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Oct 21, 2020 20:58
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'WE NEED TO MAXIMISE THE OUTREACH OF OUR SOCIAL MEDIA OUTPUT, ' I SQUEAL INTO MY GAPING ANUS |
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Oct 21, 2020 21:05
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My first point on the agenda is the AXE bodyspray account. We need to get rid of all these girls, because girls are yukky |
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Oct 21, 2020 22:06
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I am thinking of replacing them with cats, or maybe sonic the hedgehog |
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Oct 21, 2020 22:07
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feels like this is actually real |
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Oct 21, 2020 22:17
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Dreadite posted:feels like this is actually real it is and it's also v good
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Oct 21, 2020 22:19
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nut posted:it is and it's also v good all beers should be required by law to use comic sans |
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Oct 21, 2020 22:22
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A Slurpee™ a day keeps the cooties away 
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Oct 21, 2020 22:25
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Dreadite posted:all beers should be required by law to use comic sans if the no name beer looked like this:  i'd have bought it more than once
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Oct 22, 2020 00:46
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Look, we all know investment portfolios aren't very exciting, but these smiling old people don't exactly help. I'm thinking how about a paddock, with a few horses in the background? Hmm, this car doesn't really have that "wow" factor. What if it was, now hear me out, a horse? A pretty boy, mmhmm ok, and a girl, kind of looks like a princess, yes I'm liking the lifestyle this perfume is portraying. But I'm thinking she needs to be on a horse. A beautiful black horse with a flowing mane, like a Andalusian. And lose the boy. And the princess should really be me to really sell this horse fantasy. |
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Oct 22, 2020 01:35
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Finger Prince posted:Look, we all know investment portfolios aren't very exciting, but these smiling old people don't exactly help. I'm thinking how about a paddock, with a few horses in the background? Go on |
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Oct 22, 2020 01:38
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Dreadite posted:Go on Ok, I'm picturing a field of horses. They're all frolicking and eating grass. Then the camera pans right and the most glorious blue eyed cremelo LEAPS the paddock fence from stage right... ...and? And he's the most beautiful horse you've ever seen, and he's got a horn on his head! He's a unicorn!! He approaches the camera and gently lowers his head. A hand...my hand... Reaches from behind the camera to stroke his nose. ...yes, and then? And then what? That's it. That's all of it. ...for adult incontinence pads... Well if you've got a better idea, I'd like to hear it. Unless it doesn't include horses, in which case NANANANA I CAN'T HEAR YOU! |
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Oct 22, 2020 02:03
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we should make an ad for all the dinosaurs i can name which is all of them
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Oct 22, 2020 02:27
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These pregnancy tests are so boring. I mean, I like the colorful lines, but I think we need to take it further with some sparkles or cartoon characters. And the shape is such a snooze. What if we made it ball-shaped, or star-shaped? ... Where wouldn't it fit? |
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Oct 22, 2020 02:57
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our digital marketing strategy should revolve around letting everyone know that jenny mcmillan and kyle eggers kissed under the big tree at recess and kyle tried to slip jenny the tongue and she kneed him in the nards and we all laughed but then he couldn't walk and he had to go to the nurse's office and he tried to tell everybody that it was because of the but on his leg he got from soccer but i was like 'nuh-uh kyle you're such a liar we all know you have bruised nards." |
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Oct 22, 2020 03:10
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oh you think my ads are dumb cause youre the ads CEO?? well my uncle actually works at the ads factory and told me how to make all the best ads and you suck, hope you like your crappy baby ads for little stupid babies!!!!! |
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Oct 22, 2020 07:18
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google THIS posted:These pregnancy tests are so boring. I mean, I like the colorful lines, but I think we need to take it further with some sparkles or cartoon characters. And the shape is such a snooze. What if we made it ball-shaped, or star-shaped? ... Where wouldn't it fit? |
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Oct 22, 2020 08:18
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Prof. Crocodile posted:our digital marketing strategy should revolve around letting everyone know that jenny mcmillan and kyle eggers kissed under the big tree at recess and kyle tried to slip jenny the tongue and she kneed him in the nards and we all laughed but then he couldn't walk and he had to go to the nurse's office and he tried to tell everybody that it was because of the but on his leg he got from soccer but i was like 'nuh-uh kyle you're such a liar we all know you have bruised nards." branding campaign by infamous PR expert Edward Bruisednards
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Oct 22, 2020 12:52
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i learned in Prestigious Ad School that rule 1 of advertising is 'sex sells" which is why every ad campaign im involved with prominently features my ruined, wide- open urethra |
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Oct 22, 2020 13:19
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guys i just watched a documentary on pirates and they were not the fun loving people we thought they were, we need to rethink our corporate mascot |
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Oct 22, 2020 15:18
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Alright team, I know we have been wrestling with this problem for days. At midday I am going to phone the head of PR for Lockheed Martin and tell him we have an answer. Until then no one leaves this room. Now, tell me which ninja turtle is going to be the darned lock-mart brand ambassador |
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Oct 22, 2020 21:10
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Put a Pikachu on it. |
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Oct 23, 2020 17:36
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hewwo. this is Hawiburton's head of pubwic wewations. wet me just say: we heaw you. |
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Oct 23, 2020 17:42
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wait wait wait wait I have a great idea land before time... but with fortnite dancing and golf carts
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Oct 24, 2020 07:43
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animator: should that really be part of the script? me: our studio's entire future depends on it animator: but none of the dinosaurs have arms long enough to... me: show me littlefoot dab on stage or we are all out of a job animator: ok, just littlefoot me: littlefoot is just a taste. chomper must dab as well animator: I'm gonna have to do a little dab myself right now if you know what I mean
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Oct 24, 2020 07:51
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nut posted:branding campaign by infamous PR expert Edward Bruisednards
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Oct 24, 2020 14:46
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We here at Titties, Balls & Butts LLC offer a bespoke range of brand consulting services. Some of our illustrious clients include Fortune 500 companies and Sovereign Wealth Funds, and also your mum. |
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Oct 24, 2020 17:22
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Oct 24, 2020 18:16
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BLUE MUSTARD |
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Oct 24, 2020 18:45
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Oct 24, 2020 18:53
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Bring back Squeez-its especially the ones with color changing tablets. |
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Oct 24, 2020 19:06
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cigarettes - but they turn your mouth GREEN!!!
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Oct 25, 2020 02:16
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you inspired me 
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Oct 26, 2020 18:52
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Oct 26, 2020 20:51
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let's promote this with an throwback, old school, retro video gaming vibe. something like skyrim, call of duty modern warfare 3, or portal |
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