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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

vandalism posted:

I hope jordan peterson recovers and gets well. I wish everyone in this thread the best and I hope that you can purge the hatred from your heart and free your mind of this man some day.

:)

The guy who made a career after he catapulted into fame by ranting about how much he wanted to misgender trans people can suck peeshit.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Collapsing Farts posted:

I didn't read this thread, as per the Goon tradition,

So can someone please inform me why Jordan Peterson is a devil

His popularity came about because he whined about trans people being added to an already existing workplace harrasment bill that covered a host of other minorities. According to him this meant all the trans people are coming to destroy your jobs because you misgendered them once, instead of the reality where if you're a bullying piece of poo poo who deliberately and consistently misgender a trans coworker you deserve to lose your job like any other workplace bully.

He sells generic self-help garbage in an alt-right wrapper. Typical Tony Robbins poo poo but with a heaping of "This means you additionally shouldn't care about or do anything progressive." He purports to care about "rationality" and "logic" but like most people who push that inane self-aggrandizing bullshit it just means he ignores the medical and scientific consensus on trans people and thinks people should instead force the government and society to be beholden to their middleschool health class comprehension of human reproductive bio while ignoring every single shred of evidence that proves them wrong.

He complains about "PC culture" and other such dogwhistles like "cultural Marxism" because like most bigots he believes freedom of speech that degrades minorities is more important than the rights of those minorities to speak out or be protected in society.

Essentially he provided the alt-right with a clear blueprint on how to make intellectual laziness and stagnant mental development seem "smart."

He is typical anti-academia despite being a professor, he whines about universities being breeding grounds for "radical leftist thought" despite the fact that they're bland liberalism at most, while his disciples regularly ignore the irony that this foppish, intellectually round-about knob with questionable ability to articulate his superficial beliefs is the epitome of the vacuous meandering academic preening they hate so much.

He's pulled the "minorities are plagued by an attitude of victimhood" card which as we all know is just thinly veiled bigotry essentially labeling oppressed people whiners and crybabies for daring to speak out, even though speaking out, performing activism, and attempting to politically alter oppressive systems is the opposite of laziness. Basically just believing that if he whines about how oppressed white people are it's a just cause, but when anyone else does it, it's a "victimhood complex."

In the meantime he sells his generic self-help drivel that contradicts virtually everything he says or how he lives his life because it asserts typical right-wing self-sustainability and conformist self-responsibility, despite being written by a drug addicted moron who eats like a loving eight year old who hates vegetables and lives in filth.

He claims women have not been oppressed throughout history, believes that Islamophobia is a "fascist" phrase (who the gently caress even knows where he got that from), consistently denies the reality of arbitrary gender roles and the gender/sex dichotomy (which again, is him disagreeing with experts in fields he has zero experience or education in), and last but not least all of this is motivated by his milksop, weak-rear end Christian bent which is the true source of his beliefs. His intellectual posturing and nonstop incompetent "debates" are essentially nothing but a man who used his academic experience and knowledge of rhetoric to purport that his mediocre right wing ideals are actually born of an understanding of "reality," birthed from practicality and science, rather than the fact that he's just a boring rear end typical religious bigot who learned how to exploit complete and total gullible idiots like Mnoba into thinking their utterly facile moral cowardice and total social uselessness is somehow a strength.

He's nothing but a figurehead who exists to provide the illusion to alt-right simpletons that their brainless beliefs they've likely held the majority of their lives were gained from careful consideration of the world, versus the reality where right-wing people are basically infants with extremely lacking theory of mind and a total, blithering incomprehension of the complexity of human nature and social structures.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Slotducks posted:

never forget when jim loving jefferies of all people circle logic'd jordy peeps into admitting he's wrong in like 40 seconds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdvS2Re21Og

Lol there are people literally in the comments insisting he didn't get owned.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Slotducks posted:

It's literally the only time I've ever seen him outright admit that he was wrong about something. Everything else I've ever seen him do he dances around it and somehow finds something to avoid admitting he's wrong.

It's because that time it was so blunt and utterly incisive that he had no defense for it. You'd better believe that if, as he normally does, he had some kind of useless excuse for it, he would have employed it immediately.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Jordan Touched My Peterson

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Jordan Peterson died.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Did you not see the video in this thread where he supports race essentialism and additionally spews anti-scientific bigotry about trans people or is that peachy with you.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

It always goes there because that's entirely what his current public identity is based around and what he spent the majority of his time advocating. If you can't handle that then don't publicly say you support a piece of poo poo?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Jordan Peterson crapped and farted himself and I laughed at him and there's nothing forums user BillyBlanks can do about it.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Oriental Hugs posted:

How did they feed him steaks when he was in a coma.
You know how they have those cows with the big holes in their stomachs so vet students can look inside their guts well they just dropped some meat into Jordan's gut cavern and it would sizzle up and turn into a mush.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Jordan Peterson framed Timothy McVeigh.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Jordan Peterson masturbated as a lobster screamed in boiling water.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

BillyBlanks posted:

Believe all of what ? That the forums are full of absolute weak stock that follows the wind when it comes to social issues? That just because spouting bullshit you half believe about supporting LGBT rights or whatever while doing nothing in the actual physical world about it isn't a virtue but rather evidence that you have no virtue, much less a spine ?

And also I've never choked while deepthroating a corndog because I practice all the time.

Lol how do you even know anything about who has done what? I'm part of the LGBTQ community and have spent large chunks of my time doing charity work and activism.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Jordan Peterson drove his car into my gaping rear end thinking it was a public garage but the joke was on him as soon as I clenched my anus shut, trapping him inside. I got to enjoy the sensation of his fists beating against my rectum walls as his muffled wailing demanded to be let out of this anal prison.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

BillyBlanks posted:

If only you people had the presence of mind to realize that this is what results in not agreeing with the prevailing attitude. Like I could have said oh I actually like JBP and people challenge me about it like adults and have a reasonable discussion, but you're all so rabid about being as cunty as possible to opposing views because all your little websites with their little articles told you JBP IS A BAD MAN so you have to shout down any opinion to the contrary. You just want brownie points for doing what they told you.

For dozens of posts now you have dodged the question that myself and other goons have demanded you answer; I will repeat it again: Why, on the date of your registration on October 4th, 2020, did you suck the everloving poo poo out of my cock with a Shop-Vac attachment?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

It is with great sadness that I announce to you that Jordan Peterson has died and his spirit has left his body to travel across the astral plane and merge with my very own spirit; we have now become one and attained perfect spiritual balance as an enlightened centrist.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

We've reached the "my middle-school sex ed class level knowledge trumps all the experts" point of the debate.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

BillyBlanks posted:

It just doesn't confront any of the things I believe. Intersex people exist. Ok. 1999 out of 2000 people are either male or female.

The base dichotomy is reductionist because it doesn't account for non-standard sexual markers and dimorphic traits that alter substantially based on countless hormonal and genetic factors, and those are things that vary wildly on every individual basis.

Of course me telling you this or why it can be medically important (you can't just treat someone as a male if their biology isn't 100% to the standard of what constitutes a stereotypical male physiology) is useless because you literally will never bother evolving out of your brainless gradeschool comprehension of human reproductive bio because it would undercut your constant attempts to look intellectually superior by quoting the most base presumptions about incredibly complex subjects, like a grown man trying to say "E equals MC squared" in a room full of mathematicians with doctorates while expecting them to applaud you for your puerile regurgitation of some poo poo you half-assed while you were scrabbling at your cock during highschool physics.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

BillyBlanks posted:

As with many animals, there are males and females as we are a sexually dimorphic species, put away your thesaurus and stop trying to act smarter than you are.

I'm not trying to act like poo poo, I'm just compelled to point out how you tediously saying the same basic poo poo over and over does literally nothing to negate what human repro specialists and endocrinologists have to say on the matter.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Jordan Peterson's feet are clammy and cold and feel great on your erection.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

its all nice on rice posted:

Haven't scientists been saying, for a while now, that sex isn't binary, and it's a broad spectrum? Outside of that, why are people so offended by the idea? What's wrong with acknowledging that things we thought we knew about the human body were wrong, then continuing to increase our knowledge?

Because there are people who literally cannot conceive of those developments as being anything other than a liberal conspiracy to attempt to pseudo-scientifically validate trans people since, as usual, it's right wing morons who cannot help but make any scientific advancement that doesn't suit their beliefs a politically biased attack on them.

There's a reason why some of the books the Nazis burned first were based on sexology and gender sociology.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

"I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU EMASCULATING ME" Jordan Peterson screamed as he desperately loaded a shotgun with shaking hands, leveling the weapon at my rear end twerking a foot away from his sweating face.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Heath posted:

There was a whole institute developed to sex and gender studies in Germany that was one of the earliest targets. Wish I could remember the name of it. It's up there with the Library of Alexandria getting burned down in terms of knowledge tragedies in history

Was literally something like The Institute of Sexology in German.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Jordan Peterson is survived by a large pile of poo poo left simmering in his clogged toilet. He has willed his estate to it.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Weka posted:

Little Swamp Baby Booger sits at the keyboard, crafting another well thought out take down of Jordan Peterson. A single bead of sweat forms on their forehead, a twitch springs into being on their lip.
"I WAS hosed BY A LOBSTER!"


Good news, it's out and it's free.

https://www.skepticalscience.com/Debunking-Handbook-now-freely-available-download.html

Loving your posts in this thread btw.

Jordan Peterson hosed me!!

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Jordan Peterson's roaring car obliterates the side of my living room as I scream in fear. Peterson jumps out the wrecked vehicle with blood streaming around his wild eyes, he pulls out a pistol and points it at my chest "ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH MY DAUGHTER?" he screeches.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


An insane anti-semite versus a bigot who has to deal with another, more obvious bigot?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

DrowningInDreams posted:

I AM THE DRAGON OF CHAOS

Hell yea brother

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

We've posted hard examples of each of those multiple times across the thread this poo poo is just boring now.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Posts that this thread doesn't need: Please tell me again for the 5 millionth time why this blatantly terrible person is bad while I post extremely vague deflections to justify why he's not actually that bad.

Posts that this thread needs: What u would do with Jordan Peterson if he was willing to suck the poo poo out of your clammy toes.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Jordan Peterson used his psychological powers to convince me I am his father and now I scold him for not cleaning up his room but end up having to do it myself.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

huh posted:

Exactly! I'm not! And neither is anyone else on this thread (probably). But this guy is being crucified when everyone is ignorant on most of his work.


You know Peterson's position. You know the arguments for/against. I agree with his opinion on compelled speech.

A workplace harrasment bill is not "compelled speech" unless you believe people should be able to follow trans coworkers around deliberately misgendering them and harassing them for their identity.

There are countless bills and laws like this peppered throughout both the Canadian and US legal system. There is no reason whatsoever for this sudden addition to a PRE-EXISTING (I emphasize this greatly) bill that he had no problem with UNTIL they added trans people to the docket.

He doesn't care about free speech, he only cares about it if it affects his ability to enforce his bigoted beliefs on the people directly around him.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

This poo poo is boring and tedious, every handful of pages there will be another one who will just stonewall you while you give tangible proof of Jordan Peterson quoting eugenicists.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Jordfam Swaggerson

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Jordan Peterson pressing the enter key on his keyboard as he activates POST on Facebook after studiously searching for the "SWAG IS FOR BOYS, CLASS IS FOR MEN" image.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Jordan Peterson managing the impossible by accidentally hitting his head on his own head in front of a stunned live audience.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

That night Jordan Peterson and all his friends ate their placemats, just as they were almost finished the waiter walked up with concern and asked "Are you guys ready to order your meals?"

Jordan looked up, "No thank you," he said, "we are full."

They left without paying and offered no tip.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Jordan Peterson stuck in his car because he locked his keys out but he doesn't know how to work the child safety locks.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Jordan Peterson sucking on a dishrag

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Jordan Peterson eating yogurt out of a slipper

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