|
Sex Skeleton posted:An app called "hoppr" which gives you the locations of all the rabbits in your vicinity and also uses an AI to come up with names for each of them. what sort of rabbit name generator you running on that bad boy? that an o'neal classic?
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2020 04:37
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 16, 2024 18:53 |
|
|
zedprime posted:Augmented reality, for finding the clitoris. This already exists, but it's expensive. Check out the Microsoft HoloLens.
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2020 04:41
|
|
|
TheAardvark posted:what sort of rabbit name generator you running on that bad boy? that an o'neal classic? It's a little thing I whipped up called "new ultra-o'neal." It takes all the upside of the o'neal classic and blends it with an algorithm out of eastern europe which doesn't have a name.
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2020 04:47
|
|
|
Sex Skeleton posted:It's a little thing I whipped up called "new ultra-o'neal." It takes all the upside of the o'neal classic and blends it with an algorithm out of eastern europe which doesn't have a name. ah. quick question,  THE NAME OF THE RABBIT???
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2020 04:51
|
|
|
TheAardvark posted:ah. quick question, Albert Einstein
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2020 05:18
|
|
|
TheAardvark posted:ah. quick question, Spriggen von Flufflewuff
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2020 05:46
|
|
|
a JNCO hoodie, the hood and sleeves are JNCO sized
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2020 07:13
|
|
|
Kickstarter ideas - Strictly Ball Room: A clothes fitting service just for men or male identifying people to adjust the crotch space in their pants for maximum comfort. Maybe they can do a call-out style thing if you’re having a bad night where they come out and measure you to see if tight trousers are causing you stress, or maybe a lack of tightness is affecting your game. Pita Parker: Someone orders a sandwich, and leaves it somewhere for others to find. Uber Eats meets Geocaching, maybe with a ‘help the homeless’ kind of angle to encourage socially conscious people to get involved. Washington: It’s AirBnB for your laundry (different from a regular laundromat, because apps). Drop a big load of dirty clothes off to a person who has a larger washing machine than you, and they'll hang it out and fold it for you to collect later. The people who make their laundries available are known as 'The Washington Representatives'. Homo Loan: Rent yourself out or hire someone to be the token gay at social events. They make up for your own shortcomings by being sassy and interesting for you. There is a Nando's Chicken style meter that ranges from 'hetero lemon' to 'extra spicy' depending on how bitchy and controversial you want them to behave. Black Lab: Animal Rescue meets Carpool Karaoke and maybe some regular Uber, but it's for artists who want to collaborate musically with different breeds of dog. I know that white people can be rappers, if you thought I was talking about people and not fur colour then you need to check your biases. Deaf Becomes You: A geeks-to-you service where an IT/Electronics guy adjusts the volume on all your devices to be dangerously loud. First Past the Post: People on their morning jog take your mail to the local post office for you. There’s an element of competition and fitness where only the person who delivers a certain amount of mail FIRST gets paid that day. TheMostFrench fucked around with this message at 08:07 on Oct 19, 2020 |
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2020 07:18
|
|
|
hakimashou posted:No problem That's pretty cool. But my pocket would be MASSIVE, spanning not only the lower back but all of the back. The primary opening would be at the top, but i may steal your coat's side opening idea as additional access points
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2020 07:19
|
|
|
Icochet posted:That's pretty cool. But my pocket would be MASSIVE, spanning not only the lower back but all of the back. The primary opening would be at the top, but i may steal your coat's side opening idea as additional access points Ya a big one for putting papers in or something would probably be new, these are for putting birds and poo poo in. If you sat down you'd gently caress up all your papers though.
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2020 07:23
|
|
|
A poison so deadly that a single drop in a towns water supply will kill every man, woman, and child that drinks from it that is so easy to made that even a child could be taught to produce enough to wipe out mankind 10 times over. Pfizer buys the patent for 20 million euros and the clock ticks ever nearer to midnight...
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2020 07:28
|
|
|
hakimashou posted:If you sat down you'd gently caress up all your papers though. Hmm. Maybe some kind of metal or carbon fibre frame, like in a camping tent, that you can lock into place if you carry anything fragile
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2020 07:51
|
|
|
TheAardvark posted:ah. quick question, BEST loving RABBIT EVER. ("Bestie" for short.)
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2020 12:48
|
|
|
an easy to handle pore irrigation system, much like a sebum lancet, with a built-in gyroscopic stabilizer for people who have hosed up motor skills; make it as easy as is humanly possible to purge yourself of your filth glands and their contents, no matter who you are or what varied type of malady has been inflicted upon you
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2020 13:19
|
|
|
A dick so big not even god can suck it. 
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2020 14:41
|
|
|
A jet engine that runs on the fear of the occupants. A chainsaw that turns the other way for people in the southern hemisphere. A table that follows you around the house.
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2020 14:53
|
|
|
a terminator style robot that was reprogrammed by john connor and sent back to our times for one solitary mission: non-stop sucking and loving
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2020 15:09
|
|
|
GABA ghoul posted:So, ok, you gonna have to buy out whoever is already holding the patent on it but my thing isn't just the smoking, there is more to it. You remember the crack epidemic and how big that was, right? It's like THAT, but for heroin instead of cocaine. That's my idea. The crack epidemic went absolutely viral in the 80s and everyone was making money left and right and you can repeat that for heroin. Profits will triple and scale exponentially. Like, I'm thinking there will be an app and that's where the main revenue will be coming from. Take, for example, the worldwide heroin market. It's something like $100 billion, right? Even if the app only takes 1% commission, that's $1 billion USD. That's huge. You put one billion in ETFs and even at a 4% return rate you could live of that. 4% of 1 billion is what? 40 million. Per year. You can't tell me that's not enough money to have a nice life for the rest of your life Now you're just describing fent and drug companies and Chinese laboratories already got that
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2020 15:12
|
|
|
A shirt you wear that can hug you if you tell it to on the app
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2020 15:13
|
|
|
A crystal that glows when you jack it with a bro. When charged it gives confidence in business, social situations, etc.
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2020 16:06
|
|
|
Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:
Those have existed basically since someone wanted to sell chainsaws in the Southern Hemisphere, not new.
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2020 23:29
|
|
|
A hyper allergenic cat called the dander lion
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2020 23:31
|
|
|
a silent audio book that you can read quietly in public spaces a reverse selfie camera for taking photos of objects that are in front of you and the camera
|
|
#
?
Oct 19, 2020 23:52
|
|
|
A Teflon™ coating for the scrotum.
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2020 01:32
|
|
|
Icochet posted:App for finding your parents isn't a bad idea. Getting separated from mom and dad in a crowded place is scary. Sure there are general geolocation solutions for this already but a big dedicated "WHERE THE HECK IS MOM??" button would be nice. "WHO THE HELL IS MY REAL DAD??" button would be a feature in the deluxe version We were gonna name the app "MOM!" but the venture capitalists insisted on "MM!"
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2020 02:02
|
|
|
I keep reading this thread title as File your parents
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2020 13:08
|
|
|
A dick that gets hard when you're horny
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2020 13:17
|
|
|
Phlegmish posted:I keep reading this thread title as File your parents A nail file so easy to use that a child could file their parent's nails
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2020 13:41
|
|
|
The Grandchild 3000. Do your parents want you to have kids? Are they obsessed with the idea of being grandparents? Then why not get the Grandchild 3000, the world's most advanced artificial child. Grandchild 3000 will allow your parents to do all the grandparent things, such as: Going to an amusement park but being too tired and achey to do anything, leaving the child to fend for themselves! Buying gifts that aren't actually anything your child wants! Complaining about the fact that you never take your child to church, why don't you go to church? They're praying for your soul, you know. Watching Fox News for hours and telling the child to "sit down and see how the real world is"! Feeding the kid something they are allergic to, in order to "test" if they're really allergic! All of this, without you actually having to bring a child into the current nightmare scenario we all "existence" or threatening a child with your parent's terrible grandparenting skills.
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2020 13:46
|
|
|
ikanreed posted:A dick that gets hard when you're horny This has already been invented Just ask your mom 
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2020 13:47
|
|
|
Phlegmish posted:This has already been invented My mom's dick hasn't worked since 1979 you jerk 
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2020 13:48
|
|
|
Phlegmish posted:This has already been invented i possess the original prototype
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2020 14:01
|
|
|
thathonkey posted:i possess the original prototype Yeah but in one of history's controversies your patent was denied due it being impossible to see :dick:Philip K. Dick was credited instead
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2020 14:02
|
|
|
The Or-gun Its a t-shirt gun, but for transplanting organs. Each liver or whatever gets put in a dissolvable case with dissolvable blades on the outside to make the first incision. Once the kidney or whatnot has breached the body, receptors keyed in to the attachments in the recipients body line up and connect all the parts that need to be connected (we can let the nerds figure this part out after the patent gets sorted). At the end a little capsule breaks open with nanites that eat up the old "lovely" kidney.
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2020 15:19
|
|
|
BigBadSteve posted:*Whips out dick in public.* Did you guys get Jeffrey Toobin to test this out?
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2020 18:41
|
|
|
a chicken, stuffed with a duck, stuffed with a turkey the chuckey!
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2020 18:44
|
|
|
SubnormalityStairs posted:Did you guys get Jeffrey Toobin to test this out? my patent is for a conference calling system that will automatically turn your camera off if you start jerking it during a meeting
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2020 19:00
|
|
|
That's the opposite of my patent, which starts a conference call the moment it detects anything sexual
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2020 19:15
|
|
|
Zoom/Teams/Skype -plugin that turns penises into maracas. Or maybe clipboards during office hours.
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2020 19:20
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 16, 2024 18:53 |
|
|
A type of bra that is for pigs with giant balls to support them properly
|
|
#
?
Oct 20, 2020 20:23
|
|
