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frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

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By popular demand posted:

I never wanted the question 'what would happen if a spergy misogynistic goon went bad' answered.

Pity he was into subs and not rocketry as he'd probably have blown up long before the opportunity to have a reporter come on board presented itself.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87Fc_4933TI&t=6s

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Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




If only he hadn't survived

frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

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Phlegmish posted:

If only he hadn't survived

He actually blacked out during that ride. Maybe it broke his brain.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

gonna test the first rocket powered foot up his rear end

Snackula
Aug 1, 2013

hedgefund wizard

Phlegmish posted:

You laugh but Marc Dutroux, notorious Belgian Walloon child murderer, gets quite a few love letters as well

lol except instead of laughing I went gently caress and had to get up and pace around the room for a bit.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
According to a side article in the link in the OP, Mr. Madsen was married in prison to a woman on the outside. She, also, does not seem like a well person from her bio.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I hope they throw him under the jail!

*his ears prick up*

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Colonel Cancer posted:

I await the first space rocket murderer with anticipation. And no those shuttle qc guys don't count, it's gotta be a real one, in space!

This will literally happen on a corporate level. A space joyride company will cut costs by under engineering or skimping on safety features. Then all passengers on a spaceflight will die. This will keep happening periodically.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

By popular demand posted:

I never wanted the question 'what would happen if a spergy misogynistic goon went bad' answered.

The goon worked with the sub guy on some of his projects, he was not the murderer.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I don't think he was dissing frumpykvetchbot, just saying that Peter BADsen is a goon.

But that's an unfair comparison, (male) goons don't get attention from women

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
I heard he only had a ps3 and wanted a ps4

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



He actually has a PS5 but they gave gim a suboptimal controller

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

BigBadSteve posted:

This will literally happen on a corporate level. A space joyride company will cut costs by under engineering or skimping on safety features. Then all passengers on a spaceflight will die. This will keep happening periodically.

Yeah that's not interesting though, I want full on space madness axe murder in space.

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

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Der Shovel posted:

They can't be too hard to escape from, considering this moron managed it.

from the bbc article:

quote:

Denmark's problem with jailbreaks

The number of jailbreaks in Denmark is relatively high, from closed as well as open prisons.

Last November an organised crime figure escaped from a hospital's psychiatric ward in the town of Slagelse after guns were smuggled in inside a cake box.

Other reported jailbreaks over the last 5 years have included prisoners painting a large hole on the prison walls then walking through it, and a mass escape from the Smorgaborg Prison when a dozen prisoners launched themselves to freedom with an extra-large Acme spring.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Colonel Cancer posted:

Yeah that's not interesting though, I want full on space madness axe murder in space.

Lima
Jun 17, 2012

Klyith posted:

from the bbc article:

A little prison escape, as a treat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC1RPMQ9DZk

This happened in 1995.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I'm going to murder Peter Madsen in an open field and then claim an anvil fell on him, in an unfortunate accident.

Note to mods: I will not actually do this.

Note to fellow goons: PM me if you want in on my murder gang

bolind
Jun 19, 2005



Pillbug
It's kinda funny, this escape attempt only cements the fact that he's going to be locked up for a very long time.

Only in Murder Madsen's brain is this a good idea. Not a single person in the country does not know his face, and his escape was noticed from the start, and the local police HQ is literally the neighbor of the prison. But yeah, this was the guy that thought he could talk his way out of cutting a journalist into six pieces.

If anything good comes from this, it's that he'll be locked up more and longer for this.

My thoughts go out to the poor hostage and the van driver. I hope they get the help they need.

frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

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bolind posted:

If anything good comes from this, it's that he'll be locked up more and longer for this.

That seems to be the prevailing opinion from the prison system experts; that Peter is going to be transferred to another and more secure prison for harder criminals.

The "Herstedvester" institution he fled from is relatively secure with a four meter tall fortified perimeter wall, but generally it's a quiet and unexciting prison with little internal violence between inmates. It is known as the bin containing the worst perverts and deplorables. People who have hurt women and children, the bottom rung in the pecking order in the prison population with few friends on the outside.

So incarcerated criminals of this rank voluntarily seek transfer to Herstedvester because they're mercilessly bullied as members of genpop elsewhere and none of them have any moral edge over anybody else. Peter was previously transferred to this institution for precisely this reason; he is very recognisable and everybody knows what he did. He was assaulted in the high security Storstøm Prison, the genpop of which is considered much "harder" - career gang members and such. He is likely to now be transferred back to there. And he won't be able to fiddle with model making and arts & crafts anymore.

bolind posted:

My thoughts go out to the poor hostage and the van driver. I hope they get the help they need.

A Sometimes Food posted:

Did that tall guy at 24 seconds (after the "YEEEAH!" guy) just say "morning" or something else in Danish?

To me it sounded more like "kom nu væk", meaning "hurry, get away".

frumpykvetchbot fucked around with this message at 12:52 on Oct 21, 2020

A Sometimes Food
Dec 8, 2010

Lima posted:

A little prison escape, as a treat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC1RPMQ9DZk

This happened in 1995.

Did that tall guy at 24 seconds (after the "YEEEAH!" guy) just say "morning" or something else in Danish?

The idea of a pack of escaping prisoners running past and one just saying a clipped "morning" like an old guy on a jog is great so I hope it's the former.

Lima
Jun 17, 2012

A Sometimes Food posted:

Did that tall guy at 24 seconds (after the "YEEEAH!" guy) just say "morning" or something else in Danish?

The idea of a pack of escaping prisoners running past and one just saying a clipped "morning" like an old guy on a jog is great so I hope it's the former.

I think he says something like Go Away (gå væk) but it's hard to hear. It sounds like he isn't used to running :v:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Colonel Cancer posted:

I await the first space rocket murderer with anticipation. And no those shuttle qc guys don't count, it's gotta be a real one, in space!

Among Us in real life

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Lima posted:

I think he says something like Go Away (gå væk) but it's hard to hear. It sounds like he isn't used to running :v:

This is cool I can just say 'ga weg' and Danes will understand me

NO sexy Danish women's volleyball team you can't stay the night here, I don't care that you're all promiscuous and forgot to pack spare clothes

A Sometimes Food
Dec 8, 2010

Lima posted:

I think he says something like Go Away (gå væk) but it's hard to hear. It sounds like he isn't used to running :v:

Dang, well at least I learned something.

Lima
Jun 17, 2012

A Sometimes Food posted:

Dang, well at least I learned something.

I listened to it a bit more and I think his words are "gonnovæk" which is Randers-danish for Go Away Now.

If you were to meet a Randers dane in the wilds, you would get the full "prølihørhærigår, nusirjajlinåej; gonnovæk."

Phlegmish posted:

This is cool I can just say 'ga weg' and Danes will understand me

NO sexy Danish women's volleyball team you can't stay the night here, I don't care that you're all promiscuous and forgot to pack spare clothes

Gå væk is the traditional danish greeting to foreigners, so you should hear that a lot if you visit!

Lima fucked around with this message at 13:40 on Oct 21, 2020

SplitSoul
Dec 31, 2000

Lima posted:

I listened to it a bit more and I think his words are "gonnovæk" which is Randers-danish for Go Away Now.

If you were to meet a Randers dane in the wilds, you would get the full "prølihørhærigår, nusirjajlinåej; gonnovæk."

Sounds more like "prøvakomvæk" (prøv at komme væk), which is "(Try to) get outta here" depending on whether it's addressed to the guy filming or the inmates.

Proving once again that the kamelåså struggle is real.

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
what was his motivation to kill? just crazy?

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Already one goon is willing to join my murder tabletop gang

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Lima posted:

A little prison escape, as a treat.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iC1RPMQ9DZk

This happened in 1995.

Daaamn, seems like breaking out of prison in Denmark is pretty easy. I wonder why anyone stays in prison at all

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

Sounds like that prison has some really substandard security!

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

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Relin posted:

what was his motivation to kill? just crazy?

he's a sex violence sicko. in the trial they had his computer full of torture snuff porn as evidence.

now on CD-ROM
Oct 21, 2020

by Pragmatica
Wow so the rich guy who tricked a bunch of engineering students to build him a non-submerging boat and decorate it as a fake submarine wasn't able to pull of a real escape.

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022
This is the escape, and immediate recapture, of Prison Madsen.

frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

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now on CD-ROM posted:

Wow so the rich guy who tricked a bunch of engineering students to build him a non-submerging boat and decorate it as a fake submarine wasn't able to pull of a real escape.

You can do better than this. C'mon, up your game.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



What ever happened with copenhagen suborbitals? Did they ever go to space?

Avynte
Jun 30, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Bacon Terrorist posted:

This is the escape, and immediate recapture, of Prison Madsen.

now on CD-ROM
Oct 21, 2020

by Pragmatica

frumpykvetchbot posted:

You can do better than this. C'mon, up your game.

Opps sorry if I offended you. I'll consider my words more carefully next time I talk about the expensive pleasure craft built for the sole purpose of torturing a woman to death on.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Tbh you made Peter Badsen sound cooler than he is

Avynte
Jun 30, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

now on CD-ROM posted:

Opps sorry if I offended you. I'll consider my words more carefully next time I talk about the expensive pleasure craft built for the sole purpose of torturing a woman to death on.

please do not besmirch the purity of the SCIENCE involved and the COMRADERY of grouping around a laptop while your boss shows off the latest snuff porn he's been jerking to.

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Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

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now on CD-ROM posted:

Opps sorry if I offended you. I'll consider my words more carefully next time I talk about the expensive pleasure craft built for the sole purpose of torturing a woman to death on.

so are you saying frumpykvetchbot aided a murder?

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