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Yardbomb
Jul 11, 2011

What's with the eh... bretonnian dance, sir?

sirtommygunn posted:

spiraling into madness like calling Dell support is the ritual to summon an old god

Brand tech support really may as well be

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Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Grouchio posted:

WTYP also covered the Costa Concordia except they forgave the captain as a miserable alcoholic and spent more energy hissing at the Symphony of the Seas cruise ship they ironically inspired me to want to try out.

Schettino is a piece of poo poo who tried to downplay the disaster in real time and then once he realized the situation was rapidly deteriorating abandoned ship to save his own skin. However, these facts were also absolutely used by Carnival/Costa Cruises to scapegoat him as being singularly responsible for the entire disaster when deficiencies in staff training, emergency procedures, and mechanical defects with the ship's emergency generators all played huge roles as well. The cruise company is really fuckin' lucky Schettino visibly acted like a whimpering coward and resultingly became public enemy #1, because otherwise there would have been a much sharper focus on how they had not set up the ship or staff at all to deal with an actual emergency.

Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained
Hazel waybacks her way to old games anime fansites she grew up with

https://youtu.be/DcTaI_Xq5yY

drat, this brings me back to the days I went on a Maple Story fan-forum throughout my school days

Sankara
Jul 18, 2008


Solar Tornado posted:

Hazel waybacks her way to old games anime fansites she grew up with

https://youtu.be/DcTaI_Xq5yY

drat, this brings me back to the days I went on a Maple Story fan-forum throughout my school days

The internet was better when every website had the "under construction" Pikachu gif.

Queer Salutations
Aug 20, 2009

kind of a shitty wizard...

Sankara posted:

The internet was better when every website had the "under construction" Pikachu gif.

:emptyquote:

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Sydin posted:

Schettino is a piece of poo poo who tried to downplay the disaster in real time and then once he realized the situation was rapidly deteriorating abandoned ship to save his own skin. However, these facts were also absolutely used by Carnival/Costa Cruises to scapegoat him as being singularly responsible for the entire disaster when deficiencies in staff training, emergency procedures, and mechanical defects with the ship's emergency generators all played huge roles as well. The cruise company is really fuckin' lucky Schettino visibly acted like a whimpering coward and resultingly became public enemy #1, because otherwise there would have been a much sharper focus on how they had not set up the ship or staff at all to deal with an actual emergency.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9KBwqGxTI

Internet Historian's video on the disaster is much more comprehensive (and actually funny) and makes all of these points. It never would have happened but for Schettino being a dickhead and he did literally NOTHING to improve the situation from the moment he gave the order, but it really was a systemic failure of basically everyone under his charge precipitated by a failure of the corporate culture of Carnival Cruise in and of itself.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

nine-gear crow posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9KBwqGxTI

Internet Historian's video on the disaster is much more comprehensive (and actually funny) and makes all of these points. It never would have happened but for Schettino being a dickhead and he did literally NOTHING to improve the situation from the moment he gave the order, but it really was a systemic failure of basically everyone under his charge precipitated by a failure of the corporate culture of Carnival Cruise in and of itself.

the Q&A/Appendix video on the second channel is pretty good too because he goes more in-depth on certain things and also talks about how Schettino was basically kicked all the way under the bus after crawling half under it himself

Babysitter Super Sleuth
Apr 26, 2012

my posts are as bad the Current Releases review of Gone Girl

nine-gear crow posted:

It never would have happened but for Schettino being a dickhead

I mean that specific incident may not have happened but there absolutely would have been another cruise ship that got loving obliterated on rocks while doing a SBS at some point. Keep in mind, Schettino was 100% a creature born of Carnival's culture, a dipshit without qualifications who schmoozed with the right people in his career to get the rank of captain, and he's almost certainly not the only captain in their ranks that stupid and unqualified, just the one who made the news.

x1o
Aug 5, 2005

My focus is UNPARALLELED!

Babysitter Super Sleuth posted:

I mean that specific incident may not have happened but there absolutely would have been another cruise ship that got loving obliterated on rocks while doing a SBS at some point. Keep in mind, Schettino was 100% a creature born of Carnival's culture, a dipshit without qualifications who schmoozed with the right people in his career to get the rank of captain, and he's almost certainly not the only captain in their ranks that stupid and unqualified, just the one who made the news.

Someone who is a Navigation Officer in the Canadian Coast Guard "reacted" to Internet Historians video and they explained how Schettino got his position, and that he was totally qualified for it, but was a complete asshat and a lot of captains on the sea are exactly like that.

Part 1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cajUJX46aI

Part 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGUl52fHU9Y

Yardbomb
Jul 11, 2011

What's with the eh... bretonnian dance, sir?

I imagine there has to be a fairly high level of douchebag rear end in a top hat required to be a captain on cruise liners and that sort of thing.

Pigbuster
Sep 12, 2010

Fun Shoe

x1o posted:

Someone who is a Navigation Officer in the Canadian Coast Guard "reacted" to Internet Historians video and they explained how Schettino got his position, and that he was totally qualified for it, but was a complete asshat and a lot of captains on the sea are exactly like that.

Part 1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cajUJX46aI

Part 2:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGUl52fHU9Y

Internet Historian posted:

Hey Vince, cool channel and thank you for watching and for the kind praise!
Very interesting to hear perspective from someone in the industry!
We figured there'd be experienced professionals who would see this video -- and we have no maritime background whatsoever -- so we spent a lot of time learning as much as we could -- thrilled to hear we got so much right and can't wait to tell the guys in the office tomorrow about this video :)

(We might be starting on Suez in a couple of months. Lemme send you a DM -- it would get great to get your input.)

Oh hell yes.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

nine-gear crow posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qh9KBwqGxTI

Internet Historian's video on the disaster is much more comprehensive (and actually funny) and makes all of these points. It never would have happened but for Schettino being a dickhead and he did literally NOTHING to improve the situation from the moment he gave the order, but it really was a systemic failure of basically everyone under his charge precipitated by a failure of the corporate culture of Carnival Cruise in and of itself.

I had not watched either WTYP's or IH's vidoes on the subject, I just remember going way down the rabbit hole on the event a few years ago and it becoming quickly apparent that Schettino's (very real) ineptitude and cowardice were used heavily as a shield by the cruise company to paper over their own cost-cutting fuckups.

I'm watching the IH video now, I like how the 2nd Officer was the only one out of Captain/1st/2nd/3rd to avoid any legal punishment because he just flat out mutinied and told Schettino gently caress you, I'm ordering the engineering crew to safety before they drown or start a fire trying to keep the emergency generator manually going.

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



I've been in a weird place so I've been binging this charismatic spearfisher just butchering and eating the absolute gently caress out of all kinds of fish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hGV_SZVMaE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuMUkZojR1Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrJAmCkf2GQ

Ibblebibble
Nov 12, 2013

I always thought that crown of thorns were pretty much inedible and I'm glad that he confirmed it!

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Ghostlight posted:

I've been in a weird place so I've been binging this charismatic spearfisher just butchering and eating the absolute gently caress out of all kinds of fish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hGV_SZVMaE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuMUkZojR1Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrJAmCkf2GQ

He makes a One Piece reference in the first on as he's scaling the Opah, did you intentionally bring that one along since it fits in the thread so well?!

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



yes

Jamie Faith
Jan 13, 2020


*Aqua Man voice* My man!

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.
I have been watching videos on this Canadian pet groomer's youtube channel in my spare time the past few days. If you like seeing animals quietly or angrily suffering through baths and blow drying, it's pretty great:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuenPslh-P0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8Vi28KyAf0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pFMlGNXVmk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6WBYSmWTwc

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

Ghostlight posted:

I've been in a weird place so I've been binging this charismatic spearfisher just butchering and eating the absolute gently caress out of all kinds of fish.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4hGV_SZVMaE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UuMUkZojR1Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrJAmCkf2GQ


Nuns with Guns posted:

I have been watching videos on this Canadian pet groomer's youtube channel in my spare time the past few days. If you like seeing animals quietly or angrily suffering through baths and blow drying, it's pretty great:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fuenPslh-P0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8Vi28KyAf0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pFMlGNXVmk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6WBYSmWTwc



Ah yes, new youtube rabbit holes to hyperfixate on, welcome to the party. Come join 'hoof grooming videos', 'plumbing/drain unblocking videos', 'dermatology/ear wax removal videos' and of course 'an old man explaining magic tricks and historical magician's tools he collects'. Yes my mental state is fine why does everyone ask me that

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

I watched a reaction video to Atun-Shei Films' CHECKMATE LINCOLNITES on how good the Confederate commanders were from a guy who I think is a history teacher of some stripe (Vlogging Through History) and he started getting super squirrely when Andrew would go on about their character especially as it pertained to slavery (because about all of them had slaves) complaining how he didn't see how it affected them being or not good leaders of men. Very Marge Simpson "It's true, but they shouldn't say it." Then I checked out another video of Vlogging and, gasp, he described himself as right of center! :allears:

endocriminologist
May 17, 2021

SUFFERINGLOVER:press send + soul + earth lol
inncntsoul:ok

(inncntsoul has left the game)

ARCHON_MASTER:lol
MAMMON69:lol
I used to work dell support and I’m very sorry

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

endocriminologist posted:

I used to work dell support and I’m very sorry

I can only presume hell is no kinder to the devils.

Jordan7hm
Feb 17, 2011




Lipstick Apathy
This is my favorite weird YouTube channel.

https://youtu.be/8lZiwITdWLs

DrVenkman
Dec 28, 2005

I think he can hear you, Ray.

sexpig by night posted:

Ah yes, new youtube rabbit holes to hyperfixate on, welcome to the party. Come join 'hoof grooming videos', 'plumbing/drain unblocking videos', 'dermatology/ear wax removal videos' and of course 'an old man explaining magic tricks and historical magician's tools he collects'. Yes my mental state is fine why does everyone ask me that

I've watched way to much of that dude who just goes around unblocking culverts.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

I really like the guy who goes around humanely taking care of bees/wasps/etc hives for people.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

If you don't go into an Eyepatch Wolf video fully understanding that he's going to be A Bit Much about something that really isn't as big a deal as he insists it is and that that overenunciation of impact is part of the bit that's on you at this point

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

yeah shenmue 3 didn't actually drive him insane, it's just funny for a character to be driven to madness by something

Hel
Oct 9, 2012

Jokatgulm is tedium.
Jokatgulm is pain.
Jokatgulm is suffering.

I Before E posted:

If you don't go into an Eyepatch Wolf video fully understanding that he's going to be A Bit Much about something that really isn't as big a deal as he insists it is and that that overenunciation of impact is part of the bit that's on you at this point


The 7th Guest posted:

yeah shenmue 3 didn't actually drive him insane, it's just funny for a character to be driven to madness by something

So, his gimmick is actually doing Pewdiepie scarecam level over exaggerations but in a video essay format? That's his thing?

John Murdoch
May 19, 2009

I can tune a fish.

The 7th Guest posted:

yeah shenmue 3 didn't actually drive him insane, it's just funny for a character to be driven to madness by something

Bat Credit Card

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Hel posted:

So, his gimmick is actually doing Pewdiepie scarecam level over exaggerations but in a video essay format? That's his thing?
i don't think Pewdiepie does a lot of quiet irish murmuring in his videos, I think screaming and hanging out with Ben Shapiro is kind of his thing

Hel
Oct 9, 2012

Jokatgulm is tedium.
Jokatgulm is pain.
Jokatgulm is suffering.

The 7th Guest posted:

i don't think Pewdiepie does a lot of quiet irish murmuring in his videos, I think screaming and hanging out with Ben Shapiro is kind of his thing

Sure but he hits the same level of overreaction, treating every minor thing as if it was the end of the world, just switch the fake scares for despair.

Sankara
Jul 18, 2008


Yeah but "this game I've waited my whole life to play being so bad it made me realize I don't even like the previous games" is a subject that warrants some introspective existential dread. "I didn't press the 'More Details' button when I bought my computer" does not.

The 7th Guest
Dec 17, 2003

Sankara posted:

Yeah but "this game I've waited my whole life to play being so bad it made me realize I don't even like the previous games" is a subject that warrants some introspective existential dread. "I didn't press the 'More Details' button when I bought my computer" does not.
I agree, I just think the comparison to pewdiepie was loving buckwild

Alacron
Feb 15, 2007

-->Have tearful reunion with your son
-->Eh
Fun Shoe
We’re talking about the guy who brought the same level of existential dread to his Space Jam video here. Some of it may be genuine, but it’s clearly a bit.

StealthArcher
Jan 10, 2010




Alacron posted:

We’re talking about the guy who brought the same level of existential dread to his Space Jam video here. Some of it may be genuine, but it’s clearly a bit.

the space jam despair over michael being the greatest of the old ones was amazing though.

Farg
Nov 19, 2013
lol it's just a YouTube video

Shyrka
Feb 10, 2005

Small Boss likes to spin!
The Space Jam video was a work of art.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZY_nerCFJ0

Space Jam...good....?

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Space Jam divisive, apparently. I've got half my feed telling me it's great and half telling me it's garbage. It's also got a huge critic-audience score gap on RT.

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Takoluka
Jun 26, 2009

Don't look at me!



Sydin posted:

Space Jam divisive, apparently. I've got half my feed telling me it's great and half telling me it's garbage. It's also got a huge critic-audience score gap on RT.

The former half is just this video but with real people: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfJRm0WssOE

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