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PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."

tiredo f my wife leaving her teabags in the gosh darn sink so they never dry out. gonna invent a whole philosophy about it. becoming an antifeminist because my hands smell like a London Fog. shes had it too good for too long IMHO

freakin sink of this drumpf felllow. bout ready to publically trounce him in a debate if his libidinous antics do not cease.

oh, mister donut man, you;re "out of doughnuts"??? really? well that's reasonable. it's 5PM, not really peak doughnutting hours. ill come back tomorrow, but mark my words, if you foist upon me another one of these dump truck rear end size sugar crystal having three berry blueberry muffins, so help me god i'll

(the sound of thirteen dads absolutely trashing a subaru due to a Sports Defeat)

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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.



I draw lines in the sand without rythm in order to avoid the worm

Splatmaster




It's me, I'm the Nazca Man. Me and my jetpack and my time machine. Makin' them lines back in time in the desert.

Crop circles are cute hobbies for wanna-be line makers

Macnult


wife leaves her tea bags in the sink and has the nerve to roasrt me lol,, i know how to make a plain cup of tea honey just take the bag out and slapo it against the sink a few times no spoon wasted


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Macnult


summoning a ghost helicopter by dragging my foot in a spiral while chanting "robert smithson"


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more falafel please

forums poster



not to be a "wife guy" but I thought my wife was the only one who put her teabags on the sink



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more falafel please

forums poster



look, I like monster factory too but I really don't think dogs should be able to vote. they just wouldn't have a good grasp of the non-stick related issues



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Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )

more falafel please posted:

not to be a "wife guy" but I thought my wife was the only one who put her teabags on the sink

Everyone look, everyone quick, come look at the "wife guy!" lol

what's a wife guy?

My line in the sand is, if you're mean to me I will only put up with it six, maybe seven times before I get really cross but do not do or say about it! Probably more if I think there's extenuating circumstances!

Do not push my limits!!





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PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."

playing beach volleyball? GOTTA have lines in the sand for that


more falafel please posted:

not to be a "wife guy" but I thought my wife was the only one who put her teabags on the sink

not on the sink, in the sink. so they absorb more gross dishwater and never dry out.

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

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Hoenn ain't easy



Chewbecca posted:

what's a wife guy?

some goons talk endlessly about their spouse and frankly it sucks. present company excluded



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P sure I just drew a deep line there heh

Doctor Dogballs

driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

i'm not sure my wife would appreciate what you're saying

----------------
"The Bad Boy of Comics"

City of Glompton





thank you vanisher and sk for the sigs!

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he'll yeah

How Wonderful!


I only have excellent ideas.

I'm a wife wife

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I'm a knife wife

starbucks hermit



looking for a spoon girlfriend to put used tea bags in my kitchen sink 1x/day

Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )

~my wife~





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Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )

Personally I think we need a wife guy subforum where all the wife guys can post about their wives in a safe and supportive environment, without fear of judgement or retribution





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SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Sorry hot ladies but I will not date or marry you! Not even a little! No matter how much you beg me!

SweetWillyRollbar

Would an advertising executive
Understand where the homeless live?
Would he know about the bubbles in his glass?
Would the bubbles in his glass
Understand what the man's golf cart is?
Do they know you can die frozen underneath an overpass?

Chewbecca posted:

Everyone look, everyone quick, come look at the "wife guy!" lol

what's a wife guy?

Behold: The Wife Guy

idiotsavant

i don't care!
taking the wife’s teabags out of the sink to carefully dry each of them, one at a time in my solar desiccator before gently layering them in the compost bucket

Prof. Crocodile


Chewbecca posted:

Personally I think we need a wife guy subforum where all the wife guys can post about their wives in a safe and supportive environment, without fear of judgement or retribution

but my wife hates when i post about her in wife threads!

that's right. i am a 'my wife doesn't like it when i post about my wife in wife threads guy'.


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

Prof. Crocodile




thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

Chewbecca

Just thrillin' : )

Everyone's wife should have an account

There should be a wife guy account drive





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Macnult



spelling byob in the sand, waiting for the tide to roll in beyond the dippy jetty


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Stoner Sloth



shocking live footage of byob being deleted!!



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PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."

idiotsavant posted:

taking the wife’s teabags out of the sink to carefully dry each of them, one at a time in my solar desiccator before gently layering them in the compost bucket

the bucket goes foul if too much water gets in it. :<

Chewbecca posted:

Everyone's wife should have an account

There should be a wife guy account drive

unrionically support this, a significant other/family poster dish session would be like helldump but funny.

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)


Why stop at lines when you could draw your full name after just a few beers.

more falafel please

forums poster



Finger Prince posted:

Why stop at lines when you could draw your full name after just a few beers.

lmao



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I've never been married but I just realized I'm a wife guy

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how do I meet a good Christian pokemon

Prof. Crocodile


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I've never been married but I just realized I'm a wife guy

same. i am an 'i don't have a wife guy'. where is the meme for us?


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!

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idk but all the byob wives are taken. I checked

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fun fact: none of them have knives

PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."

im drawing one line in the sand. im drawing a second line in the sand. now i'm hiding behind this bush with my patented Pirate Catching Net.

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)


PHIZ KALIFA posted:

im drawing one line in the sand. im drawing a second line in the sand. now i'm hiding behind this bush with my patented Pirate Catching Net.

I'm drawing a circle in the sand in the upper right corner. Your move.

Gluten Free Dad


ive had it up to "here" with kids dancing the macarena. it's 2020 for gods sake, and while i accept that the macarena was a global cultural milestone, i believe its time to give the breakdancing from the Its Like That video by famous rappers Run DMC a try

PHIZ KALIFA
ABS THUNDERSKULL.

element: thunderbolts.

steed: a thunderbolt.

slogan/motto: "gonna clap them cheeks like a Thunderskull."

Finger Prince posted:

I'm drawing a circle in the sand in the upper right corner. Your move.

:O :O :O :O i'm going adjacent to you, such that the X in the middle now threatens a checkmate

mods only know two things: eat hot grape and lie

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Finger Prince

"I think he's watching us..."

"No, it's just the Mountain Peeks."
(Source)


PHIZ KALIFA posted:

:O :O :O :O i'm going adjacent to you, such that the X in the middle now threatens a checkmate

I draw an O in the center square, putting you on the defensive.

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