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thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Grizzwold posted:

4,3,1,2
The indigenous inhabitants of the Americas have long suffered under colonialist oppression, and under no circumstances should we legitimize further aggression against them. Tying ourselves too closely to the PRC or USSR may prevent us from truly realizing the dream of a space program for all of Earth's peoples, and therefore Ascension Island seems the best option for our base of operations.

I further suggest that our research should for now be prioritized as
Power and Propulsion
Construction/Production
Logistics
though at present I am unsure how labs and researchers should be best distributed.

I concur with my illustrious comrade in all respects.

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thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Research: G-03

Industry: F-06

F-07: Yes

DP-05: Yes

We will go to the moon in this decade, and do the other things. For all mankind.

thatbastardken fucked around with this message at 09:51 on Oct 16, 2020

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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I ride bikes all day posted:

Perhaps more relevant than the political status of a lunar colony, we should be asking why. What is the benefit of this proposed colony? The costs of creating and supporting it are sure to be substantial, and to what benefit for the workers? Surely we don’t intend to do such a thing simply because we can, like the wasteful Americans did a decade ago?

In addition to the points provided above the lunar facility will serve as a test and training facility for the materials, techniques, and crew required for further extraterrestrial expansion, and a base for mineral exploitation of the lunar regolith.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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The Meanjin Commune votes as follows:

Prefixes: E, D, G, F, B, A, C
Research: No Preference
Socialist Aid Program: A, B, C
I-24, Repeal the No First Strike Doctrine: No
A-25, Service Medals: Yes
K-26, Adoption of a Revolutionary Rank Structure: Yes
F-27, Drunken Industrial Bear: Yes
F-28, Research Optimization Cleanup: Yes
F-29, A Ten-Year Service Medal: Yes
L-30, Low-Gravity Infrastructure: Yes
I-31, Five-Year Plans: No
H-32, The Mars Program: No
N-33, the TNE Reuse, Reduce, and Recycling Act: No
N-34, the Public Broadcasting Service: Yes
S-35, FESTER: No
A-36, Space Autonomy Model: Yes
A-37, A Common Language for Space: No

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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NewMars posted:

While we're on the subject of what's good about this one: have people been enjoying my digression into alt-australian history? Any comments or criticisms?

so long as the Meanjin Commune gets a shout out later on I say continue.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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nice one Lunagrad.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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feeling pretty doxxed by that collection of traits.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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quote:

(A small man with dark hair and thick spectacles is sitting behind a desk signing and filing papers. Somehow his spacesuit looks as though it needs ironing. He has attached a tie to the collar ring. This is Administrator Orphan, leader of the colony. He shows as little emotion as possible.)

Orphan (staring myopically at a dense document): Hmm. It appears the damage to the cafeteria will not affect the schedule for the New Year's celebrations. Good. Small rituals are important to morale.

(canned laughter)

(a buxom blonde woman whose spacesuit is a little snug and accented with cowboy boots enters the room. This is Corncob, the adventurous American cosmonaut. Her accent wanders across her home continent but is presumably intended to be Texan)

Corncob (taking a seat in front of Orphan's desk and putting her feet up on the 'out' tray): Howdy, chief.

(canned laughter, cheers, wolf whistling)

Corncob: Say, I was thinking -

Orphan: How unusual.

(canned laughter, scattered booing.)

Corncob (plowing on without paying the slightest attention): - It's going to be a while before the science boys need me to do any flying. Could I take some time off and go climb Olympus Mons?

Orphan (without raising his eyes from his work): Request denied.

(the canned audience makes sympathetic sounds as Corncob looks upset)

Corncob (standing up and stamping one foot): Dangit! Why not, you persnickety varmint?

Orphan (finally actually looking at her): You haven't passed the requisite psychological examination or booked the cargo space.

Corncob (plainly confused): Fer wut? Climbing a mountain?

Orphan (returning to his papers): No, for assisted suicide and shipping your body back to Earth.

(gasps, some nervous laughter)

- script excerpt from Life on Mars, a popular television serial set in the early years of Martian colonization. Although critically panned it ran for nearly 200 episodes, primarily on the strength of being very cheap to produce.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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the Meanijin Commune agrees that Indigenous sovereignty should be recognized but suggests the details be left to individual Comintern member polities on the grounds that top-down policy made with the best of intentions will still cause contradictions and increase the likelihood of inequitable or unenforceable outcomes. Perhaps the legislature could set aside funds for an impartial body to help resolve disputes between tribal groups and member polities in these matters?

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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NewMars posted:

Ooh, good update. Fingers crossed for the negotiations.

Oh, while I'm here. To those playing a state in the Australasian region, it was my assumption with the United Australian Worker's Republics that it represents the communes of what was formerly the commonwealth of Australia, plus the Worker's Republic of New Zealand alongside many of the successors to polynesian island-states, linked together in a confederation model where each part is also a voter in the comintern.

Does anyone have a problem with this? Questions? An alternative view?

nah that works

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Pacho posted:

Glad that you're ok and hyped for the continuation of the LP

:emptyquote:

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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:golfclap:

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Evans no! He'll be late for choir!

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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quote:

Men of Kosmos stop your dreaming
Can't you see their warheads gleaming
See their shuttle's rockets streaming
To this battle field

Men of Kosmos stand ye steady
It cannot be ever said ye
For the trial were not ready
Stand and never yield

From the stars rebounding
Let this war cry sounding
Summon all at comrade's call
A courage most astounding

Men of Kosmos onto glory
This shall ever be your story
Keep these burning words before ye
Comrades will not yield

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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:munch:

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Ferrosol posted:

I died as I lived doing nothing of value! Come to think of it the same goes for the British empire

hey don't be too harsh! the british empire has inspired many liberation day holidays!

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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The administrator of the Mars colony expresses his great distress at the idea of having to babysit a bunch of cranks and freaks. Space is hostile enough when all your cosmonauts are sober.

(ooc i think it's a hilarious idea and we should go for it.)

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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i love voting on things

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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as Administrator of Mars I would like to request/order further investigation into the anomalous sightings at Cydonia base. We need to know if it's Capitalists, Aliens, or a shared hallucination among the staff so we can adjust our production forecasts accordingly.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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common passport, common currency, put all the sports teams in the same leagues, expand eurovison to cover the whole comminterp.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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mars receives no points

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Maybe try something with pictographs? We're pretty sure at this point they see in a similar spectrum to us, right? Concepts like where we came from, what we breathe or eat, that sort of thing, might be easier to communicate with pictures

NewMars posted:

First of all acknowledge publically that we have made contact with a staffed Minervan facility and that attempts to establish communications have began and are slow but positive.

Big agree.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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The Meanijin Commune reiterates the support of the United Australasian Workers Republics for Operation: End of the Line and commits the use of 24 F111-C strike aircraft currently being modernized at the former RAAF Amberly airbase.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Good to see new faces on Mars. Would be good to see a few more, hint hint.

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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Mars Admin is quietly pleased that their crew weren't cracking up under stress, and there really was a mysterious observer present! Sure, there are disturbing implications for colonial security, but there was nothing wrong with my management of human resources!

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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nice

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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NewMars posted:

Maybe we should establish a rota system for where the congress goes? Hell, maybe we should establish a travelling presidium complex?



some kind of mobile liberation fortress?

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thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

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the idea that Earth was under observation by unfriendly eyes for at least two-hundred and fifty years is unsettling to say the least.

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