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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Dexter the sap splatter analyst has the perfect cover to murder trees as a lumberjack.

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Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
Dexter? Hardly knew her! :jerry:

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Dexter wasn't content with murdering people so now he has to murder trees?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

General Dog posted:

Didn't people say this about every upcoming season from about 6 on?

People seem to defend season 5, and I don't know why.

Look, the show was always campy and ridiculous. But there was campy GOOD (s1-4), and campy BAD (s5-8).

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010

more like poindexter imo

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
Leaf this show alone

Baudolino
Apr 1, 2010

THUNDERDOME LOSER
Will be interesting to see just how bad it will be.
A fair ending would be Dexter finally getting killed by a serial killer who`s smarter and luckier than him. The twist being that it was Harrison his son who did it. As the credits roll we see Dexter smiling as he bleeds out, he knows that the kid is gonna be alrigth and continue his good work.

itry
Aug 23, 2019




Mega64 posted:

Dexter wasn't content with murdering people so now he has to murder trees?

:ohdear:

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
dont hit trees dexel !

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever
spruce, mothafucks

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Baudolino posted:

The twist being that it was Harrison his son who did it.

This is exactly what’s going to happen.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Jim Long-un posted:

I tried watching that show for five minutes and on the first episode they introduced David loving Letterman as "THA MJ A LATE NITE" and I actually killed myself. I'm dead now. thank you showtime.

i mean is he not the jordan of late night!?

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Durzel posted:

The old Dexter thread was like a shared descent into madness. Just when you thought the show had reached its nadir, something else would occur which challenged our collective sanity.

I think my favourite bit was Dexter's son coming off that treadmill at such a speed that he experienced time dilation and grew about 20 years older in the blink of an eye.

Wasn't this a thing in The Flash


kntfkr posted:

The girlfriend in Dexter was the most annoying character/person/actress in anything ever and pushed the show over the edge to be totally unwatchable.

DEXTER? DEXXXTER? DEXTER ARE YOU ICOMING TO MY BAKESALE TONIGHT? DOES THAT INTERRUPT YOUR MURDER PLANS? DEXTTTTERRRR? DEXXXXTERRR?

I heard this as Dee Dee

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Programme du fromage

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

N. Senada posted:

More gifs please



N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
lol

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Solvent
Jan 24, 2013

by Hand Knit

:five:

I’d sub to showtime for a Dexter that contained live squealing potatoes or even a single body reduced to mush by a dude with a hammer.

I miss 80’s prosthetic horror.
Please come back and make Dexter great again David Cronenberg.

It’s too late anyways. Great gif though.

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