HAIL SS-20 SATAN - Emails Sent - The Something Awful Forums

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Internet VFW > HAIL SS-20 SATAN - Emails Sent

Geizkragen: Dec 29, 2006; Get that booze monkey off my back!

gently caress it why not.

No weed, medium. Will ship international.

No pets (family with really bad allergic reactions)

Geizkragen fucked around with this message at 03:26 on Oct 29, 2020

# ¿ Oct 29, 2020 03:10

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 01:22

Geizkragen: Dec 29, 2006; Get that booze monkey off my back!

Somebody should be getting something Monday or Tuesday. According to my wife I'm the worst gift giver who ever lived so apologies in advance.

# ¿ Dec 10, 2020 22:37

Geizkragen: Dec 29, 2006; Get that booze monkey off my back!

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Hey Geizkragen, your package tracking info still hasn't updated state-side, and seeing as the status usually updates the second it hits inbound customs, I'm afraid it won't make it in time for Christmas
I'll let you know when the status updates

I'm excited but also a little scared. Appreciate the update

# ¿ Dec 25, 2020 18:49

Geizkragen: Dec 29, 2006; Get that booze monkey off my back!

I'm not 100% on this but I think those candles reveal a skeleton when burned.

# ¿ Dec 26, 2020 17:23

Geizkragen: Dec 29, 2006; Get that booze monkey off my back!

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Update:
Unless your tracking shows something else than I am seeing, the package is still in transit and hasn't entered inbound customs. Looks like due to Corona, I won't be able to file an inquiry until the package has been in transit for 42, not 30 days.

I'm starting to get worried that my package going to the airmail-dispocenter instead of Hamburg to go via ship may have been unintentional, and that Frankfurt was all "lol this wasn't supposed to go by plane, let's just have it sit here until it's routed to Hamburg for shipping".
Sorry about this lovely Corona shipping experience.

Well every day I run to the front window hoping that the truck I might have heard pulling away left me a gift. Like a child. So you're keeping me hopeful this year which is definitely a thing.

# ¿ Jan 16, 2021 03:34

Geizkragen: Dec 29, 2006; Get that booze monkey off my back!

Haven't received anything yet. Already working with Duzzy on where it went.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2021 12:18

Geizkragen: Dec 29, 2006; Get that booze monkey off my back!

Well unfortunately the challenges of international shipping may have been too great to overcome this year with COVID as I still haven't received my mystery box.

However

I did, in lieu of a present, get the best email I've gotten in a very, very long time. Here, translated from the original German:

quote:

Ladies and gentlemen,

As requested, I listed the contents and value of my shipment below.
A PDF file with graphical representations of the content can be found in the attachment.

Shipment content:
1. Glass bottle with wooden handle cork, 100ml
a. Number: 3 pieces
b. Brand: Guevo
c. Description: Glass bottle filled with homemade chili sauce
d. Value / piece:
e. Value, total:
f. Weight, total: 0.684kg
2. Wooden bottle opener in penis shape
a. Number: 1 piece
b. Brand: Unknown
c. Description: Wooden bottle opener... in the form of an average male penis (circumcised)
d. Value / piece:
e. Value, total:
f. Weight, total: 0.100kg

(No actual pictures of the cut bottle opener penis)

Thanks for the effort and amazingly funny email Duzzy.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2021 21:47

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ¿ Apr 19, 2024 01:22

Geizkragen: Dec 29, 2006; Get that booze monkey off my back!

Got a package today! Only took three months!

Great letter included in the package:

Spicy goods:

Fits in with the rest of the family:

Thanks for the hot sauces Duzzy. I had fun explaining this whole thing to my wife when she saw the bottle opener (geschnitten).

Geizkragen fucked around with this message at 19:53 on Mar 3, 2021

# ¿ Mar 3, 2021 17:54

The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Internet VFW > HAIL SS-20 SATAN - Emails Sent