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We know that Lowtax lost control of the forums for being a wife beater addicted to pain pills and $800 cookies. What skeletons does Jeffrey have in the closet that will precipitate his downfall? The possibilities are endless!
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his emails
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Oct 15, 2020 16:21
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Most of those sound like they'd be positives to the forums
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Oct 15, 2020 16:26
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Is Catholic, gives up running forums for Lent, is finally free and never returns.
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Oct 15, 2020 16:26
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He wrote the last three seasons of Dexter
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Oct 15, 2020 16:30
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He spends $3k a month of gelato
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Oct 15, 2020 16:31
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made his bitcoin fortune writing ransomware that specifically targets little old ladies
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Oct 15, 2020 16:33
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He wipes standing up
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Oct 15, 2020 16:34
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- Puts beans in chili. - Ties to Bolivian irredentists. - Has failed to adequately pet kitten he adopted. - Does not put beans in chili. - Sleeps in a hammock instead of a bed. - Enjoys waiting in line. - Doesn't eat chili.
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Oct 15, 2020 16:34
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Refuses to stop murdering hobos
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Oct 15, 2020 16:34
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Hes lowtax from the future, posting from a script, to try to hold on to his fiefdom
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Oct 15, 2020 16:35
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He doesn’t eat the rich people cookies but he does eat the poor people store-brand frosted sugar cookies
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Oct 15, 2020 16:36
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:He doesn’t eat the rich people cookies but he does eat the poor people store-brand frosted sugar cookies canceling my patreon subscription to Jeffrey rn
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Oct 15, 2020 16:39
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He's actually Jefferey Epstein posting from seclusion and he's going to start making 'jeff drops' on these very forums to reveal the vast pedospiracy at the heart of our society. Mods knew and MANY people were saying it.
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Oct 15, 2020 16:44
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He also owns Kiwi Farms
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Oct 15, 2020 16:45
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How does he make his fortune? How could he so casually purchase the forums without so much as a second thought? Is he a Jeff Lowe? A charlatan who lives lavishly but is actually millions in debt? Is he an organized crime lord running a drug and prostitution ring? Is he embezzling thousands from his employer, pocketing company revenue for himself? These questions need to be answered Jeff. I expect your tax returns in the next 30 days.
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Oct 15, 2020 16:47
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One time he posted "I'm gay" but it will be revealed he is not, in fact, gay.
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Oct 15, 2020 16:50
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:He doesn’t eat the rich people cookies but he does eat the poor people store-brand frosted sugar cookies He's a die-hard Hydrox originalist who tells everyone that he sees eating Oreos that Nabisco is actually the copycat.
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Oct 15, 2020 16:50
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He's a bitcoin billionaire so I'm going with either "inadvertently funded ISIS" or "very advertently funded ISIS".
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Oct 15, 2020 16:52
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Straight White Shark posted:We know that Lowtax lost control of the forums for being a wife beater addicted to pain pills and $800 cookies. What skeletons does Jeffrey have in the closet that will precipitate his downfall? The possibilities are endless! These are all cool and good things
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Oct 15, 2020 17:00
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that mods didnt know
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Oct 15, 2020 17:00
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Closet full of livers, skeletons are overdone
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Oct 15, 2020 17:06
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weenie screenies
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Oct 15, 2020 17:09
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It will be revealed that he's actually three little people in a trench coat and all three of them are rabidly racist
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Oct 15, 2020 17:09
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always demands oral, never returns the favor
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Oct 15, 2020 17:10
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Virulent racism against italy
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Oct 15, 2020 17:10
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porn
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Oct 15, 2020 17:11
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we will finally find out who stole the cookie from the cookie jar
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Oct 15, 2020 17:12
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:It will be revealed that he's actually three little people in a trench coat and all three of them are rabidly racist and then those three little people are actually each made of up three even littler people
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Oct 15, 2020 17:13
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Jeffrey the matryoshka man, Russian agent
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Oct 15, 2020 17:15
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jeffrey will get caught red handed eating frozen gas from a pipe
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Oct 15, 2020 17:16
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20 Blunts posted:his emails LOCK HIM UP
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Oct 15, 2020 17:17
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prefers greenpos to amberpos
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Oct 15, 2020 17:18
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Jeff was tragically born without a butthole and he flies into a rage any time he sees one stretched out
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Oct 15, 2020 17:20
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I bet we will find out that dude willingly bought somethingawful lol can you imagine
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Oct 15, 2020 17:21
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Loden Taylor posted:prefers greenpos to amberpos This thread is about his undoing, not how he'll win the hearts and minds of the forums
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Oct 15, 2020 17:21
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I heard that Jeffrey prefers queen pawn openings and he thinks that Mikhail Tal is over rated as a tactician. 
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Oct 15, 2020 17:22
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video evidence will emerge of jeff in a convenience store, looking back and forth between the "Mild" and "Tabasco" slim jims. he will choose... poorly
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Oct 15, 2020 17:23
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- doesn't use a turn signal - cooks oatmeal with milk instead of water - 'the incident' - always stole at least three lighters at every college party - never watched any of The Godfather movies
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Oct 15, 2020 17:28
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RepeatingMeme posted:Hes lowtax from the future, posting from a script, to try to hold on to his fiefdom givepatajob posted:He also owns Kiwi Farms This sounds like an amazing plot. He's Lowtax from the future, who has been forced to convert to the Kiwi Forums and now has found the error in his hatred as his old self. He must now return to the present and stop Lowtax (his old self) under the disguise of Jeff and with help of a Few Old Friends.
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