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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

I just learned about the Kelly family from the Cursed Images thread.

So far this is all I know about them:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SSjWbO89d6o



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1p3MJlTY3yg

I think they're great and we should all learn about the Kelly family together.

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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

This is a live version of the alien song from LAST YEAR WE COULD SEE THEM LIVE.

They legit rock.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vpSgRtU07Q

e: Oh no trouble in paradise.

"The most outspoken sibling, Jimmy, has criticized his father for not giving his children a formal education and imposing on them a "Huckleberry Finn" lifestyle."

e2: Wherein they lead a visibly confused wizard up onto stage in front a loving stadium full of cheering fans and weep openly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmWWSVnDcD8

Funky See Funky Do fucked around with this message at 11:33 on Oct 21, 2020

A Sometimes Food
Dec 8, 2010

I AM THE STORM THAT IS APPROACHING



Funky See Funky Do posted:

Ain't Gonna Pee My Bed Tonight

It's good to have goals OP.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010




Sorry I am not going to be able to participate in this thread because I grew up in Germany in the 90s and have therefore learned enough about the Kelly Family to still be sick to loving death of them to this day

based on my experience I recommend everyone get out while the getting's good

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Feb 17, 2011

meat


I'll pee it for you

Mega64
May 23, 2008





So what second-rate cable channel is their reality show on?

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

My Lovely Horse posted:

Sorry I am not going to be able to participate in this thread because I grew up in Germany in the 90s and have therefore learned enough about the Kelly Family to still be sick to loving death of them to this day

based on my experience I recommend everyone get out while the getting's good

Tell me everything.

Chicken Butt
Oct 27, 2010


Lol of course this hot mess was a big hit in Germany, where David Hasselhof is one of the most successful and beloved singers of all time.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance.


Smellrose

I peed in your bed OP.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

In a world gone mad,
we will not spank the monkey,
but the monkey will spank us.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Kelly_Family

Jawdins
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho


Serial killers

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun



Nap Ghost

but i peed my bed in reno
just to watch it dry
when i hear that toilet flushin'
i hang my head and cry

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.



peeing your bed is cool sorry op voted 1

Mistaken Identity
Oct 21, 2020



I saw Joey Kelly run in a race. Twice.

Not that interesting, but it is weird that it happened twice.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010




Funky See Funky Do posted:

Tell me everything.
I'll tell you what I didn't know is that the pee pee song was a thing. They kept that kind of thing well away from the 13-year-old girls swooning over Angelo.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!


You ain’t it miss thang.

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight


I try and get the stanky leg going like the kid every now and then.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012




I posted it in the cursed thread, I apologize bringing the horrors out for all to see


quote:

They have sold over 20 million albums since the early 1980s and were ranked as the 6th most popular music act in Germany in the 1990s. Despite their American origins, the group is virtually unknown in the United States.

I’m fascinated by them because they all look like a weird sentient species of thrift store rejects meets those who uses the term “traditional” in a very specific way group.

Also they had a loving massive boat and tour bus


Weka
May 5, 2019

And if you gaze long into an abyss, you will say `look, no ring.`

OP you may think you're a chronic bed wetter but we have a roster and every night a different goon pees your bed for you, because we care and want what's best for you.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA


My primary hope for the Kelly Family is that they were not actually abused

I feel like if their super-weird life was just super-weird then their story is kind of awesome, albeit sad for the ones who would have rather, like, gotten book-learnin' instead of hoping they did not starve on the streets in their early busking days

I also admit a certain degree of fascination with any musical group that is completely unknown in their nominal home country and hugely popular elsewhere. This is definitely something I have encountered before, though of course no examples are coming to mind now.

Also considering "Peepee" is possibly the worst thing I have ever heard, I am shocked that "Fell in Love with an Alien" is actually pretty good

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010


Such a bold statement, OP. One should not tempt fate so.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019





whose bed are you gonna peepee then op?

C-Bag
Nov 28, 2008



this is the only song by the Kelly Family I know, I can't wait to revisit tir na nog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lh8kz88Owc

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

teen witch posted:

I posted it in the cursed thread, I apologize bringing the horrors out for all to see



I’m fascinated by them because they all look like a weird sentient species of thrift store rejects meets those who uses the term “traditional” in a very specific way group.

Also they had a loving massive boat and tour bus




That is so cool. They're like a magical TV family from the 60s.

E:

C-Bag posted:

this is the only song by the Kelly Family I know, I can't wait to revisit tir na nog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lh8kz88Owc

What? They had their own Power Rangers type show? Oh my gosh.

Funky See Funky Do fucked around with this message at 21:16 on Oct 21, 2020

C-Bag
Nov 28, 2008



Funky See Funky Do posted:

What? They had their own Power Rangers type show? Oh my gosh.

one could say it's why a certain indie "darling" has a certain "subtitle"

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

one step done and another begun



Nap Ghost

billy pee'in is not my lover
he's just a guy who says that i am the one
but his piss isn't on my bum

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

My Lovely Horse posted:

I'll tell you what I didn't know is that the pee pee song was a thing. They kept that kind of thing well away from the 13-year-old girls swooning over Angelo.

Wait. This guy?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!


teen witch posted:

I posted it in the cursed thread, I apologize bringing the horrors out for all to see



I’m fascinated by them because they all look like a weird sentient species of thrift store rejects meets those who uses the term “traditional” in a very specific way group.

Also they had a loving massive boat and tour bus




Goddamn why would they want to take their ugly rear end kids on tour?

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!



Dinosaur Gum

"Ain't Gonna poo poo Where I Eat" is gonna be a great song eventually

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005

We've never been into punk. It was too traditional.


Do they still do peepee live? I'd be more interested in a 30 year old man singing it.

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
VAGINA AVOIDER; LEADER OF THE BIBLE STUDY GROUP; WETTEST BLANKET


It's a pretty safe assumption that there was rampant sexual physical and psychological abuse going on in that family
There's no way they pumped out another child, and then with 59 sibling lined up and forced to all do the same thing, they tell the new one "hey you can do whatever you want!"

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!


veni veni veni posted:

Do they still do peepee live? I'd be more interested in a 30 year old man singing it.

Idk man I’m sure if you could find the vinyl you could definitely make a karaoke track from it.

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.


I thought it was very brave of them to escape the Nazis by climbing over the Alps.

Pawn 17
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







Just pee wherever is closest to you at the time.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 11, 2015

by Cyrano4747


C-Bag posted:

this is the only song by the Kelly Family I know, I can't wait to revisit tir na nog

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Lh8kz88Owc

what in the christ, that was them? i vaguely remember that show being on fox kids when i was little

Lawrence Gilchrist
Mar 31, 2010



Pee is in the eye of the beholder

The Cubelodyte
Sep 1, 2006

Practicing Hypnolaw since 1990

Grimey Drawer

Lawrence Gilchrist posted:

Pee is in the eye of the beholder

Only with explicit consent

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005

We've never been into punk. It was too traditional.


Aint gonna poo poo my jorts today
Aint gonna poo poo my jorts today
I auint gohhns shiddy my jorts todayuagh
Aint gonna poo poo
Aint gonna poo poo
Yeaaaaugh

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016


op don't write checks your bladder can't cash

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The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
VAGINA AVOIDER; LEADER OF THE BIBLE STUDY GROUP; WETTEST BLANKET


Remember that GBS guy who lived in like a shack in brazil or something and there was a hole in his floorboards. When he wanted to pee he'd just lay facedown with his dick through the hole and let 'er rip. He was concerned about maybe an animal biting his little dink as it poked through.

I bet it would be a really relaxing way to pee. Maybe not if the floor was uncomfortable or cold. You could lay a rug over it and poke a hole in the rug too.
The only time I laid down to pee I was floating on a river and it was also pretty cool.

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