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prepuce repurposed posted:honeymoon: chumbawamba divorce: hoobastank 
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prepuce repurposed posted:divorce: hoobastank puppy love: bawitdabadabangdadangdiggydiggydiggy
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Oct 17, 2020 01:32
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Oct 17, 2020 01:42
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"pingas" is a word you use in magpie nesting season, it's short for "swooping as usual"
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Oct 17, 2020 19:35
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Fun fact: I can get nangs delivered to my house 24/7 for a reasonable fee
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Oct 17, 2020 19:37
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Nangs straight to my door in less than an hour? Sign me up! 
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Oct 17, 2020 19:48
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mmmmm...nangs 
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Drink-Mix Man posted:"OK boomer" = what you say to ypur boomerang when it's done a good job google THIS posted:Rendering a zeppelin in marker: "Throwing a blimp on the sharpie" Chewbecca posted:Nangs straight to my door in less than an hour? Sign me up! when they do it in 20 or less=a cheeky nangs |
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Oct 17, 2020 20:02
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idk what a cream charger is but my gf says I need one |
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Oct 17, 2020 20:05
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prepuce repurposed posted:idk what a cream charger is but my gf says I need one it is strayan for an aggro (aggressive) moomah (dairy cow) |
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Oct 17, 2020 20:14
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prepuce repurposed posted:idk what a cream charger is but my gf says I need one they are very bad for you and you should use them only for their intended purpose imo
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Chewbecca posted:they are very bad for you and you should use them only for their intended purpose imo I legit had not the slightest loving idea what you guys were talking about until this link ---------------- |
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Oct 18, 2020 01:42
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winey-poppa'- Corksrew Cheesey stringers- String cheese
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Oct 18, 2020 01:53
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Fair dinkum: an aesthetically pleasing penis |
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Oct 18, 2020 02:43
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they pronounce poison as P'zone™ but it's the same word |
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Oct 18, 2020 03:00
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Finger Prince posted:Fair dinkum: an aesthetically pleasing penis
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Finger Prince posted:Fair dinkum: an aesthetically pleasing penis Gruff dinkum: a penis unworthy of admiration ---------------- |
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Oct 18, 2020 03:48
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Walkabout: a roundabout or traffic circle, but for pedestrians. |
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Chewbecca posted:they are very bad for you and you should use them only for their intended purpose imo whippit? whippit good
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Oct 18, 2020 04:32
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Finger Prince posted:Fair dinkum: an aesthetically pleasing penis 'strewth mate, that sure is a fair dinkum!'
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https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/australian-slang-phrases/index.html I found this very helpful. It explains, for example, that a shrimp is a type of seafood and the same thing as a prawn. Also, it's a solid 25% rhyming slang and another 25% nearly universal English language idioms. "Put a sock in it," you "bastards," as they say "down under." google THIS fucked around with this message at 04:47 on Oct 18, 2020 |
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google THIS posted:https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/australian-slang-phrases/index.html this bit from the article does make me laugh: During the infamous 1932-33 Bodyline cricket series, English captain, Douglas Jardine, walked into the Australian dressing room to complain about being called a bastard. An Australian cricketer supposedly asked his team: "Which one of you bastards called this bastard a bastard?"
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Stoner Sloth posted:this bit from the article does make me laugh: also hope you all know that Australian's never use the word 'shrimp' normally, CNN apparently doesn't realize this, but we call 'em prawns and Paul Hogan only used the line cause otherwise they figured American's wouldn't understand e: also it seems that quote isn't actually edit
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I was looking for a particular bar, so I asked a passer-by if he knew where it was. A very helpful Australian he turned out to be. "Two Right, mate!" he told me. Well, I walked a block, took the next right, walked another block, turned right again, and walked all the way down that street and didn't see the bar. I did happen upon a friendly New Zealander though, who rather unhelpfully suggested that instead of listening to the Australian gent, I should have taken a Lyft. |
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Oct 18, 2020 04:51
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Finger Prince posted:I was looking for a particular bar, so I asked a passer-by if he knew where it was. A very helpful Australian he turned out to be. "Two Right, mate!" he told me. Well, I walked a block, took the next right, walked another block, turned right again, and walked all the way down that street and didn't see the bar. I did happen upon a friendly New Zealander though, who rather unhelpfully suggested that instead of listening to the Australian gent, I should have taken a Lyft. 
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Oct 18, 2020 04:52
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 Nangs in the wild!
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Oct 18, 2020 05:08
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so ppl just walk around doing nangs? |
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Oct 18, 2020 05:18
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You mean you don't?!
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Oct 18, 2020 06:32
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popped a nang an chucked a sickie roight in th guttah
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Chewbecca posted:You mean you don't?! I wouldn't even know how! I imagine u push a button and suck? 
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Oct 18, 2020 06:50
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have a squiz = drink some fresh orange juice |
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Oct 18, 2020 07:17
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don't come the raw prawn with me mate = please go cook yourself
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"Chuffed" means hungry. "Chuffed to bits" means a little bit hungry but not much ("to bits" is actually "two bits," each "bit" being a very small amount. Thus to be fully "chuffed" you should be "chuffed a thousand bits")
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Stoner Sloth posted:this bit from the article does make me laugh: That does sound pretty authentic at that |
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Oct 18, 2020 16:56
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Most English dialects: Bastard Australian English: Bastard, except more |
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Oct 18, 2020 16:57
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in canada a two-four is a case of beer, but in australia it's the amount of steps you can take after a platypus sting
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Drink-Mix Man posted:"Dungarees" = poops I just laughed in real life |
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:I just laughed in real life "Godspeed" means rain in Australian (short for "God has peed") ---------------- |
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Doctor Dogballs posted:"Godspeed" means rain in Australian (short for "God has peed") every night Australian farmers go to bed praying for god to give them the miracle of a golden shower Aussie battlers = hardworking folk responsible for keeping venomous bats away from cricket pitches. to qualify for this work you need to be small (in order to crawl through the tunnels when fighting bats on their home turf) so you'll often hear them referred to as little aussie battlers
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