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stinkypete
Nov 27, 2007
wow



Hail Satan Hail Santa

I am printing up an oodle of things

This is the best time of the Year!

I Love you all except that one person who doesn't love me, Sike, I love you too! Vavavoom

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bengy81
May 8, 2010


If its not too late I'm in, I've found some interesting things, nothing nefarious, but should be fun!
I'm a big fat XL, and I'm down for any and all drug and alcohol related products.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


You are most welcome. I'll close registrations on say the 25th and aim to have names out end of month.

stinkypete
Nov 27, 2007
wow



If anyone is shipping international I can help read customs laws.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


Last day to sign up. Get your names in the hat

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?


Relayed.

And this year's mug has been ordered.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

Man-oh-man, Cowboy looks like a bag of leftovers from a V.F.W. barbecue. Of
course, I've got nothing against dead people. Why, some of my best friends are dead

I'm signing up (but not for me, for a friend that isn't on SA but wants to be involved and likes hanging out in the discord)

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


While they are of course welcome, half the fun is posting everything ITT. Buy them an account!

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

Man-oh-man, Cowboy looks like a bag of leftovers from a V.F.W. barbecue. Of
course, I've got nothing against dead people. Why, some of my best friends are dead

They're only forums curious at the moment. I'll be relaying all of the fun for the time being, though

eta: emailed you details, will include this in here for whoever gets lucky and draws "me" this year


forums curious friend posted:

I like weird, herbal snacks and drinks, and am enthusiastic about whales, the uglier the better.

Also, vegetarian, so don't bother with meats

UP THE BUM NO BABY fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Nov 24, 2020

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005



Email sent.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.


Smellrose

Did my email go through? I just want to make sure.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!


Oh, poo poo, almost forgot! Hail Santa.

Shirts medium, booze OK, weed not OK, can do international.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Did my email go through? I just want to make sure.

You're on the list, or was there a second email?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.


Smellrose

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

You're on the list, or was there a second email?

Nope, just the one.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


OK everyone, we're closed up here.
I'll aim to have names out to everyone in the next day or two.

stinkypete
Nov 27, 2007
wow



Let the fun Begin!

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


I'm at that time of year when I realise that I've forgotten how I did it last year and have to laboriously put together an exhell spreadsheet

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


I'd just like to plea again that I need all the information I ask for - as it happens there are enough definites for international shipping that it won't be an issue, but I only have a couple hours to spare and I don't have enough time to chase everyone who didn't specify whether they'd ship internationally. So if you didn't say, you're down as domestic only.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


OK - Done.
Emails have gone out to everyone.
Some have come with just a name - if that's the case I'm sorry, I spent two hours on this already and I'm not really in the mood to go digging through the forums trying to match up names to usernames.
There's a reason I ask for specific details!

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMPIN' ON INTO THE POWER LINES




Exciting Lemon

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

OK - Done.
Emails have gone out to everyone.
Some have come with just a name - if that's the case I'm sorry, I spent two hours on this already and I'm not really in the mood to go digging through the forums trying to match up names to usernames.
There's a reason I ask for specific details!

I put my username in the subject line

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


TORPEDOS 1 AND 2 AWAY

AWAITING IMPACT!!!

Time Crisis Actor
Apr 28, 2002


I sexually identify as a fat tinder girl,

Yeah lemme just clean my pannus first.

These candles smell amazing btw


I plan to send something tasteful to my Santee this year

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


Time Crisis Actor posted:

I plan to send something tasteful to my Santee this year

MODS?!?!?!

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013




Time Crisis Actor posted:

I plan to send something tasteful to my Santee this year

My "gift" will be twice as vile to compensate.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


Arc Light posted:

My "gift" will be twice as vile to compensate.

When I ran the RNG you got me again so I rejigged it, since the only way you could possibly top last year would be to send me a lump of hot cesium or something to check that the dosimeter is working

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

Man-oh-man, Cowboy looks like a bag of leftovers from a V.F.W. barbecue. Of
course, I've got nothing against dead people. Why, some of my best friends are dead

I've already heard some fun details of what "my" santee will be receiving

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof



Now I have to find a place that sells natural hair merkins.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


Please check and let me know if you don't have anything - I missed sending one person their name. I can't find any other errors but keep me posted!!!

bengy81
May 8, 2010


Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Now I have to find a place that sells natural hair merkins.

Welp, I learned a new word today...

As an aside, are any of you idiots into fishing?

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020



my gifts are on the way to my santee

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


GIFT HAS SHIPPED!!!

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

What, Me Worry?


Drop shipped. Probably coming in a few different boxes so if you feel like you're missing something, you are. No wrapping, Happy Festivus you ingrates.

Laranzu
Jan 18, 2002


My guy is very close. Would it be in poor taste to just show him my dick instead of sending dicks?

I don't think I've had enough mandatory training on this subject.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


It has never been tried before so... listen to your heart.

stinkypete
Nov 27, 2007
wow



My Secret Satan is going to receive a Meat Blast

I hope it is Tasty. My luck I just sent a Vegan a Meat Blast!

StinkyPete still Loves you all!

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 27, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM


Just received a mysterious gift- addressed to my dog. What could it be?



Oh, just a huge poster of Luca taking a poo poo amidst beautiful outdoor splendor, thatís all!

Arc Light
Sep 26, 2013





stinkypete
Nov 27, 2007
wow



double points if you hang that poo poo on the wall as is

Fake edit I guess you would be hanging a pretty picture of a dog on the wall that looks like it is taking a poo poo. I approve.


Keep the Secret Santa / Secret Satan pictures coming.


It's the most wonderful time of the YeEEEEAAARRR!

stinkypete fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Dec 4, 2020

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!


pantslesswithwolves posted:

Just received a mysterious gift- addressed to my dog. What could it be?



Oh, just a huge poster of Luca taking a poo poo amidst beautiful outdoor splendor, thatís all!
And we're already off to a good start

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers


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