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Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

Vomiting = "Chucking a sickie"

# ? Oct 16, 2020 00:44

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 00:16

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

Doing a u-turn: "Cranking northwise"

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# ? Oct 16, 2020 00:45

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

Reading a book: "Flipping the treesheets"

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# ? Oct 16, 2020 00:45

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

Going on a walking tour of the country for months on end in an effort to deeply understand yourself and the world in relation to one another: "Forrest Gump-ing"

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# ? Oct 16, 2020 00:50

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

honeymoon: chumbawamba

# ? Oct 16, 2020 00:54

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

When you crack open that first ice cold, refreshing brewski after a long day's work, that's called "Toading it"

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# ? Oct 16, 2020 00:56

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

Australians don't have baseball, so if you hear one say "home run," they're talking about running on a treadmill

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# ? Oct 16, 2020 00:58

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Doctor Dogballs posted:

When you crack open that first ice cold, refreshing brewski after a long day's work, that's called "Toading it"

toading it as we speak :cheersbird:

# ? Oct 16, 2020 01:00

Jaguars!

"I'm on Smoko": leave me alone

# ? Oct 16, 2020 01:02

Jinh

giving a fizzy citrus drink to a nearby marsupial: "Dewin' a roo"

^{thanks so much cda <3}

# ? Oct 16, 2020 01:03

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

Speedo: "Budgie smuggler"

Parakeet: "Budgie"

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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Oct 16, 2020 01:40

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

beef bullion spread: veggiemoite

# ? Oct 16, 2020 01:49

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Uhhh

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# ? Oct 16, 2020 01:59

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Chewbecca posted:

Uhhh

# ? Oct 16, 2020 02:01

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

Chewbecca posted:

Uhhh

No wuckers. She'll be right, mate.

# ? Oct 16, 2020 02:13

google THIS

Rendering a zeppelin in marker: "Throwing a blimp on the sharpie"

# ? Oct 16, 2020 03:04

Jaguars!

"I could really fancy yer wife pulling out a growler right now": This innocent sounding sentence, uttered when the landlord (Innkeeper) comes over to your table to see how you're doing, is in fact quite dangerous. In linguistics this is known as a 'false friend'

# ? Oct 16, 2020 03:09

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

"OK boomer" = what you say to ypur boomerang when it's done a good job

# ? Oct 16, 2020 08:12

more falafel please: forums poster

"davey billups" = unfortunate occurance, as in "well sorry mate, that's just a real davey billups"

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Oct 16, 2020 08:26

Pissed Ape Sexist

google THIS posted:

Rendering a zeppelin in marker: "Throwing a blimp on the sharpie"

# ? Oct 16, 2020 10:04

Jinh

Drink-Mix Man posted:

"OK boomer" = what you say to ypur boomerang when it's done a good job

# ? Oct 16, 2020 11:35

Stoner Sloth

ACAB = A Croc Ate Bob

sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!

# ? Oct 16, 2020 11:53

Pissed Ape Sexist

Whenever people see Tilda Swinton come onscreen in a movie they yell 'THAT'S A BINGO' as a time honored tradition

# ? Oct 16, 2020 12:16

KaiserSchnitzel: Hey baby I think we Havel lot in common

Kaiser Schnitzel posted:

Speedo: "Budgie smuggler"

Parakeet: "Budgie"

Nice name nerd

# ? Oct 16, 2020 12:54

Jinh

^{thanks so much cda <3}

# ? Oct 16, 2020 13:13

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

KaiserSchnitzel posted:

Nice name nerd

A yes, we meet again :hai:

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ty Manifisto for this wonderful sig!

# ? Oct 16, 2020 14:29

FutonForensic

google THIS posted:

Rendering a zeppelin in marker: "Throwing a blimp on the sharpie"

# ? Oct 16, 2020 14:34

Diorama: i remember when all this was fields

google THIS posted:

Rendering a zeppelin in marker: "Throwing a blimp on the sharpie"

# ? Oct 16, 2020 15:10

Stoner Sloth

google THIS posted:

Rendering a zeppelin in marker: "Throwing a blimp on the sharpie"

# ? Oct 16, 2020 15:25

Christoph

Thinking about eating: "got gobbos on the nog"

Turn on the TV: "fidge a Samsung right"

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# ? Oct 16, 2020 16:19

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Christoph posted:

Thinking about eating: "got gobbos on the nog"

Turn on the TV: "fidge a Samsung right"

lmao

# ? Oct 16, 2020 20:28

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

When someone says "croikey" it's secret code meaning they've accidentally got an erection in class and need someone to pass them their jacket or a big book to cover it

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# ? Oct 16, 2020 21:46

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

lol

# ? Oct 16, 2020 21:51

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

Buncha drongos itt

# ? Oct 16, 2020 22:07

Heather Papps: hello friend

birds are called flappy buggahs

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 16, 2020 22:29

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

in america, a "chortle" is a conbimation of "chuckle" and "snort."

but in Australia, a "chortle" is type of egg-laying mammal known for its humanlike scream

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# ? Oct 16, 2020 23:14

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

I choose u chortle :palmon:

# ? Oct 16, 2020 23:16

Heather Papps: hello friend

before "boot smashing" (hiking) by the "billabong" (oxbow lake) be sure to tighten the "dead snakes" (shoelaces) on your "piggy palaces" (shoes)

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 16, 2020 23:21

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

"Dungarees" = poops

# ? Oct 17, 2020 00:55

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 00:16

Christoph

Freckles: "Belfast melanomas"

Digits: "Didgywigs"

Decimal place: "Counter dotwise"

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# ? Oct 17, 2020 01:05

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