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The_Rob

musicals are garbage


I went skateboarding today and I worked and had coffee.

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Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.


drank my coffee, did some work, mowed the lawn, typical dude stuff. you know

EVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOB

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Evil Bob

've lived a thousand times. I found out what it means to be believed.


guy from the 1950s: went in to work at the office and told my secretary to hold my calls and slept off my hangover til 11. had some whiskey in my coffee when I snapped out of it and hit on Pete’s secretary after lunch. called the wife to tell her I was working late and wasn’t gonna be home in time to put the kids to bed, or to go to bed with her, then me and Pete’s secretary went and got drinks before goin back to her place. I was drunk as hell behind the wheel too no big deal

EVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOBEVILBOB

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The_Rob

musicals are garbage


dudes

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my long balls are shortening with the change of seasons. it's about time

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I'm finding that the wild burriots are wearing more protective foil lately. Lame



sigs by cool guys Zurtilik® and Barking Gecko™

City of Glompton


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I'm finding that the wild burriots are wearing more protective foil lately. Lame

it's gonna be a cold winter




thank you vanisher and sk and Khanstant for the sigs!

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Macnult


livin' life fer sure dude


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Macnult


City of Glompton posted:

it's gonna be a cold winter

a most righteous la niña


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The Voice of Labor



finally. I'm cool with trolling the gbs short people thread but wagging my dick around in the byob ladies thread seemed kinda gauche

owlhawk911


*fart*



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The Voice of Labor



also lol at the brevity of the op because dudes don't have time to read instructions and even if we do we ignore them anyway

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same lol. beef am I right

The_Rob

musicals are garbage


The Voice of Labor posted:

also lol at the brevity of the op because dudes don't have time to read instructions and even if we do we ignore them anyway

brevity is the soul of tits.

more falafel please

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trying my damndest to invent a masculinity that isn't inherently toxic itt

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owlhawk911


more falafel please posted:

trying my damndest to invent a masculinity that isn't inherently toxic itt

know what's really toxic?

*farts, leers*



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more falafel please

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farts are objectively funny

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Gluten Free Dad



what's up my fellow dudes, today I intend to get wrecked on protein supplements and jerk my wang in the gym changing room like any other dude

Chewbecca

Just chillin' : )

Working hard or hardly working, amirite my my guys





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Gluten Free Dad



apparently it's frowned upon to stroke one's meatus in a gym locker room (i am no longer welcome there) so after they threw me out i went to the woods to look at porno magazines and then rip out the pages, crumple them up, and leave them there for kids to find. classic dude stuff.

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the rules of the man cave more like the man cave rules haha ya that is a replica kalmer Batman chest piece and no you can’t touch it now finish your mgd and watch me beat the blink 182 song on donkey konga

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blaise rascal

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."


hell yeah brother. gonna go kill an animal, and pleasure a woman. maybe record some more Disney songs for the internet. y’know, manly things.


ty vanisher, ty khanstant

Gluten Free Dad



blaise rascal posted:

hell yeah brother. gonna go kill an animal, and pleasure a woman. maybe record some more Disney songs for the internet. y’know, manly things.

is killing a woman and pleasuring an animal just as manly. i got it the wrong way round and i don't want to come across as some pansy froo froo fairy nancy boy when i mention it at the hunting lodge.

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Gluten Free Dad posted:

is killing a woman and pleasuring an animal just as manly. i got it the wrong way round and i don't want to come across as some pansy froo froo fairy nancy boy when i mention it at the hunting lodge.

u get a mulligan for that. ONCE

im freaking the heck out

It's daddy shithead, where's the bourbon?


Strong men also cry!!!!!!! Ahem...hey toots what's cookin'?

Gluten Free Dad



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u get a mulligan for that. ONCE

what if i did it repeatedly but every single time was an accident

Macnult


tough guy music associated with manual labor playing 24/7 so that whether you're punching drywall or repairing it you're always ready


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Macnult


attached the stem to a fresh can of WD-40 and i swear i could hear a nasty Drop C riff start playing


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Prof. Crocodile



what's up dudes i have dirt under my fingernails, and i am going to lift weights, and afterwards drink some straight whiskey. also i am tinkering with a vegan baking recipe.


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!
thank you khanstant for the sigoblin!

Dreadite



dudes this owns, we are dudes and therefore right about things. I carry opinions that are correct like millennials are pussies and we should take a little risk to maintain the economy.

Dreadite



im at the russian bathhouse just bsing with my guys about our wives and wearing gold chains nestled in our chest hair

Prof. Crocodile



Dreadite posted:

im at the russian bathhouse just bsing with my guys about our wives and wearing gold chains nestled in our chest hair

this guy dude gets it


thank you to vanisher for the awesome back-to-school sig!


thank you city of glompton for this glomptastic autumn sig!
thank you khanstant for the sigoblin!

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Dreadite posted:

dudes this owns, we are dudes and therefore right about things. I carry opinions that are correct like millennials are pussies and we should take a little risk to maintain the economy.

rabble rabble

Dreadite



i am cruising on my e-scooter in the bike lane down broadway while smoking the nub of a Dominican stoge. yes you will get “the bird” if you shout in my direction about traffic safety

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any other stone cold killing machines ITT?

I'm looking for a sparring partner/possible life partner

PM me if ur down. Semper fi motherfuck!

The_Rob

musicals are garbage


Macnult posted:

tough guy music associated with manual labor playing 24/7 so that whether you're punching drywall or repairing it you're always ready

lamb of god is tight.

more falafel please

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YzSVmsrJEzk

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the ladies have their own thread now and it's kicking our rear end. somebody say a bunch of dope dude to poo poo I got nothin rn

The Voice of Labor



letting my massive pale belly free from the confines of my tshirt that it may collect as much of the life giving rays of waning fall sunlight as possible. fueling its expanse with beer that it may grow vaster still, the chemical processes inside it a fractal repetition of the solar fusion powering and tanning the belly

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spreading my musk at every accessible urinal within a 2 mile radius of home to mark my dudeitory

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