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Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


I gotta grab a six pack of beer with all the ring pulls removed





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I heard they only accept anvils as payment

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they sell gasoline but the only acceptable container is an empty casserole dish

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I'll take two of those actually. Here's 4 anvils. U can keep the change Chewb

City of Glompton



i need a bag of chips that has been smashed into absolute crumbs, and a diet coke from the fountain where the syrup has just started to run out




thank you vanisher and sk for the sigs!

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


can you get me a left handed screwdriver and 1,000 yards of flightline? you'll probably have to ask the clerk where to find them

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

Luvcow




i need some sliced cheese that's all stuck together so it just rips off in chunks when i try to make a sandwich, tia

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


you know when hand lotion gets dried up inside the nozzle and you get that crusty bit? can you get me a bottle thats all the crusty bit

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


need some some band-harms and extra-itch cream for my worst-aid kit

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


Just added a 'scratchy pen with low ink that cuts a hole in your paper as you're writing', to the list





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Doctor Dogballs posted:

need some some band-harms and extra-itch cream for my worst-aid kit

lmao

alnilam




Luvcow posted:

i need some sliced cheese that's all stuck together so it just rips off in chunks when i try to make a sandwich, tia



ty manifisto

Heather Papps


hello internet friend






i'm out of five hour extreme discomfort drink, could you grab me a third of one?

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vanisher/nut collab fall 2020 gratefulness edition

Macnult



if they have drinks at the deli i need one normal macchiato and one starbuck’s definition of a macchiato


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Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


speaking of the deli can you please get in a protracted argument with the person working the meat slicer over the definition of "shaved" vs "sliced so thin it's falling apart" while a line of customers builds up after you

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

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seniors buying lottery tickets must move to the head of the line. store policy



checks encouraged

blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."


lmao @ this thread


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

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Doctor Dogballs posted:

you know when hand lotion gets dried up inside the nozzle and you get that crusty bit? can you get me a bottle thats all the crusty bit

Oops! All Crud™

Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


When you buy a carton of eggs the shop attendant cracks them into your hand to carry home





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Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


Chewbecca posted:

When you buy a carton of eggs the shop attendant cracks them into your hand to carry home

lmao

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"The Bad Boy of Comics"

PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."


can you get me just, like, the most envelopes you can legally buy, then store them tightly in a humid environment such that the self-adhesive labels adhere to each other? thanks

Chewbecca posted:

When you buy a carton of eggs the shop attendant cracks them into your hand to carry home

Foolish Jack had to take whatever job he could after the divorce

Doctor Dogballs posted:

need some some band-harms and extra-itch cream for my worst-aid kit

lmao

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."


i'd like the impenitrible plastic casing around a MadKatz N64 Sidewinder controller, but without the controller? also if they have a cambric shirt made w/o seams or needlework. do you know where i put my sickle of leather?

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

google THIS



Grab me some pain reliever, don't care which kind, just make sure it looks like the pills can just pop through the foil backing but they can't and you have to tear along the perforations and find the corner to fold back and peel and it rips, narrowly missing the pill compartment, and you have to use your teeth and scissors and finally cry out in despair, and your tears of frustration dissolve the backing instantly as intended.

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."



Pick me up a quart/liter of milk that costs four times the grocery store price and is so far past the expiration date that it explodes on contact.

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Man I could really go for a beer.
...
Man, all these beers suck.

more falafel please

forums poster




yeah lemme get an improperly labeled taquito that's been rolling around in a dust bunny for 3 weeks



sig by prof. crocodile!

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Finger Prince posted:

Man I could really go for a beer.
...
Man, all these beers suck.

nah man there's a sixer of new belgium voodoo ranger imperial IPA for only $18.99

Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


You guys they have a special on dental floss available in convenient half-inch lengths, 2 for the price of 3!





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nah man there's a sixer of new belgium voodoo ranger imperial IPA for only $18.99

anvils that is

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Opening hours: 9:30am-11:30am, closed for lunch, then open 1:00pm to 4:45pm.

alnilam




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nah man there's a sixer of new belgium voodoo ranger imperial IPA for only $18.99

*tries to imagine being able to buy beer in a convenience store but is from pennsylvania*

Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


The carry bags are made from damp tissue paper





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Jinh



here's an anvil, can you pick me up a thing of nachos where the chips dissolve immediately into a paste-like consistency under the meat product and cheese sauce?


thanks so much cda for this cute fall sig <3 / Spoonthulhu Rises! by luvcow below

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Jinh posted:

here's an anvil, can you pick me up a thing of nachos where the chips dissolve immediately into a paste-like consistency under the meat product and cheese sauce?

he means pizza Combos ®

Evil Bob

"He is BOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile, everybody run!"



Hey will you grab me a carton of ice cream that has been in the freezer way too long and has gotten all filled with ice crystals?


Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

Cobalt-60

Over time, random factors add up. What is chaos in the moment becomes systemic over time and space. As data accumulates, a pattern emerges.



Buy me 1 aspirin.

Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


The attendant in the inconvenience store speaks in a register only dogs can hear





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I'm going to be burning the midnight oil tonight, grab me a neon colored can of indigestion and tachycardia

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




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I'm going to be burning the midnight oil tonight, grab me a neon colored can of indigestion and tachycardia

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Oh yeah I'm almost out of cola which has gone flat in a sealed bottle somehow, so please pick up a six pack for me.


and condoms...

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