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lets start from #1 and collectively come up with the top 25 tips on being a good poster #1 you need to post about competitors to the dixon ticonderoga when you don't know what to post
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i have to say i'm a huge fan of Faber-Castell Aktiengesellshaft pens and pencils, especially the Graf Von Faber-Castell lineup's Perfect Pencil. it just might beat out the Dixon Ticonderoga pencil in terms of usability and sexiness, but i have to admit the Dixon Ticonderoga is a solid pencil for all writing needs.
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Oct 20, 2020 16:25
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tip 2: use turbo mode
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Oct 20, 2020 16:27
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Don't not post good
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Oct 20, 2020 16:29
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write something out, wait a few seconds, then read it again and think 'is this funny or contributing to the discussion in some way?' if not, just don't post it. i do this all the time (yes that means what you're reading is the cream of the crop, baby!) also, all pro posters use posting gel for maximum performance with no chafing
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Oct 20, 2020 16:40
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Oct 20, 2020 16:42
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First post think never
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Oct 20, 2020 16:43
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Internalize posting so it's happens without your meddlesome conscious mind.
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Oct 20, 2020 16:43
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tip 69: don't read threads, only post in them
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Oct 20, 2020 16:45
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Tip #10: Do not post
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Oct 20, 2020 16:45
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tip #11: or post, whatever
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Tip #12: Ignore tip #11
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Oct 20, 2020 16:47
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16- Crush your enemies 17- Drive them before you 18- Hear the lamentation of their women
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19: dont worry about apostrophe rule's. Language is a living thing and its fun when grammar dude's start to cry
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Oct 20, 2020 18:00
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Type six paragraphs while on the toilet and then delete it before submitting because nothing matters
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Oct 20, 2020 18:03
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My best posting tip is that sometimes a sound is better than a words https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFr74zI1LBM
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Oct 20, 2020 18:04
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Icochet posted:19: dont worry about apostrophe rule's. Language is a living thing and its fun when grammar dude's start to cry Right and then also start using voice to text so you don't even have to type it's awesome
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Oct 20, 2020 18:17
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20. never post sober
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21. post like no one's reading
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Oct 20, 2020 18:31
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If someone quotes you and dunks on you, edit out your post. It'll look like the other poster is friggin crazy
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Oct 20, 2020 18:37
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You miss 100% of the laughs that you don't attempt to elicit
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Oct 20, 2020 18:43
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Icochet posted:If someone quotes you and dunks on you, edit out your post. It'll look like the other poster is friggin crazy Thank you for this, gonna try it out next time. Hopefully Chinatown is not reading this thread, his dunks hurt the most
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Oct 20, 2020 18:49
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Post drunk, post again sober
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Oct 20, 2020 18:50
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Icochet posted:If someone quotes you and dunks on you, edit out your post. It'll look like the other poster is friggin crazy even better, edit out their post!* *may require extra steps to become a mod first
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Oct 20, 2020 18:55
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22: always lean into the derail
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23: whenever you page snipe, always make a big loving deal about it
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Oct 21, 2020 01:12
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24 use big words that you don't know too well to sound photosynthesis
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Oct 21, 2020 01:19
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Tip 69 nice
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Oct 21, 2020 01:22
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#28 show people you're good at math, it's very impressive.
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1: Don't 2: Be 3: Sober
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Oct 21, 2020 01:32
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Never edit...
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Oct 21, 2020 02:51
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The Bird posted:Never edit. And quote yourself often.
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Oct 21, 2020 02:51
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∞ There's no such thing as good or bad posting, only posting namaste
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Oct 21, 2020 02:57
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Don't be me
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Oct 21, 2020 03:50
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Be funny if you can. Be at least slightly interesting if you can't. And if you can't manage either of those, be boring, brief, and easily scrolled past - no one will tell you you AREN'T posting good then so you can finally believe your posts are good regardless of their real quality level.
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Oct 21, 2020 03:51
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other posters have posting secrets they want to share with you
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Oct 21, 2020 03:54
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⁷ posting secrets mods don't want you to know!
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Oct 21, 2020 03:55
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Be helpful and funny, realize that posting here is supposed to be fun and not serious or upsetting.
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Tip 33: The toilet has many uses, such as in the brewing of stews, and the housing of toads.
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