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He just salted b/c his ideal ending for the show was, like, Dexter on the table about to be injected for the death sentence or w/e and then all of his victims would appear before him or some poo poo to be like lol gently caress u nerd as he drifts off into sweet sweet death And then Scott Buck made him a lumberjack
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 01:26 |
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Y'all it's going to be serial killer Astrid.
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 01:34 |
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Y'all it's going to be serial killer Astrid. ah a return to the source material
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 01:36 |
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There is no chance I'ma watch this but the thread is, as always, excellent!
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 01:41 |
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https://youtu.be/6bSteh4nHEo did anyone post this, if so gently caress you just watch it again
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 03:24 |
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Riptor posted:https://youtu.be/6bSteh4nHEo if i could make a video a thread title
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 03:25 |
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Now do this.
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 03:26 |
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Keeping the original opening but editing trees into Dexter's apartment.
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 05:58 |
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Dexter is gonna find out there's a lot of hosed up people that are lumberjacks and will have a field day! Also who is waiting for the big reveal that he didn't actually toss his sister overboard, it was just someone else he had killed. And now she is just a vegetable in the corner of his log cabin house on machines? Or she's now magically better and also a lumberjack?
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 07:44 |
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Lumberjack Deb spinoff when tbh
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 07:47 |
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I had no idea they decided Deb was crushing on her brother right after their actors got divorced. Is that close to peak Dexter?
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 14:36 |
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Dawgstar posted:I had no idea they decided Deb was crushing on her brother right after their actors got divorced. Is that close to peak Dexter? It's hard to define what "peak Dexter is" and here's why; is "Peak Dexter... Absent-minded salad cutting? Treadmill Harrison? Seeing a corpse breathing? Autoerotic mummification? Thanksgiving dinner with Trinity? Lumen going back to her home planet? Thumbs up Ghost Harry? The minotaur? Black SUV? Chickey Hines? Breaking the news to young kids about their mother's murder while wearing Mickey Mouse ears? Stalking someone's home and angrily eating their Cheerios? "Surprise motherfucker"? "Hello, Dexter Morgan."? Unnoticed kill (complete with kill room, mind you) carried out successfully in an international airport? Bringing on a renowned actor, nay, thespian like Edward James Olmos and completely wasting any opportunity to do something interesting? Throwing your comatose (or dead?) sister into a hurricane, leaving your son with another serial killer, and then faking your death to become a lumberjack? Unbreakable, even undentable plot armour for seasons? Having your old boss memorialized as a bench? A near-incestuous relationship carried out on screen by actors who just divorced? FINALLY having a character know and understand you, and ACCEPT you, only to have them killed or sent away by next seasons' premiere? If you were to succinctly visualize all of these as peaks, you'd end up with a starburst. Edit: goddamn, I've edited this like 6 times, adding stuff in. Rupert Buttermilk fucked around with this message at 15:03 on Oct 18, 2020 |
# ? Oct 18, 2020 14:55 |
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i forgot about the minotaur, that was awesome
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 15:01 |
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CODChimera posted:i forgot about the minotaur, that was awesome Yeah, see, SOME of those things were legitimately great. So, like.... what IS peak Dexter?
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 15:02 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:So, like.... what IS peak Dexter? a miserable pile of black suvs
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 15:10 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:If you were to succinctly visualize all of these as peaks, you'd end up with a starburst. You make several valid points. This freaking show, man.
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 15:12 |
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the mickey mouse ears were a highlight and it’s a shame that episode was the beginning of the end
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 15:19 |
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peak Dexter was when he finds the professors body in the freezer and then we get a voice over telling us he's been dead the whole time
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 15:42 |
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I don't know why but my favorite post that burned itself into my brain from the Dexter threads was the one post from BONUS:BONUS posted:"We need to add another grizzled old cop to the show. Hmm the last one was named Lundy so let's name this one Lindy" yes I know his name's actually Liddy
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 16:02 |
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Wait so Chicky Hines never even showed up on camera??
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 17:03 |
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Chicky Hines was the friends we made along the way.
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 17:07 |
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We should start a petition to change the name of a Mcguffin to a Chickey Hines, at least when it applies to a character. Chickey Hines is the Maris Crane of Dexter.
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 17:55 |
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season 3 is spent referring to two characters, chicky hines and freebo, who are onscreen for roughly 8 minutes combined
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 23:03 |
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Chicky Hines was the friends we made along the way.
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# ? Oct 18, 2020 23:41 |
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FUCKINGPASSWORD
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 01:24 |
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https://youtu.be/76HzKFWWd88
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 13:15 |
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 17:06 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gAenGrKHKU
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 18:08 |
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The revival should just be all these videos in hi def
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 18:09 |
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Ok, hear me out. Bring back Dexter, but in the Pushing Daisies universe.
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 18:38 |
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AbstractNapper posted:Ok, hear me out. See, Peanut, here's the thing.
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 19:29 |
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AbstractNapper posted:Ok, hear me out. Dexter as the big bad while Ned is reviving people left and right to solve the case would delight me far too much.
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 20:24 |
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Dexter... IN SPAAAAAAACE!
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 20:31 |
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Combine the new season with a Hannibal revival.
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 22:45 |
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Dexter x Cutthroat Kitchen when Alton Brown would make an amazing serial killer
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# ? Oct 19, 2020 23:57 |
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Senor Tron posted:Combine the new season with a Hannibal revival. Maybe the secret origin of Hannibal's murder coat was that he escaped Dexter's kill room and made a fashionable suit out of his restraints?
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 09:17 |
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Hannibal: "May I come in?" Dexter [voiceover]: Why does he always say that? It kind of reminds me of that thing about vampires, how they can't enter a home until they get permission. Could it be that Hannibal is some sort of predator?
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 09:22 |
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Hannibal, waiting patiently: This man is very rude.
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# ? Oct 20, 2020 09:26 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hyyM_JjN7yw Quinn was such a dick.
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