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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Looks like it's that time again.
For anyone that hasn't taken part in this before, here's the deal.
Sign up, send a gift, get a gift.
We've had some absolute slobberknockers before, including but not limited to 'the NZ nuclear panic', the Swasdicka, many, many Chowdown themed gifts, and a couple of actually really thoughtful and kind gifts too.
I've set up secretsatan2020@outlook.com for entries.
If you want in, fire an email to me with your name, address, whether you're willing to ship internationally, and any guidelines on what your satan should send you - booze? weed? food? Shirt size? etc
Then make a post in this thread as well in case I should miss your email.
This is honestly one of my favourite things to come out of GIP so let's top off 2020 with some actual goodness.

HAIL SATAN







LIST OF VICTIMS:
Two Finger
M_Gargantua
EBB
Wroughtirony
Ataxerxes
Elmags
pantslesswithwolves
FrozenVent
Laranzu
Time Crisis Actor
Monkeywash
Stinkypete
Godholio
Tiny
Geizkragen
Barcley
Big Dave
Pigsfeet on Rye
Arishtat
Hekk
Vincent Van Goatse
Cole
Kelvron/Brute Squad
Arc Light
Slim Pickens
Duzzy Funlop

Comrade Blyatlov fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Nov 7, 2020

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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FrozenVent posted:

Sup I’m down and I promise not to drop ship .

Oddly specific

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Might wanna send me your details too there bud

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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I've updated the op with the list of victims according to emails I've received

If you think your name should be there but isn't please let me know

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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EBB posted:

when do victims get assigned?

I normally hand them out at the end of November

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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You are most welcome. I'll close registrations on say the 25th and aim to have names out end of month.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Last day to sign up. Get your names in the hat

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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While they are of course welcome, half the fun is posting everything ITT. Buy them an account!

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Did my email go through? I just want to make sure.

You're on the list, or was there a second email?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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OK everyone, we're closed up here.
I'll aim to have names out to everyone in the next day or two.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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I'm at that time of year when I realise that I've forgotten how I did it last year and have to laboriously put together an exhell spreadsheet

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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I'd just like to plea again that I need all the information I ask for - as it happens there are enough definites for international shipping that it won't be an issue, but I only have a couple hours to spare and I don't have enough time to chase everyone who didn't specify whether they'd ship internationally. So if you didn't say, you're down as domestic only.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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OK - Done.
Emails have gone out to everyone.
Some have come with just a name - if that's the case I'm sorry, I spent two hours on this already and I'm not really in the mood to go digging through the forums trying to match up names to usernames.
There's a reason I ask for specific details!

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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TORPEDOS 1 AND 2 AWAY

AWAITING IMPACT!!!

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Time Crisis Actor posted:

I plan to send something tasteful to my Santee this year

MODS?!?!?!

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Arc Light posted:

My "gift" will be twice as vile to compensate.

When I ran the RNG you got me again so I rejigged it, since the only way you could possibly top last year would be to send me a lump of hot cesium or something to check that the dosimeter is working

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Please check and let me know if you don't have anything - I missed sending one person their name. I can't find any other errors but keep me posted!!!

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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GIFT HAS SHIPPED!!!

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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It has never been tried before so... listen to your heart.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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:tipshat:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Laranzu posted:

drat. One of the things I ordered might be a PayPal shipping scam. I really wanted the thing.

A Christmas miracle!

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Is that a calendar of dogs taking a poo poo?

Because if so, GEE HOW ORIGINAL :smug:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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So I just got word from our resident German...

He's informed me that the gift he has sent is over the weight limit for *any* aircraft, and has instead elected to personally charter an entire container ship.

I have no idea what he's sending, but reliable sources indicate that the container ship will be set full ahead and will arrive on someone's lawn in a couple of weeks. Enjoy?

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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......no I'm not actually gonna ask where you found that.

Hail satan.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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When you're the goodest boy and you have a nice big beach romp...



You come home and find out that you get delicious pupcakes!



For a special occasion like this, Luca put on his best!





Thanks, Mr Nice!

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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I'm really enjoying the amount of happy-rear end dogs this year.

Comrade Blyatlov fucked around with this message at 00:16 on Dec 15, 2020

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Just send it in a separate box

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Mr. Nice! posted:

Speaking of separate boxes, the final part of your gift is coming from the USA so it may be a bit to get there. How did part #2 turn out?

I haven't seen part 2 yet, I'll report in when it turns up.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Helpfully dropped in the dirt behind my letterbox no less

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Holy poo poo i love it

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Thanks, man! I'll hold off on the image file for now, but I may take you up on it if I decide to go with some Vote Luca shirts.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Hey Mr Nice, could you please pass on to your sister that I'm really impressed with her tracing work?

She's managed to capture the way Luca looks at me perfectly - he has this blend of expectation and happiness, and his eyes are spot on.

Once again, fantastic gift and thank you so much.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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I still haven't gotten around to putting together a goodie box for pantslesswithwolves either

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Vincent Van Goatse posted:

The Kirk Johnson "Live, Laugh, Love" picture arrived today and I love it.

Well don't post it or anything

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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McNally posted:

I'm being told that goons were unable to properly personalize their Secret Santa gifts because their recipient's forum name wasn't included in the email they got.

lol good job twofing

I sent out the information I was given, and since I spent about 4 hours on it I wasn't going to spend more time trying to match up names to usernames.
Feel free to take over next time if you'd like to do better.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Which, by the way, i mentioned in the thread at the time. If you're trying to piss me off, you've succeeded.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Normally I would be chasing up stragglers at this point, but this year has been far from normal. I'll give it to the end of the month before I start looking into it.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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I mean don't post pics or anything

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Enjoy your box of covid

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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


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Hey everyone, we're approaching the end of January.

It's been a loving crazy year so I'm allowing a bit more flexibility than we have in the past.

If you haven't received anything yet, please make a post here and I'll try follow up on it.

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