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im a single tissue voter. voting trump to increase my load size
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Fetuses fetuses fetuses. Gotta protect those fetuses.
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Oct 19, 2020 00:10
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Make the price of a Costco hot dog and soft drink(w/Refill) combo legally protected under the constitution and you got my vote.
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Oct 19, 2020 02:16
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Bring back Little Ceaser's Bigfoot pizza.
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Oct 19, 2020 02:28
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I think bike lanes sound cool, but shouldn’t we really be installing separate bike roads with sports drink and granola bar vending machines with talking robot heads every 5 miles? 
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Oct 19, 2020 03:33
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Dear government I would like one ticket to thailand and enough money to rent a moto for a month.
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Oct 19, 2020 03:45
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numberoneposter posted:Dear government I would like one ticket to thailand and enough money to rent a moto for a month. that's only like 2k tops man. start a gofundme sayign that a liberal farted on you in public cos you were wearing a maga hat
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Oct 19, 2020 03:48
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numberoneposter posted:Dear government I would like one ticket to thailand and enough money to rent a moto for a month. due to budget cutbacks the best we can do is 2 days in Muncie, Indiana and a smartcar.
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Oct 19, 2020 03:48
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im a single issue voter, and which single issue is it, you ask? Well that's between me and the ballot and George Soros.
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Oct 19, 2020 03:54
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dedicated bike lanes are loving death traps OP i never use them especially the ones between parked cars and the sidewalk. gently caress that poo poo.
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Oct 19, 2020 03:58
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TheAardvark posted:listen boss, this is a very specific issue to pizza. try a canned mushroom pizza vs. a fresh mushroom pizza. it's like night and day. I didn't even realize I liked mushrooms until I had fresh mushroom on a pizza. Recently I ordered a pizza with mushroom and it was loving horrible, almost inedible, because the mushrooms were canned. All watery and gross. Ugh, now I want pizza 
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Oct 19, 2020 04:44
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I'm voting for the politician offering a Taco Stimulus program.
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Oct 19, 2020 06:28
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Hey, I heard Trump wants a border wall built and I'm totally down for that. (bong rip)
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Oct 19, 2020 07:39
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I am a 0-issue voter, I have absolutely no preference so I will vote whoever Bill Gates tell me, or just anyone really
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Oct 19, 2020 09:30
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im voting for any politician whose agenda includes getting cocaine back into coca cola
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Oct 19, 2020 09:57
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I just want a politician to play John William’s Imperial March whenever they go on a stage or before they speak. I don’t care about anything else.
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Oct 19, 2020 10:02
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Lol if you actually think any politician/candidate will deliver on more than one promise out of the hundreds they made during their campaign trail.
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Oct 19, 2020 10:18
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Jomo posted:Lol if you actually think any politician/candidate will deliver on more than one promise out of the hundreds they made during their campaign trail. No one is arguing that. Its just that the one they keep is very important to me
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Oct 19, 2020 15:51
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I'm voting for Reg Barclay. That guy has lots of issues
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Oct 19, 2020 15:54
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TheAardvark posted:im a single issue voter. my single issue is that canned mushrooms loving suck and any pizza place that uses them should be shot in to the sun on a rocket. same but cyclists cyclists are bad and deserve death (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Oct 19, 2020 16:04
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Please donate to my SuperPAC, that supports all of these goals, Americans For Culinary, Traditional, And Healthful Family Values In America, Also America You have my promise that at least 32% of payments will go towards the candidate and not to my lobbying (left) arm
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Oct 19, 2020 16:49
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Do we have talking robot heads? *covers mic* Can we make them *thumbs up, down, up* I know some really brilliant guys who can make the talking robot heads. I mean really smart people. Those will be the best, shiniest, talking robot heads on the planet. You will be a fully informed consumer 1/4 mile away from the vending machines. This country will be on the cutting edge of talking robot head vending machines. 
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Oct 19, 2020 17:10
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back before recreational weed was legal, my sister turned 21. my dad was like “hey that’s great now that you’re 21 you can buy weed” my dad smokes a lot make his dream come true
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Oct 19, 2020 17:15
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My single issue is that the main candiates kiss and suck each other off live on TV, until this promise is delivered I will withhold my vote.
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Oct 19, 2020 17:43
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Grevling posted:My single issue is that the main candiates kiss and suck each other off live on TV, until this promise is delivered I will withhold my vote. "Won't you just shut up," Biden says, as he shoves Trump's mouth onto his giant, throbbing dick. "This is so unpresidential," he moans.
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Oct 19, 2020 17:51
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My single issue is making me into the Ghost Rider, but on a Bicycle. But you can't just light my head on fire. I have to confirm it works on someone else, then you must kill that person so I can be the only Ghost Rider. It has to be a nice bike too, maybe carbon fiber or whatever. Also any kind of mushrooms are good on pizza as long as you cook it good.
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Oct 19, 2020 17:56
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Grevling posted:My single issue is that the main candiates kiss and suck each other off live on TV, until this promise is delivered I will withhold my vote. same but they also have to kiss and suck me off live on TV
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Oct 19, 2020 18:02
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I only vote for candidates that show they give the D next to their name. I want a candidate ready to drop dong at any moment.
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Oct 19, 2020 18:06
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I only vote for candidates that show they give the D next to their name. I want a candidate ready to drop dong at any moment. i hope to some day see SEN. J. DINGLEHEIMER | D - Maryland | 5.2" on my c-span chyron
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Oct 19, 2020 18:12
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i am stumping for senator schlong chode
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Oct 19, 2020 19:31
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I'm a single issue voter. I only vote for the person who I think would make a better United States president
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Oct 19, 2020 19:33
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Pick posted:I'm a single issue voter. I only vote for the person who I think would make a better United States president The downballot races must be a puzzler.
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Oct 19, 2020 19:36
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I only vote for candidates who gently caress not like "I've technically had sex with my wife of 25 years  "but candidates who gently caress
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Oct 19, 2020 19:45
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Jasus Christ posted:My single issue is making me into the Ghost Rider, but on a Bicycle. But you can't just light my head on fire. I have to confirm it works on someone else, then you must kill that person so I can be the only Ghost Rider. It has to be a nice bike too, maybe carbon fiber or whatever. you fool you cant kill ghost rider hes already dead its in the name! hes a ghost
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Oct 19, 2020 19:46
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I'm a single issue voter looking for love in all the wrong places. Just think of all the issues we'll be able to affect with two! votes!
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Oct 19, 2020 19:46
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Pick posted:I'm a single issue voter. I only vote for the person who I think would make a better United States president TY for your vote, citizen.
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Oct 19, 2020 19:47
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:I only vote for candidates who gently caress back in high school when billy's impeachment was going down, all I could think was that a single male president who leaned into being someone who FUCKS could clean up and probably get elected easily
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Oct 19, 2020 19:47
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Xenocides posted:The downballot races must be a puzzler. Which ice cream flavor to get is even worse!
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Oct 19, 2020 19:48
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ArbitraryC posted:Seems like an odd canned food to single out, if anything mushrooms should hold up well in the canning process as they're known for being incredibly forgiving in texture/substance regardless of how you cook them. When you overheat things meat gets too tough and most vegetables turn to mush but mushrooms will for the most part have the intended bite no matter what you do to them. Technically you are correct, but you're forgetting the dried mushroom here. 
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bundling mycology research grants into the nation-wide bikelane, and frankly if you don't like it, what are you gonna do? vote for the other guy? HAH!
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