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Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010


Is jorp still married or is he dating his daughter, like that relationship seems creepy as hell

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Puppy Time
Mar 1, 2005



Mokinokaro posted:

For those not in the know, PM is basically a Canadian Breitbart. They love to use "independent journalists" like Andy Ngo and Tim Drool.

Man I didn't even know that I was just like, "Has 'millennial' in the URL, probably completely disregardable." Glad to know my instincts are on point!

Grimdude
Sep 24, 2006

It was a shame how he carried on


Do it ironically posted:

Is jorp still married or is he dating his daughter, like that relationship seems creepy as hell

You almost never hear about or see his wife, but yes he's apparently married according to Wikipedia.

Not wrong about this relationship with his daughter though, it's definitely giving off that same vibe you get from every conservative who clearly wants to bang his kid. It's also probably a marketing thing; his incel fanbase wants to see a pretty girl close to their age agree with them not some middle-aged woman who reminds them of their mom.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Finally...

Grimdude posted:

You almost never hear about or see his wife, but yes he's apparently married according to Wikipedia.

Not wrong about this relationship with his daughter though, it's definitely giving off that same vibe you get from every conservative who clearly wants to bang his kid. It's also probably a marketing thing; his incel fanbase wants to see a pretty girl close to their age agree with them not some middle-aged woman who reminds them of their mom.

It's basically the Trump - Ivanka relationship

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


Tarkus posted:

It's basically the Trump - Ivanka relationship

i've been saying for years that despite jorp's flowery, intellectual sounding language, the person he was always most similar to was trump

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

Official Forums Path of Exile Expert


Mr Interweb posted:

i've been saying for years that despite jorp's flowery, intellectual sounding language, the person he was always most similar to was trump

dont give the conservative party any ideas. i do not relish the idea of Prime Minister Peterson

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.




It hits closer home than you think. There's a super cringe video of jorp talking to Trump Jr. and Kimberly Guilfoyle on a backstage of some right-wing event and he's talking about how the radical left is obsessed with consent or some poo poo like that. Again, he's talking to Kimberly Guilfoyle there. It's funny how dumb this man obsessed with the importance of IQ is.

EDIT: here's the vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8_EY9WkV4A

It's even painful to watch him unload his tedious pseudo-intellectual monologue on people repeating 'shut up, just shut up, shut up' in their heads over and over.

Palpek fucked around with this message at 22:30 on Mar 21, 2021

commielingus
Jan 23, 2021

by Athanatos



lmao of course

big boi
Jun 11, 2007



Palpek posted:

It hits closer home than you think. There's a super cringe video of jorp talking to Trump Jr. and Kimberly Guilfoyle on a backstage of some right-wing event and he's talking about how the radical left is obsessed with consent or some poo poo like that. Again, he's talking to Kimberly Guilfoyle there. It's funny how dumb this man obsessed with the importance of IQ is.

EDIT: here's the vid
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8_EY9WkV4A

It's even painful to watch him unload his tedious pseudo-intellectual monologue on people repeating 'shut up, just shut up, shut up' in their heads over and over.

I tapped out after he said, basically, "Isn't it weird that despite being sex positive, radical leftists are anti-rape?"

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

STILL ANGRY ABOUT CHEESE


Mr Interweb posted:

i've been saying for years that despite jorp's flowery, intellectual sounding language, the person he was always most similar to was trump

Makes sense. Jorp is an idiot's idea of a clever person in the same way Trump is an idiot's idea of a good businessman.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019


isn't it weird that despite people generally being meat positive cannibalism isn't ok?? drat moralizing pricks

free armie hammer

Call Your Grandma
Jan 17, 2010



Palpek posted:

Regarding the latest interview with him I feel like it's incredibly irresponsible and dangerous for jorp to say poo poo like "I suspect, if you did the statistics properly, that medicine, independent of public health, kills more people than it saves". It's not even about "the left are the real fascists" garbage, he's doing a disservice to his own fans. I know that again and again he actually "doesn't mean anything by that" and "it just makes you think" but his audience is mainly comprised of men with some sort of mental health issues and maybe other medical issues as well and something like that may encourage them to refuse to treat their conditions. The guy gets addicted to benzos of his own accord and he's a clinician who should have known better but nah, now all medicine everywhere is bad, he's so hosed in the head.

He absolutely does mean what he's getting at there though. That clip is him trying to make reality fit his worldview and he clearly knows intuitively that what he's saying is bullshit but he's got such contempt for his interviewer, his audience, and himself that he can acknowledge his argument is full of poo poo but it doesn't matter because they all want to believe it. He was just smart enough to lie for a grift before, but he's all in on his own bullshit now.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006


Hes obviously a clever bloke to have the career he does (did?) so Im intrigued how much he knows it bollocks but just plays it up to make money. Presumably being an internet grifter is a lot more lucrative than legitimate high level academia.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019


I have a PhD in chaos dragons

Carlos Lantana
Oct 2, 2003

yiff me, senpai

Fun Shoe

Bape Culture posted:

Presumably being an internet grifter is a lot more lucrative than legitimate high level academia.
Also, high level academia hates his guts.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011





https://twitter.com/HTTP_Lovecraft/status/1374102997446311945?s=19

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011



half a second later, the gun has fallen to the floor and pulled him down with it as he feebly struggles and fails to shift his twitching hand from beneath its immense, immovable weight

as he lays on the floor, he cries, for once again those darned chaos dragons have pulled the football away at the last second

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007






god forgive me but i have to become the comatose me

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.



SatansOnion posted:

half a second later, the gun has fallen to the floor and pulled him down with it as he feebly struggles and fails to shift his twitching hand from beneath its immense, immovable weight

as he lays on the floor, he cries, for once again those darned chaos dragons have pulled the football away at the last second

Puts the gun in his mouth and pulls the trigger, but it turns out it's a squirt gun filled with apple cider and now he'll be unable to sleep for the next two weeks.

Fojar38
Sep 1, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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He looks like the Gman after someone hosed with the face sliders in Garry's Mod

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

In the cheery brightness of the 41st millennium there is only CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!



Why is this so funny

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.


Smellrose

Fojar38 posted:

He looks like the Gman after someone hosed with the face sliders in Garry's Mod

He sounds like him too.

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020
ASK ME ABOUT HOW INTERRACIAL RELATIONSHIPS ARE ACTUALLY MASTER/SLAVE RELATIONSHIPS


tfw the waitress asks if you want soup or salad with your steak

The Rabbi T. White
Jul 17, 2008






Fojar38 posted:

He looks like the Gman after someone hosed with the face sliders in Garry's Mod

Holy poo poo this is eerily accurate.

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!


Who What Now posted:

Why is this so funny

cause every moment of jorp's life is agony and he wishes he could end it all?

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.




E: Isn't this The Smoking Man from The X-Files?

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.




Fojar38 posted:

He looks like the Gman after someone hosed with the face sliders in Garry's Mod


Wark Say
Feb 22, 2013

WELCOME TO THE DUNGEON

m-mods?

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011





I'd never heard him actually recite his grandma pube dream vocally.

What a loving weirdo.


https://twitter.com/marcoamd2/status/1373438091311058949?s=19

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015




Joker makeup plz

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001




wait poo poo uh hang on

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"



a+ lip lining but that eyeliner needs serious work

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


Dreylad posted:



wait poo poo uh hang on

Was he auditioning for a Pink Flamingos remake or something?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

MTV




1redflag posted:

Was he auditioning for a Pink Flamingos remake or something?

He was getting ready to gently caress Me

1redflag
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!


First ya gotta put the lotion back in the basket

ashpanash
Apr 9, 2008

I can see when you are lying.



Now that he has makeup on, it's clear he's asking for some man at work to gently caress him

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix? We just don't know.



Buglord

Bape Culture posted:

He’s obviously a clever bloke to have the career he does

lmao

Palpek
Dec 27, 2008


Do you feel it, Zach?
My coffee warned me about it.




Dreylad posted:



wait poo poo uh hang on
Mikhaila's instagram sure is something











Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.




in a previous decade she'd be holding up a spork

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mojo1701a
Oct 8, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth



ashpanash posted:

Now that he has makeup on, it's clear he's asking for some man at work to gently caress him

I know he talked about government-provided girlfriends, I just didn't think he'd volunteer.

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