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my dad is great, he never yelled at us kids ever (mum had that pretty well covered lol) but that just made it fuckign terrifying teh one time he had an argument with mum lol. he's chill though and i'm trying to raise my kid as chill as possible too. helps that my wife is very quiet, I take more after my mother (eastern european volume levels)
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vary naice
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Mar 4, 2021 03:29
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echinopsis posted:VARY NAICE!
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I watched my dad eat a plate of mushrooms last night it was a good night.
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my mum cooked some fish, and she asked how it was. dad said "tough" normally mum apologies but tonight she said "how can fish be tough" and he said "you deserve a slap" and stormed out, came back later and now acting like normal good old dad 
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https://twitter.com/thatlittledemon/status/1346523036367925249?s=21
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lol some of those like “did you fall in” are universally golden
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Mar 16, 2021 23:00
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im more a fan of "everything come out ok?" but "did you fall in" is classic
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Mar 16, 2021 23:55
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"Look, horses" for life
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"it's not heavy, it's just awkward" is both something I say and something said about me
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Mar 16, 2021 23:57
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my stepdads beer posted:"Look, horses" for life right?? what kind of sociopath doesn't call attention to horses when they seem them
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:"it's not heavy, it's just awkward" is both something I say and something said about me
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chris elliot wrote a book with his father where they each wrote an alternating chapter. the format was supposed to be chris writes one story, then his dad writes a rebuttal. what was published was chris writing heartfelt stories from his childhood in his chapters, followed by his dad writing about going to the mall and buying gold-toe socks or something.
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that is a fuckin STRONG comedic family
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Mar 17, 2021 00:21
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aw he passed away in 2016, RIP dude
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“we needed this rain” backed by “boy its really coming down out there” is an unbeatable dad one-two combo
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FMguru posted:“we needed this rain” backed by “boy its really coming down out there” is an unbeatable dad one-two combo "like a cow pissin on a flat rock"
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it’s not on there but “were you born in a tent?” is an extremely dad rhetorical question (knowing full well you weren’t)
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the americas cup is on at the moment and I have no idea why NZ is always involved but anyway there was a race other day and we were losing so my dad turns off the TV. turns out we came from behind to win. good one dad
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echinopsis posted:the americas cup is on at the moment and I have no idea why NZ is always involved but anyway there was a race other day and we were losing so my dad turns off the TV. turns out we came from behind to win. your dad the emotionally abusive cop is a real peach
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"guess they'll let anyone in here" is gold
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bobbilljim posted:"guess they'll let anyone in here" is gold ikr
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My dad is very loving. He survived Vietnam, homelessness, crippling poverty, and managed to raise two caring sons on his own. It did...however, require us to start parenting ourselves at a very young age and even take on a parental role with him at very young ages. I've had a little distance from that role over the past decade. He's 76 now though and nearly became homeless again a couple years ago and is getting harassed and threatened by landlords again this year. I'm just so tired for him and wish he could be old and in peace without this poo poo. El Mero Mero fucked around with this message at 08:53 on Mar 17, 2021 |
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Mar 17, 2021 08:32
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my stepdads beer posted:"Look, horses" for life
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echinopsis posted:“americans are the dumbest race on the planet” my
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outlaw/dirtbag/old country music owns
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americans are the dumbest but so is everyone else
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