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bitcoin finally actually does become the currency of the future and jeffrey has to quit his forums duties to focus on being Neo-Earth President
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Uses windows 3.1 and PMs me asking for help with Trumpet WINSOCK like at least twice per day.
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Oct 17, 2020 20:52
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He has offensive and just plain WRONG opinions about the best grocery store for meat sales. Paid for SA in chocolate coins instead of bitcoin. Finds mayonnaise "too spicy". Thora fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Oct 17, 2020 |
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Oct 17, 2020 21:11
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hosed your mom and she says he was a lousy lay.
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Oct 17, 2020 21:17
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Has anyone ever seen lowtax and "Jeff" in the same place at the same time? How can we be sure the forums have changed hands at all???
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Oct 17, 2020 21:50
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"The Gang Tries Infiltrating Nazi Discords Again"
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Oct 17, 2020 22:42
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Human trafficking on the dark web,
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Oct 17, 2020 23:44
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Oct 17, 2020 23:50
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Jeffrey likes to organize meetings in MS Teams and because he's the organizer he's not comfortable muting his mic. Ever. He also likes to eat all sorts of snacks all the time.
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Oct 18, 2020 00:00
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Jeffrey rhymes with death free and that is no coincidence!!!
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Oct 18, 2020 00:27
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He’s always going commando. Always
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Oct 18, 2020 00:52
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Hes a practicing chriropracter
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Oct 18, 2020 01:00
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Dorothy is his favorite Golden Girl
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Oct 18, 2020 01:24
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FullLeatherJacket posted:i heard jeffrey owns a signed x-factor shirt and it's his prized possession, moreso than his billion bitcoins Who's it signed by? This is an important detail.
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Oct 18, 2020 02:39
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Jeffrey rhymes with death free and that is no coincidence!!! so youre saying he is a vampire? doesnt that come with being a bitcoin billionaire?
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Oct 18, 2020 02:59
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accusations of emotionally and physically abusing four ex-husbands.
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Oct 18, 2020 03:13
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secretly owned the forums the entire time and just let lowtax run them as a bit.
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Oct 18, 2020 03:13
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Once the burden of dealing with all our poo poo gets too much, flips the forums for a buck to some old world media conglomerate who doesn't quite understand it, tries to leverage it into some sort of Reddit eque 'social media' clone, loses the entire userbase and then subsequently shutters it as a tax write-off. :Edit: didn't really answer the op's question. He's uh... a vampire? Isometric Bacon fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Oct 18, 2020 |
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Oct 18, 2020 03:14
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he fucks computers. not really a secret.
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Oct 18, 2020 03:16
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He bought the forums to dox his ex, who is a goon
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Oct 18, 2020 03:42
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He watched Passion of the Christ with the commentary on
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Oct 18, 2020 03:47
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Was pro-skub when it was fashionable, but shared anti-skub sentiments in private.
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Oct 18, 2020 03:47
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It leaks out that he posts on Reddit
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Oct 18, 2020 03:53
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Is not in fact a bitcoin billionaire anymore, because he spent it all on an angel investment in SoupTube. Check bounces, Lowtax reclaims the forums.
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Oct 18, 2020 03:58
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He wears sandals with socks.
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Oct 18, 2020 04:20
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Refuses to show his character's rolls for DnD but swears they are legit. Bullshit jeffery. No halfling in Forgotten Realms history has ever had 6 18's for base stats you nerdfuckler.
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Oct 18, 2020 08:05
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His insatiable pedophilia most like (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 18, 2020 08:08
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he's never reopening the store and this forum will slowly wither and die like your social prospects
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Oct 18, 2020 10:20
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is actually the owner of fark.com we are now posting on fark.com
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Oct 18, 2020 12:11
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Mulaney Power Move posted:he fucks computers.
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Oct 18, 2020 15:42
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That'$ not a secret
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Oct 18, 2020 16:08
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the secret is he makes his smart watch watch
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Oct 18, 2020 16:26
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Mulaney Power Move posted:he fucks computers. not really a secret. A port is a port
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Oct 18, 2020 16:35
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He's LABs sub
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Oct 18, 2020 16:58
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Volcott posted:Was pro-skub when it was fashionable, but shared anti-skub sentiments in private. 
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Oct 18, 2020 16:59
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he was banned from radioshack after several incidents of indecent exposure because computer parts make him horny as gently caress
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Oct 18, 2020 17:06
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Vince MechMahon posted:Who's it signed by? This is an important detail. Virgil that's $10 of bitcoins you're not getting back
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Oct 18, 2020 17:24
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He sleeps nude in an oxygen tent, which he believes gives him sexual powers!
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Oct 18, 2020 22:41
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FutonForensic posted:Dorothy is his favorite Golden Girl what the gently caress is wrong with this
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Oct 18, 2020 23:28
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He's actually Lowtax's nephew JEFFK from the very early days of the site this was all a ruse to keep it in the family *note I do not actually believe this*
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