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Icochet posted:Oh ffs how did you miss the massive "NO TORTURE PATENTS" billboard at the door and the "Torture is not an idea" radio ads that we run every hour I sigh as I slowly slip my proposed patent on 'GlaDOS Mocks You For Your Failings Erotic Hypnosis ASMR as a means to rehabilitate violent criminals' back into my briefcase.
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A robot who will clean my house and also tell me that I'm smart and pretty and talented and worthwhile and, one of these days, things will turn around for me. They just gotta.
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BigBadSteve posted:*Whips out dick in public.* What if the watch says it's not? Now you've got a dick in your hand, and everyone's expecting you to, but it's the wrong time. Talk about awkward.
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Colonel Cancer posted:An online communication location but dead and gay A twitter, but for lesbian vampires.
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Flamin' hot flavored condoms.
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Robots that will enslave humanity, but instead of looking like robots they look like really sexy elves.
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