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BYOKS (Bring your own kraft singles). The father daughter dance will start at six PM so we can all be home by 9. Hope you all brought your tap shoes! The mods will be supervising to make sure everyone keeps 3 feet apart, gotta leave room for jesus!
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Oct 16, 2020 20:53
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im here, ive got the LSDs, now lets squeeze the cheese!!
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Oct 16, 2020 20:54
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20 Blunts posted:im here, ive got the LSDs, now lets squeeze the cheese!! Sir canned cheese is a product of the devil I am going to have to ask you to leave it outside the party and say ten hail jeffreys.
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Oct 16, 2020 20:56
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I'll bring the mustard
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Oct 16, 2020 20:56
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cnut posted:I'll bring the mustard woah this guys a real wild card. thats so spicy but its ok i have plenty of miracle whip to cut it with
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Oct 16, 2020 20:57
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Hi is this the orgy?
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Oct 16, 2020 20:59
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Bronze Fonz posted:Hi is this the orgy? only if you feed us mountain dew after midnight 
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Oct 16, 2020 20:59
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*pours jack daniels in the punch bowl while winking at kid in a super obvious fashion* * gets noticed by a parent and starts a rapidly escalation argument that turns into a fistfight* *ends with me being thrown out of the building, shouting "it was JOKE!" and "loving RIDICULOUS"* * Calls my son Turden to pick me up, yes it happened again DON'T GIVE ME LIP*
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Oct 16, 2020 21:15
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You can't host 2 parties at once!
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Oct 16, 2020 21:15
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i make tuna salad like the old days 2 cans of tunn in oil, drained big ole BLORP of mayo and stir squeeze out a goodly amount of mustard (no mustard water precum) I like relish in my tuna so i just use regular hotdog relish, another big spoon. stir it up and put on your Wonder Bread or just on white saltine crackers
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Oct 16, 2020 21:16
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A) I loving love bologna and B) I bet u ordered clown toppings for your clown pizza party for clowns
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Oct 16, 2020 21:17
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TheAardvark posted:A) I loving love bologna and IM CALLIN THE COPS AND THEN IM CALLIN CONGRESS clown!!!!
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Oct 16, 2020 21:20
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*awkwardly stands in corner*
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Oct 16, 2020 21:21
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20 Blunts posted:IM CALLIN THE COPS You tell em brother Blunt! I was all ready to stimulate the local economy and get all of GBS pizza but now we are eating olive loaf.
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Oct 16, 2020 21:23
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Sounds good OP, when do I add the ranch dressing to the bologna sandwich?
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Oct 16, 2020 21:24
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Anyway if you really wanna get wild at this party the mods allowed me to bring in some caffeinated Wal Mart off brand coca cola but you can only have one 3 ounce dixie cup.
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Oct 16, 2020 21:24
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:Sounds good OP, when do I add the ranch dressing to the bologna sandwich? We got plenty of ranch cups out for sippin and dippin dont u worry pal
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Oct 16, 2020 21:38
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the cops come in trying to shut us down for illegal partying (huge orgy, etc.) but then they look over and see this Cops:  Le Epic Me: oh that? That's our ranch fountain. and it'd be an honor for you guys to help yourself.  (me secretly knowing the ranch fountain will give them diahhrea and this will allow me to pwn the cops a bit: mwahahahaha)
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Oct 16, 2020 21:44
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ya lost me at "olive loaf" chief
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Oct 16, 2020 21:47
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:ya lost me at "olive loaf" chief Looks like someone won't be getting a promise ring then
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Oct 16, 2020 21:51
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I promise to not like Olive loaf for as long as I don't like olive loaf!
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