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Oct 15, 2020 00:55
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Chewbecca posted:Uhh check me out, got my own headline Sunday Sport Exclusive! I guess dick exploding is a sport now? |
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Oct 15, 2020 01:03
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Chewbecca posted:Uhh check me out, got my own headline They ran this due to printing deadlines but the writer was later fired for not cramming enough Britishisms into the title e: My mistake, he was actually "sacked" |
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Oct 15, 2020 01:17
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Sunday Sport Exclusive! I guess dick exploding is a sport now? Sunday Sport has some of the most absurd articles ever printed. They're always about someone destroying their penis or a "sex dwarf" that looks like a celebrity getting into some fatal mishap |
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Oct 15, 2020 01:32
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google THIS posted:They ran this due to printing deadlines but the writer was later fired for not cramming enough Britishisms into the title lol
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Oct 15, 2020 01:40
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Chrs posted:Sunday Sport has some of the most absurd articles ever printed. They're always about someone destroying their penis or a "sex dwarf" that looks like a celebrity getting into some fatal mishap this post has cut me to the quick i have to confess that i am not deceased actor darren mcgavin, but in fact a sex dwarf that looks like deceased actor darren mcgavin. you can still ama though. |
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Oct 15, 2020 02:00
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Prof. Crocodile posted:this post has cut me to the quick can you draw a dragon
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Oct 15, 2020 02:34
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biosterous posted:can you draw a dragon no 
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Oct 15, 2020 02:43
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I helped David Blaine sew his mouth shut once. |
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Oct 15, 2020 05:14
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I'm an internet celebrity (but only in byob)
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Chrs posted:Sunday Sport has some of the most absurd articles ever printed. They're always about someone destroying their penis or a "sex dwarf" that looks like a celebrity getting into some fatal mishap sex dwarf is a powerful username anyways sorry, i can't break the big time celebrity code by spreading hot goss about my celebrity friends. we're all into weird sex poo poo and being blackmailed by the illuminati these days
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I'm an internet celebrity (but only in facebook marketplace)
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