CDC/WHO Halloween Safety Recommendations

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vanisher

Allowable costumes for trick or treating:
- Nurse/Doctor dressed in PPE (must be real PPE)
- PPE monster (full PPE)
- Dracula in PPE

# ? Oct 16, 2020 04:18

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 03:41

vanisher

Rave dancer (UV antiviral light wands) in PPE

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# ? Oct 16, 2020 04:19

vanisher

Ipad Segway in a ghost costume

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# ? Oct 16, 2020 04:21

Prof. Crocodile

it is acceptable--nay, encouraged--to throw candy at children from the safety of a second story window.

# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:01

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Instead of spooky sounds this year I will just play the sounds of people coughing over a loudspeaker to scare the children and their parents

# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:10

FutonForensic

Bubble Boy from the film "Bubble Boy" (real bubble)

# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:22

FutonForensic

Condy the Condom from Walt Disney Pictures' The Brave Little Condom

# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:25

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

FutonForensic posted:

Condy the Condom from Walt Disney Pictures' The Brave Little Condom

# ? Oct 16, 2020 05:32

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

The Mask

Not that one

# ? Oct 16, 2020 07:52

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Virtual Trick or Treating

Just call strangers and ask them to mail you candy

# ? Oct 16, 2020 07:54

Macnult

FutonForensic posted:

Condy the Condom from Walt Disney Pictures' The Brave Little Condom

# ? Oct 16, 2020 13:33

Prof. Crocodile

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Virtual Trick or Treating

Just call strangers and ask them to mail you candy

mail came today. no snickers but lots of those black-and-orange taffy wads. 2/10. would not recommend.

# ? Oct 16, 2020 16:22

nut

all needles hidden in candy should be capped so they don�t rip the garbage bag after disposal

# ? Oct 16, 2020 17:17

Evil Bob: 've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be GBS.

Handing out sanitizing wipes

# ? Oct 16, 2020 17:52

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

A lot of kids getting Tide Pods this year

# ? Oct 16, 2020 18:07

vanisher

Drink-Mix Man posted:

A lot of kids getting Tide Pods this year

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# ? Oct 16, 2020 18:33

Pahilla the Hun: Thinking about making a post

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only 3 at a time in the haunted house i set up in the garage

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Oct 16, 2020 18:34

vanisher

handing kids candy from inside the "spooky" glass wall with those rubber gloves attached meant for handling highly dangerous substances.

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# ? Oct 16, 2020 18:35

google THIS

Closing down for 10 minutes between trick-or-treaters to sanitize the front stoop, charging parents for the "increased overhead"

# ? Oct 16, 2020 19:44

vanisher

Fake spiderweb mesh must make a 6 foot barrier between the home and trick or treater zone. Homeowners should sit on their roofs and slide candies through their storm drains.

vanisher fucked around with this message at 05:53 on Oct 18, 2020

# ? Oct 16, 2020 22:05

vanisher

Bank pneumatic tube drive through teller windows will be repurposed

# ? Oct 16, 2020 22:09

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hired a security guard to take temperatures at the mailbox before allowing anyone onto the porch

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Oct 16, 2020 22:13

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using one of those claw grabber things you see advertised on late night tv to deliver candy to bag

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Oct 16, 2020 22:14

vanisher

Ghost stories are a DANGER to the public and should be avoided. This has NOTHING to do with the CDC employee retreat and Steve's stupid story which was not scary at all and I slept like a baby that night I'll have you know.

# ? Oct 16, 2020 22:14

Heather Papps: hello friend

i put up a bunch of caution tape and am getting pretty accurate with my caramel apple launcher

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Oct 16, 2020 22:16

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CDC/WHO Halloween Safety Recommendations: Update #121.2.5

Despite early rumors it has now been determined that the Jason hockey mask does nothing to prevent the spread of infection

The Freddie Kruger glove, however, does meet social distancing protocols

thanks nesamdoom!!

pizzaz plarpin perfect! thanks Tebulot!

# ? Oct 16, 2020 22:21

nut

Heather Papps posted:

i put up a bunch of caution tape and am getting pretty accurate with my caramel apple launcher

it's okay if u hit the kids cuz it sticks to them so they still get it

# ? Oct 16, 2020 22:26

google THIS

Last names A-M may trick or treat from 5-7, the rest from 7-9

All eggs and toilet paper must be sanitized under a UV light prior to application

# ? Oct 17, 2020 00:52

The Voice of Labor

a radio controlled car with a boxing glove mounted to a reciprocating piston for knocking on doors towing a candy bucket mounted to wheels. a photo of you wearing a costume taped to the windshield

# ? Oct 17, 2020 03:23

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

A pope in a hermetically sealed pope car, with a chute for receiving candy

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# ? Oct 17, 2020 03:28

FutonForensic

Chewbecca posted:

A pope in a hermetically sealed pope car, with a chute for receiving candy

imagining the pope's expression contorting from delight to horror as the downpour of candy does not stop

# ? Oct 17, 2020 03:33

vanisher

FutonForensic posted:

imagining the pope's expression contorting from delight to horror as the downpour of candy does not stop

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# ? Oct 17, 2020 03:35

vanisher

The Pope, trying to eat the candy faster than it's entering the Popemobile, the fear very clear in his expression

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# ? Oct 17, 2020 03:36

Chewbecca: Just chillin' : )

A clown that sprays water out of a flower on his lapel, but instead of water it's a strong antiseptic

# ? Oct 17, 2020 04:11

nut

I know this thread is a joke but y�all see the Calgary trick or treating tube hold on gimme a sec

# ? Oct 17, 2020 12:38

nut

https://twitter.com/meksmith/status/1313572824544677888?s=21

# ? Oct 17, 2020 12:39

Finger Prince

vanisher posted:

handing kids candy from inside the "spooky" glass wall with those rubber gloves attached meant for handling highly dangerous substances.

This is a pretty good idea actually. Wouldn't be too difficult either. Wear a lab coat and get some scary looking prop/busted test equipment racks to put in your foyer and dress it up like a lab.

# ? Oct 17, 2020 15:19