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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


Looks like it's that time again.
For anyone that hasn't taken part in this before, here's the deal.
Sign up, send a gift, get a gift.
We've had some absolute slobberknockers before, including but not limited to 'the NZ nuclear panic', the Swasdicka, many, many Chowdown themed gifts, and a couple of actually really thoughtful and kind gifts too.
I've set up secretsatan2020@outlook.com for entries.
If you want in, fire an email to me with your name, address, whether you're willing to ship internationally, and any guidelines on what your satan should send you - booze? weed? food? Shirt size? etc
Then make a post in this thread as well in case I should miss your email.
This is honestly one of my favourite things to come out of GIP so let's top off 2020 with some actual goodness.

HAIL SATAN







LIST OF VICTIMS:
Two Finger
M_Gargantua
EBB
Wroughtirony
Ataxerxes
Elmags
pantslesswithwolves
FrozenVent
Laranzu
Time Crisis Actor
Monkeywash
Stinkypete
Godholio
Tiny
Geizkragen
Barcley
Big Dave
Pigsfeet on Rye
Arishtat
Hekk
Vincent Van Goatse
Cole
Kelvron/Brute Squad
Arc Light
Slim Pickens
Duzzy Funlop

Comrade Blyatlov fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Nov 7, 2020

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FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

Sup Iím down and I promise not to drop ship a bag of dicks this year.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMPIN' ON INTO THE POWER LINES




Exciting Lemon

I need to think up a phallic gift to take up the slack then.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


FrozenVent posted:

Sup I’m down and I promise not to drop ship .

Oddly specific

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Yes, but probably not a PCB this year. Spent all summer thinking and came up with nothing.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!



i want in and i will think of something good

Wroughtirony
May 14, 2007



I'm down. I've been thinking of ideas for months. I'm sorry I won't get my poo poo together in time for a SMDFTB needlepoint, but I've got some other good ideas...


e: I also have three cats, so stuff for them is cool.

Wroughtirony fucked around with this message at 02:08 on Nov 24, 2020

Ataxerxes
Dec 1, 2011

What is a soldier but a miserable pile of eaten cats and strange language?


I'm in.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!



i have bought some canvanses and paint and since:
a) cant have a weed
b) dont really drink

im gonna have my depravity and depression take over me in painting whatever abomination may form

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


Might wanna send me your details too there bud

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 27, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM


Sent you my details. Hope whoever my Satanee is likes crack because YOU'RE GETTING CRACK.

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!



I hope is rear end crack because I eat rear end.

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002


Hail 2020. May we have the secret satan this year deserves.


Details sent

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002


I sexually identify as a fat tinder girl,

Yeah lemme just clean my pannus first.

These candles smell amazing btw


I am once again in for this year

MonkeyWash
Jan 14, 2005
Donkey Rinse





Oh, why not, 2020 will be my first, but I'm in. This year has been terrible, a bag of dicks won't make it any worse. Hail SS-20 Satan

stinkypete
Nov 27, 2007
wow



My favorite time of the year Hail Secret Satan!

I am still playing the silent service Nintendo game I got last year so Secret Satan is pretty Rad.

Will ship international

No booze
shirt size 2x

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?


Booze ok, weed not ok, int'l ok, XL.

Let the games begin!

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!



Medium, No booze, no weed, i can ship internationally, also i have a dog

Tiny
Oct 26, 2003
My leg hurts....

Ok I guess this is the year I get in on this instead of just enjoying reading about it.

Am willing to ship internationally,† within reason.† Have 80 pound dog. Like strange booze. No weed.

3x shirt size at the moment,† shooting for 2x by jan 1.† Also, I haven't had a haircut or beard trim since quarantine started in march.† † †Use that information as you will.†

Geizkragen
Dec 29, 2006

Get that booze monkey off my back!

gently caress it why not.

No weed, medium. Will ship international.

No pets (family with really bad allergic reactions)

Geizkragen fucked around with this message at 02:26 on Oct 29, 2020

CMYK BLYAT!
Nov 7, 2011

tolko zhaesh, poshli ikh na X
ne umru ya, moi drug, nikogda!



FrozenVent posted:

Sup Iím down and I promise not to drop ship a bag of dicks this year.

what if im really hankering for a bag of dicks

Barcley
Jan 26, 2004

---



Soiled Meat

Weeds fine, no booze, large shirt size, no dog stuff but we do have a cat.

Will ship internationally

stinkypete
Nov 27, 2007
wow



CMYK BLYAT! posted:

what if im really hankering for a bag of dicks

If your my Secret Satan this year you will get the green Printed Weenie.

It wiggles!

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


I've updated the op with the list of victims according to emails I've received

If you think your name should be there but isn't please let me know

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country


I'M IN BABY

https://i.imgur.com/mWpP8p4.mp4

BigDave fucked around with this message at 12:17 on Oct 30, 2020

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


if i get one of my comics thread buddies you're getting so many comics

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof



I'm Pigsfeet on Rye, I'm down with shipping internationally as long as I can figure it out. I'm a guy, medium shirt size, no drugs or alcohol, please. I have a dog (Gulliver, he's in the Extreme Argle Bargle thread). I like good books, Tyrkisk Peber licorice candy, interesting foods (especially dried meats), cool coffee mugs, good coffee, etc.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi


Signing up again this year.

XLish - Maybe XXL if it runs small (Got fatter since I spent half the year immobile)

Booze is fine
Weed is not ok
I will ship anywhere

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.


Smellrose

After forgetting last year, I'm back in this and more satany than ever.

stinkypete
Nov 27, 2007
wow



The best part about shipping international is learning about custom laws and what you can and can not ship internationally from your country of origin. I was getting ready to send my Santee a can of an awful American pork product in a can. It was dollar store BBQ in a can and I tried it and it was awful as gently caress. My Santee missed something truly awful.

I love this time of Year,
Hail Santas Hail Santee's

stinkypete
Nov 27, 2007
wow



Yearly reminder Do not Mail, Ship or Send any illegal drugs or weed. In fact don't ship anything illegal we don't want anyone going to Jail or Prison over this. I would like to do this again next year because it is loving awesome.

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020



Iím in this year.

FrozenVent
May 1, 2009

The Boeing 737-200QC is the undisputed workhorse of the skies.

stinkypete posted:

The best part about shipping international is learning about custom laws and what you can and can not ship internationally from your country of origin. I was getting ready to send my Santee a can of an awful American pork product in a can. It was dollar store BBQ in a can and I tried it and it was awful as gently caress. My Santee missed something truly awful.

I love this time of Year,
Hail Santas Hail Santee's

Fun fact: in the past year, Canadian customs have gotten so lovely about dog treats and toys that BarkBox gave up on Canada.

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race






1st time participant, medium time poster.

guy, XXL or XLT for shirts (i'm a brute). Booze/Food ok, no weed though. No pets of my own. Not mil, just post and game with y'all. I'd prefer not to ship international, but can if it makes things easier. Never get a chance to read anymore, but do get to play in my tiny-rear end crafting shop sometimes. Mostly working in wood.

I dunno what else you might want to know, but I'm excited. This is gonna be fun on the bun.

Brute Squad fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Nov 7, 2020

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013




I'm almost afraid to register, because I don't think I'll ever beat my hall of fame contribution last year, but I'll still give it a shot.

TF, I'm emailing you my deets. As always, I can ship pretty much anywhere.

For the rest of you goons: if you draw my name out of the hat, I wear US size medium shirts and I'm down for booze but not for drugs. Creativity is great - and previous years have set an incredibly high bar - but please don't mail me anything that will make me forfeit my rental deposit.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010


We real cool. We
Left school. We

Lurk late. We
Strike straight. We

Sing sin. We
Thin gin. We

Jazz June. We
Die soon.


Signed up, Doppelfings

I'm gonna play it safe this year and not send IED-shaped things while taunting customs on the declaration.

Also, thanks for the extra title, mod of mein Heart

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


when do victims get assigned?

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007



Grimey Drawer

I'm in again. Booze yes, shirt size L. I'm open for most things but don't really smoke weed.

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020



Oh for me: no booze. Shirts usually a size medium, sometimes large.

Underwear size medium.

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


EBB posted:

when do victims get assigned?

I normally hand them out at the end of November

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