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TheAardvark


-some glue
-a lady bug
-state secrets
-a marble for safe keeping


hmm.. can you help me out, BYOB?

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Heather Papps


hello internet friend






if you are me and also a child, maybe a coffee bean so you can smell it forever

https://giant.gfycat.com/DownrightTediousDinosaur.webm
vanisher/nut collab fall 2020 gratefulness edition

Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


An unpopped popcorn kernel





sigs by Professor Crocodile, luvcow and Khanstant.
Click on Spoonville for a neat surprise!

Prof. Crocodile



if you are john travolta in the 1970's: a rubber hose
if you are john travolta in the 1980's: cocaine
if you are john travolta in the 1990's: nicholas cage's cocaine
if you are john travolta in the 21st century: gravy, apparently


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

Manifisto





booger powered nanomachines

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




Air

TheAardvark


Putting your finger up their nose is the most intimate act you can do with a partner.

nut



8 skittles if you do it right remember to switch the colours in between it's lame to get two reds in a row on the way out

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

nut



you'll know if you did it wrong because they'll all come out red

https://i.imgur.com/nKtUXWf.mp4


god bless the dca, manu, loov, blaiser, and chooby

TheAardvark


-whole spaghetti
-whole wheat spaghetti
-gubbajub
-the concept of war

Macnult



neti pots are unpleasant but you get used to it


sig by prof. crocodile

GoutPatrol

Coal Jobs for the Coal God


Afrin

more falafel please

forums poster




- nose hair trimmer (not good but at least it's done)
-finger (I will never apologize)



sig by prof. crocodile!

Evil Bob

"He is BOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile, everybody run!"



Frozen Pees


Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

xcheopis




Practical: Flonase, now that I'm old and have developed allergies.
Edgy: Amphetamines
Humourous: Jelly beans
Religious: ButtTheShitMan's Farts
Eldritch Horror: The whisker of a kitten who is sniffing your face while you sleep

xcheopis fucked around with this message at 16:13 on Oct 19, 2020

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.




xcheopis posted:

Practical: Flonase, now that I'm old and have developed allergies.
Edgy: Amphetamines
Humourous: Jelly beans
Religious: ButtTheShitMan's Farts
Eldritch Horror: The whisker of a kitten who is sniffing your face while you sleep

Robot Made of Meat



My sister found out at an early age that gooseberries are NOT good for putting up your nose.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

prepuce repurposed

Hoenn ain't easy




nugs. cops hate this trick



sigs by cool guys Zurtilik® and Barking Gecko™

frump truck
this is my text



a ham sandwich

Evil Bob

"He is BOB, eager for fun. He wears a smile, everybody run!"



pizza smells good so you get a little closer and it smells better but you bet it would smell even better closer so you stick your face right up to it and you inhale Parmesan cheese and chili flakes


Something strange is happening in Spoonville...(click the Sig by Luvcow to find out)

Epic and Spooky Fall sig courtesy of nut

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD



nut posted:

8 skittles if you do it right remember to switch the colours in between it's lame to get two reds in a row on the way out



nut posted:

you'll know if you did it wrong because they'll all come out red

Dip Viscous



TheAardvark posted:

-a marble for safe keeping

this because then you can hold the other nostril and shoot the marble out and try to knock over plastic army men

TheAardvark


it's no coincidence that the nozzle on spray cheese is perfectly shaped to go up the ol nostril

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


frosty the blowman

----------------
"The Bad Boy of Comics"

google THIS



Your brain eating amoeba collection

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station


a smaller nose

----------------
"The Bad Boy of Comics"

A Bad King



other people's pens

Buschmaki


If you steam your face sometimes it will make your nose start running like CRAZY!

idiotsavant

i don't care!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpz67hBIJwg

Gluten Free Dad



a freshly plucked pube from your best friend's Bush

Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )


Frozen peas are very refreshing on a hot summer's day





sigs by Professor Crocodile, luvcow and Khanstant.
Click on Spoonville for a neat surprise!

Gluten Free Dad



lego but no pussy crap like an aerial or a single block. either put a lego Technic racing car up there or sit down and shut the hell up.

barnold

...but i didnt finish




tiddlywinks

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?


A crayon. It's just classic!

Splatmaster





The leftover propellant from a can of whipped cream


Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Buttchocks


both missile keys, but only after the launch code has been authenticated

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)



Heather Papps


hello internet friend






https://giant.gfycat.com/DownrightTediousDinosaur.webm
vanisher/nut collab fall 2020 gratefulness edition

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The Walrus Cancer


fake blood
hot sauce
real blood
dicks

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