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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

Back pocket for coats. My coat has side pockets and a breast pocket and a loving sleeve pocket but the back is a pocket desert. Put a big pocket there, big enough to transport a4 size documents. Really gently caress the briefcase industry.

What are your disruptive ideas?

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Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface


High vis vests sometimed have super big back pockets so you can put a clipboard back there. Its hilariously handy.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009


A solar panel phone charger you can attach to your cat

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

Telsa Cola posted:

High vis vests sometimed have super big back pockets so you can put a clipboard back there. Its hilariously handy.

gently caress.

But high visibility attire is completely separate from civilian clothing so i may still be rich

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?


Like Uber for dogs

DrowningInDreams
Mar 13, 2009

Dilettante lizard

Simulation for torturing people forever in.

I'm hoping by patenting it I can prevent anyone else from making it due to prohibitive licensing costs.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.



uber for my dick and balls

Chomp8645
Sep 1, 2006

Vvardenfell awaits.


DrowningInDreams posted:

Simulation for torturing people forever in.

I'm hoping by patenting it I can prevent anyone else from making it due to prohibitive licensing costs.

There's already a simulation that tortures people forever.


It's called League of Legends.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

DrowningInDreams posted:

Simulation for torturing people forever in.

I'm hoping by patenting it I can prevent anyone else from making it due to prohibitive licensing costs.

Oh ffs how did you miss the massive "NO TORTURE PATENTS" billboard at the door and the "Torture is not an idea" radio ads that we run every hour

No torture!

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

Seriously, ever since they started making those SAW films half the applications we get is for hosed up sadism machinery

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009


a testes torturing device

ButterSkeleton
Jan 19, 2020


Pain receptors you can attach to your hair

Inverted Icon
Apr 8, 2020


A tortuous device for testes

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009


Icochet posted:

Oh ffs how did you miss the massive "NO TORTURE PATENTS" billboard at the door and the "Torture is not an idea" radio ads that we run every hour

No torture!

I sigh as I slowly slip my proposed patent on 'GlaDOS Mocks You For Your Failings Erotic Hypnosis ASMR as a means to rehabilitate violent criminals' back into my briefcase.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~


Grimey Drawer

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

I sigh as I slowly slip my proposed patent on 'GlaDOS Mocks You For Your Failings Erotic Hypnosis ASMR as a means to rehabilitate violent criminals' back into my briefcase.

That briefcase of yours.. have you ever wondered if there was an easier way?

AuntBuck
Feb 22, 2003




Soap on a rope but with razors

the razors are made of soap

istewart
Apr 13, 2005
note: is not an Apple product

I'm sorry, is this where I go to register my screenplay for "Man-Yurt: The Living Domicile?"

landgrabber
Sep 12, 2015


a dick that doesn’t get hard, so you never embarrass yourself by having a boner in public

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



I for real had an idea I believed in so much I did some research and actually went to a meeting for people that want to get patents. I didn't have to pay anything. It seemed like such a massive pain in the rear end I never did anything with it. There were two guys giving lectures with slides and they met every few months and one of them was talking up one of Trump's sons because he supposedly is all for free patent law. I googled enough to learn that for just a couple thousand I could get a preliminary patent drawn up by some firm and then go around to toy/craft companies to see if anyone was interested in mass production, and get a cut. It was genuinely I think a good idea but I'm not going to talk about it though lol.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020



Oh poo poo for real I never thought about it until just now this second the idea is even better now because of coronavirus if it sticks around for a few years God drat it. It's an activity that you do by yourself ah poo poo

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun



Nap Ghost

dubcaps. they're hubcaps except with a nice subwoofer

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014



Icochet posted:

Back pocket for coats. My coat has side pockets and a breast pocket and a loving sleeve pocket but the back is a pocket desert. Put a big pocket there, big enough to transport a4 size documents. Really gently caress the briefcase industry.

What are your disruptive ideas?
ok so im a cyclist and our jerseys have three pockets in the back for holding food, clothing, and your phone keys and wallet while you ride a bike. this just seem like a good idea in general and yet i never see it elsewhere. maybe only in the "game pocket" in hunters jackets. the back pocket. free real estate.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun



Nap Ghost

board games and fine dining

combining ages-old tradition with cave-aged tradition

together at last

cheese and chess

CHEESSE

cheesse, the chess set made of cheese

never battle on an empty stomach

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009


A robot who will clean my house and also tell me that I'm smart and pretty and talented and worthwhile and, one of these days, things will turn around for me. They just gotta.

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004



Toilet Rascal

Icochet posted:

Oh ffs how did you miss the massive "NO TORTURE PATENTS" billboard at the door and the "Torture is not an idea" radio ads that we run every hour

No torture!

But that's the only thing misanthropes are good for!

Valko
Sep 17, 2015

FYAAAAAD!!!


The Risotto Maker!

About a decade ago I came up with an idea for a pot that stirs itself. People laughed at me and assumed I meant some sort of looney tunes device with a mechanical arm sticking out of the side of the pot with a spoon it it's hand. It wasn't that, I was thinking of something like adjustable fan blades on the underside of the lid - maybe with vents on the top of the lid if you were cooking something that doesn't need to be covered. Almost like an ice cream maker only suitable for putting on the hob.



You could have it battery powered, maybe - save on cables trailing across your stovetop. Or maybe there could be some way to have it steam powered since you are using a lot of heat anyway. Imagine making a risotto that you don't have to babysit. It would be great if there was someway to ovenproof this too.

Maybe with todays technoIogy we could take it further. I made beef jalfrezi a few days ago and I almost burnt it because I still haven't got to grips with my new oven. It was supposed to be in there for 2 hours to get the beef nice and tender. I took it out after an hour to check - I had to stick another half pint of water in it. Luckily it didn't burn but it very well could have.

There are too many other things to do when you are standing frying onions and garlic and watching so it doesn't brown (no such thing as browned garlic - browned garlic is burnt garlic.) You could be washing dishes or whatever.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002

FREE HONG KONG


Upset Trowel

Icochet posted:

Back pocket for coats. My coat has side pockets and a breast pocket and a loving sleeve pocket but the back is a pocket desert. Put a big pocket there, big enough to transport a4 size documents. Really gently caress the briefcase industry.

What are your disruptive ideas?

i got a coat with back pockets actually, you're too late on this one

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

Rise and shine, master leprechaun.





An inferometer for uncharged particle flux based on unstable elements suspended in heavy water kinda like a directional Geiger counter.


A cat that always lands on its rear end

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber


Clapping Larry

A watch for your dick that tells you when it's time to jerk off.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber


Clapping Larry

to clarify, you wear the watch on your dick, maybe around your balls.

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011


Blurry Gray Thing posted:

A robot who will clean my house and also tell me that I'm smart and pretty and talented and worthwhile and, one of these days, things will turn around for me. They just gotta.

This but it also does the dishes, makes meals, and is a moddable sexbot. I could have stopped at 'moddable sexbot' but my overachiever take ensures nobody else one-ups me.

Knot My President!
Jan 10, 2005




using neural net while browsing the internet to automatically filter out porn that focuses on feet

snergle
Aug 3, 2013


despite what seinfeld may have led you to believe there is no jerk store and seinfeld foolishly hasnt patented this idea. im filing the patent now. i plan to stock nothing but the finest jerked meats straight from the carribean.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009


Mozi posted:

dubcaps. they're hubcaps except with a nice subwoofer

i mean, i think some nice complimentary hubcaps would be better...



idk.....

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

Lowen SoDium posted:

A watch for your dick that tells you when it's time to jerk off.

*Whips out dick in public.*
"Ah, time to jerk off!"
*Jerks off.*

I like this invention.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009


BigBadSteve posted:

*Whips out dick in public.*
"Ah, time to jerk off!"
*Jerks off.*

I like this invention.

What if the watch says it's not?

Now you've got a dick in your hand, and everyone's expecting you to, but it's the wrong time. Talk about awkward.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

I thought it was time you had a new av so typed in random picture and this is what came up


An online communication location but dead and gay

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009


Colonel Cancer posted:

An online communication location but dead and gay

A twitter, but for lesbian vampires.

aegof
Mar 2, 2011



An implant that won't let you cum until you stop, stand up, raise your hands in the air and say "McDonalds!" Perfect for the premature and those unable to finish.

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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009


Flamin' hot flavored condoms.

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